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25/12/2019

Each year I write a very long Christmas message because I find the day so joyous. Here’s my 2018 message which is more appropriate for Facebook than my 2019 message.

Merry Christmas!! In past Christmas messages I’ve pondered the true meaning of the day(presents or a Jesus whack off?), dwelled on my extended family’s racial macroaggressions, or even hypothesized about the implications of Mary’s overwhelming incentive to say she was a virgin.... But this time I want to talk about the songs that get us into the spirit. I think some of the tunes that get us Christmas h***y might be.. troubling:

Baby it’s cold outside -this ones the best to start with, I mean I can really go on. “Say what’s in this drink?”( rohypnol)
“The answer is no”
(dude, the answer is NO)
The guy is using a literal snowstorm to get laid & she’s still willing to venture into a blizzard/ to perform a musical number to get out of his company.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus -
“what a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen mommy kissing santa claus”
???The kid seems to be minutely traumatized because mommy is cheating on his father but more than that- the kid seems to be delighted. Like mommy having relations with Santa might procure him a better quality of presents. Even though it’s at the expense of his FATHER. This songs a mixture of infidelity, capitalism, and childhood trauma.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas -
Nothing inherently wrong, just try saying “merry little Christmas” to someone. It’s pretty condescending.

We wish you a merry Christmas -
I think this song is a group of children just demanding things as children do.
They first wish you a good holiday and then say “now bring us some figgy pudding” then, “we won’t leave until we get some” what is figgy pudding? Why are they being dicks?

Last Christmas-
I know you may have given your heart to someone special last year, but maybe take a break? This year, to save you from tears, try some self care. Drink some milk, call your mom. You don’t have to give your heart out every year. A little excessive.

Anyway I hope you all have a blessed day with your families.🎄

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