16/01/2022
Anyone have an extra pair of legs? This supplier shortage got me like
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If you like grumpy Chihuahuas, you’re in the right place. Chiweenie rescue mix turned Director of Security in forever home. I love bowties.
My mutt brother could be a little less annoying.
02/01/2022
💫RIP dignity and respect 💫
Here’s hoping 2022 brings less hoomans who think festive cat hats are good accessories for scary guard dogs ❌🎅🏻
13/11/2021
Somebody tell this Lady I don’t do Instagram posts before coffee☕️
Are you a team coffee or tea or neither?
04/11/2021
For the love of dog, someone hand us a venti pumpkin latte 2 pumps white mocha vanilla sweet cream cold foam hold the whipped 🍂☕️
31/10/2021
Halloween stinks 🦨🎃
Take your stinkin candy, and skunkdaddle outta here smol hoomans 🍭🍬
Do you get a lot of trick or treaters?
29/10/2021
I tell the baby she better find da rest of that dress🚫 Come on now. Would you let your person leave the house dressed in a napkin? 🍽
I don’t care if it’s a “homecoming”dance! What the hell is a homecoming dance anyway? Come home to Leonard! 💪🏼
22/10/2021
Show of hands for whose hoomans haven’t even thought about Halloween costumes yet? 🙋🏻♂️
I am 100% judging you, Hooman. You are surrounded by a widely successful community of over achieving Instagram pet accounts who have the costume coordination thing down pat. We are now 9 days out from Halloween, and what do you have to show for yourself except some moldy pumpkins that ended up in Tuesday’s trash.
Do you see the level of incompetence I’m working with here? 🎃😳
20/10/2021
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandwich. 🥪 Duh.
Fun fact: Speaking of beaches, I have never been to the beach. I know, I know, these hoomans deprive me of basic necessities.
Have you ever been to the beach? 🏖
Not sure if I would like it. There’s probably a lot of people there who I would have to bark at. Sounds like a lot of work to me.
09/10/2021
You autumn know 🍂🎃… finally feeling a little better, and this Lady wants to do a photo shoot 🤦🏻♂️ Leaf me alone, Lady! 🍁
28/09/2021
Man down!
Frens, my back is not good 🤕 Hooman Lady got me set up with this heating pad. Doctor put me on Galliprant which is supposedly an antiflammatory/steroid. My spinal scan was normal. We’re fresh out of ideas 😫💡❌
Anyone have any recommendations? I gotta get back to guard duty!!
25/09/2021
It’s the big day!! How did our prom pics turn out? 🎀💝
⬅️ to see my nervousness about leaving Mutt alone on guard. Say a prayer I don’t return to intruders in the house! 😤😱
23/09/2021
Welcome to my office 💻 Sometimes those Hoomans make noises inside so I must turn my back from window surveillance👀. Suit yourself hoomans. It’s your life at risk.
What are your biggest distractions? Hoomans? Other dogs? Squirrels?
21/09/2021
The man. The myth. The legend.
luxurylops really captured my essence, huh? 👏🏼
21/09/2021
One distinguished gentleman right there 💪🏼
What do you think - did .luxurylops really capture my essence, or what?!
20/09/2021
Double tap if you got out of bed today 🙌🏼
Just surveilled the outdoor perimeter. I’m done for the day. May throw a couple barks out at the mailman later if I’m feeling ambitious.
What’s your Monday mood?
20/09/2021
Mutt, there is no We in Me-Time.
Now scram and let me enjoy my Grrrona in peace 🍻
16/09/2021
My girl said 𝕐𝔼𝕊 to the prom on 9/25 🥰. Now, get this! The hoomans are giving me a hard time about taking off from my guard duties that night. Do you believe the nerve?!!Now I may be forced to have that Mutt brother of mine fill in for me 😤. I better deploy speed training so he is prepared for the shift.
We are sitting at the one and only .s_universe ℂ𝕦𝕡𝕚𝕕’𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 table. Who else will we see out on the dance floor? I’m two time champion of the electric slide and not too bad at the Macarena either. You’ve been warned 🕺🕺
I may be get elected Prom King based soley on this dancing skills…
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Coco, get your best dress pressed and ready, our limo will be picking you up at 5pm sharp on the 25th. Hope to see all of our other fur frens there!
15/09/2021
No matter what day of the week it is, I won’t look until you get this ridiculous hat off of me, Lady. 👒😤
Why do these people do this us? I won’t stand for it!
10/09/2021
What are your go to moves at feeding time? 🍴🍝This is mine. I rest my head on the ledge as that Hooman Lady works on my dinner. Of course because she insists on taking longer than 12 seconds to prepare, I must cue the head rest to let her know I’ve about had it with the speed in which she moves🐢
What do ya got? Happy dances, extended sighs, barking…? 🕺🍽 😋
04/09/2021
I would like for that Hooman Lady to explain to me why this 💎GEM💎 of a video was in her drafts from 6 months ago 🤔
Is she trying to silence us dogs, or is she just really that lazy? Hint: There is no excuse, and she’s fired.
🙏🏻I’d like to extend my deepest apologies to all dogs in the world for her failed attempt to oppress us. My condolences also go out to all hoomans in the world that you have unnecessarily needed to wait an exorbitant amount of time to better understand what all of us dogs really think.
29/08/2021
First, she misses National Dog Day by not one but TWO days. Then, she sits me upon a bench, throws some flowers in the mix 🌸, and places that Mutt next to me?
It’s official: I am seeking a new social media manager ASAP. She is grossly incapable of upholding my distinction and image on . At least I got a snausage out of the whole fiasco.
Hope your Hoomans honored your Dog Day better than mine.
15/08/2021
Dressed to impressed in me Sunday best 👔 💚
Matches the damn grass these lazy hoomans need to cut. Thanks for helping me dress up the ambiance. 🌱🌱🌱
I really love it! Not the long grass... or the people... but my bow tie sure do be dapper 💚
15/08/2021
This traffic is unspeakably RUDE😤🚘
How do you pass the time in a traffic jam?
I audaciously stare down every passerby. I find their part in creating gridlock to be the rudest thing ever.
Dogs would never cause traffic jams 🤨🚘🤨🚘
12/08/2021
The best therapists have fur and four legs. So come sit on my couch and tell me your problems. I charge the equivalency of 2 bow ties, 1 squeaky frog toy, and cod skins as payment. Me main job is Director of Security...Only work this therapist gig to supplement me income 🤷🏻♂️
Do you charge your hooman’s for therapy services too, and what kind of payment do you accept? 🧐 please don’t tell me I’ve been undercharging all these years!
08/08/2021
Who invited him to my Sunday?
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I tell the baby she better find da rest of that dress🚫 Come on now. Would you let your person leave the house dressed in a napkin? 🍽 I don’t care if it’s a “homecoming”dance! What the hell is a homecoming dance anyway? Come home to Leonard! 💪🏼 #wardrobepatrol #notapproved #guarddogoftheyear
I would like for that Hooman Lady to explain to me why this 💎GEM💎 of a video was in her drafts from 6 months ago 🤔 Is she trying to silence us dogs, or is she just really that lazy? Hint: There is no excuse, and she’s fired. 🙏🏻I’d like to extend my deepest apologies to all dogs in the world for her failed attempt to oppress us. My condolences also go out to all hoomans in the world that you have unnecessarily needed to wait an exorbitant amount of time to better understand what all of us dogs really think. #dogthoughts #inspirationalwords #doglesson #thereisaidit
Raise your hand if you agree 🙋🏻♂️: the vet exists simply to torture animals 🚫 They should be outcast by society for the danger they pose to us pets. Rude!! #rude #petsagainstvets
Do these people think I work for free?!⚡️⛈👊🏽 How are you with thunder? If you need a bodyguard, I’m available. Cost negotiable but bring your best treats to the table. #thunderdog #bathroombunker #largeleonardincharge
Somebody tell Mutt he’s making people uncomfortable. Considering present company, clearly 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲. #WorstDancePartnerEver #WeirdoStare #dogsoftiktok #muttstagram #dancingdog #dontletthemcutmynails
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Oh, you did not know that I dance too? A guard dog who dances. Have you ever..? . . 🎼 Shake it for the birds, shake it for the bees 🐝 Shake it for the catfish swimmin' down deep in the creek 🐡 For the crickets 🦗and the critters and the squirrels🐿. Shake it to the moon, shake it for me dogs 🎼 . . . . . . _____________________________ #lukebryan #shakeitforme #dancingdog #dancingdogs #dogswhodance #ifyoudontknow #ifyoudontknownowyouknow #chiweenielife #chiweeniesofinstagram #chiweenielove #chiweenies_daily #dogvideos
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