Hector the Fox Red Labrador - mostly.

02/07/2024

Some mum and me time today.
We went for a nice long walkies, I took some beautiful photos. Cos I'm so handsome.
Ate some grass.
Got denied rolling in some delicious brown puddle of something.

29/06/2024

Prawn crackers.

That is all.

05/06/2024

Apologies I've been very busy with my new job.
I've taken up gardening. I think you'll agree I'm incredibly helpful.
Alongside watering plants, I also:
Eat the manure out of freshly planted flower beds
Eat anything that resembles grass (this includes mum's ornamental stuff, can confirm it was delicious)
Stomp down dirt in plant beds, sometimes plants get in my way
I also have my own special watering service, it's yellow and will leave dead patches on your lawn. If that's something you were looking for.
Prices start at the very low level of cheese treats and vary depending on the Mayhem service required.

11/11/2023

Walkies in the winter sunshine is good.
I can still get smothered in filth but at least it's not raining.

27/10/2023

When life gets tough maybe you could try looking at it from a different angle?!
I haven't had cheese for almost 2 days. I can feel the weight dropping off, I'll be a greyhound by the end of the week!!
Send help, call pupline, bring snacks!!

24/10/2023

This is Riley.
She loves me.
She thinks I'm irresistible.
She's not wrong.

22/10/2023

When mum has the audacity to take photos of other dogs so you have to get in the shot quickly!

14/10/2023

Exhausting being a social butterfly 🦋
Walkies with my buddies and a chill on the sofa ❤️

08/10/2023

Enjoying the sun rays.
Remember don't walk your dogs in very hot weather!
Also remember, I am very handsome.

21/09/2023

Never let your human slaves get too comfortable.
Remember the bed is technically yours, you just let them sleep in it.
Always push their legs to the edge so you have plenty of leg room.
It's important you are comfortable and they know they are just tolerated.

16/09/2023

It is almost pear time.
They haven't quite fallen yet.
I haven't quite figured out how to pick them myself yet.
So I find what I want, point out the perfect pear and stare at my humans until they pick my perfect pear.

13/09/2023

It's been very warm so I have been helping with watering the gardens.
I am an avid gardener. Very good boi

22/08/2023

Always start your morning with a face wash.
It's important to be fresh and clean!!
Breakfast ☑️
Clean ☑️

Ready to go out and eat some pears!!

06/08/2023

My sister from another mister (ferret) has been poorly.
Mum has been trying to figure out a syringe feed she will eat.
So far I've eaten 1 syringe and 2 bowls of the rejects.
Unfortunately for me, she's found a good concoction the ferrets actually like so my clean up days are over.
Good while it lasted though!!

29/07/2023

Oh woe is me!!!
My tail is dead.
The wagger of wagginess has stopped wagging.
I am forlorn and bereft.
Am I even a dog if I cannot wag?!?

Mum says it's limber tail from cold swimming and it'll be back in a day or so but HOW DOES SHE KNOW? She can't guarantee.

18/07/2023

Chief investigator and site inspection.
It's ok.
Gives me something to sit on and bark at the neighbours.

09/07/2023

The human slave has been doing stuff in the garden on her time off, which is rude because it really should be spent adoring me.
But we have been supervising and quality checking her work.
It's exhausting being the site manager.

03/07/2023

Today I was savagely attacked by another dog.
The following video is difficult to watch to be honest.
I was unfairly tripped and a little bit choked.
And mum, well she just filmed it and laughed at me.
Someone dial pupline. I have no thumbs!!!

26/06/2023

Another day of chores done.
Ferrets all cleaned out and biscuits all swept up 😋
I obviously go first because I am the hardest working of the two of us. Rufus is older and I wouldn't want him to have to take the burden of that many biscuits.

23/06/2023

It's difficult being this handsome 💪

03/06/2023

Apples.
Are.
Life!!!!!!

28/05/2023

Good day.
Walked with my favourite person, she bought an apple.
Sploshed in the river.
Now mum has food and we also like food.

27/05/2023

Mum found a single poppy.
Mum thought she'd take a nice photo of the poppy.
Enter Hector.....

23/05/2023

When your human tries to sit you next to each other for a photo, ALWAYS schooch forward a bit so you're front and centre!
Look how handsome I am. I mean Rufus is ok looking, even showing off his 💄.
But me, I'm just model material.

18/05/2023

That time I protected the entire household from a possible threat but no-one appreciated my vigilance.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2972422892841290&id=1009562969127302&sfnsn=scwspmo

Am still monitoring the small floof situation.
It continues to grow.
Seems to twitch ALOT. Maybe a ticking bomb type thing.
Smells delicious, like cat 💩 and milk, of which I like both
Sleeps a lot but maybe lulling us into a false sense of security.
I remain ever vigilant.

14/05/2023

Mother has abandoned us this weekend.
We are reliant on father for everything.
We remind him it's food time.
In case he forgets.

08/05/2023

Mum says I can't sit next to her as I'm panting and my breath smells like 'literal faeces', which is a bit harsh.
Woke up at 4.30am desperate for a 💩.
Made a puddle in the garden. Woke up at 6 and 6.30am for more 💩.
Went for a walk with my buddies. Someone fell over, took the opportunity to eat a puddle of someone else's 💩.
Mum called me a vile creature and it's no wonder I have the squits when I'm so disgusting.
I just wanna cuddle on the sofa cos I have a tummy thing and mums being so selfish just cos I have 💩 breath.
I'm so unloved. Please send support.

01/05/2023

Always make sure you give clear instructions to your humans.
They're pretty stupid and need to be reminded of important things such as dinner, fetch, treats and general pay attention to me-ness.

28/04/2023

We've been hanging out at nannies helping tidy up.
Nanny does not let dogs in the garden.
I've written a strongly worded complaint
Called pupline
Barked my loudest bork
And no dice.
Still have to stare longingly through the gates like commoners.

20/04/2023

The lesser fluffed 2 headed biscuit snuffler has at last been caged!!!
It has been spotted in the English countryside eating anything it could get its 2 giant mouths on.
Luckily the smell of ferret biscuits was enough to entice it into this trap and it has been contained.... For now.