Little hooman asked for a donkey. So I'm a donkey
Long walkies today with the alpha bitch
muuuum I don't want to wear the muzzle
Look at how much I have improved on lead walking! I'm a good boy.
I can see something following behind me. It's always there. It's long and fluffy.
Today, I went to CrossFit with my mama and we did 2 miles running together. I was a good boy and I pulled her along with me. We also went out to play hide and seek with my little hooman. It's my favorite game now.
Mama told me I'm a good boy today and I got extra treats.
School holidays madness. I'm messing up Mama's yard with my little hooman. We have to pick up our toys before dinner.
My little hooman is giving me some obedience training on my daily walk. I was a good boy. My little hooman is very bossy.
Today my little hooman is teaching me sign language because my mama says that my big ears are painted on. I'm a naughty boy who won't listen to my mama.
Playing with my little hooman. He tricked me. There was no possy yum in any of the containers. I might be smelling food from his grubby little hands.
Mama is training me to be a circus monkey. I work hard for possy yum treats. I'm a good boy.
My little hooman is getting me ready for obedience school.
I'm a fish. I see water I swim