Doggone Tails

27/06/2023

🌅❤️🌅

19/06/2023

🐺 mom, that chicken, um Helga I think? She gonna um she gonna say I was gonna eat her and um I just, um I wasn’t gonna eat her. She’s fine.
🐓woman! That damn canine tried to take a bite!
👩🏻‍🦱Wrangler did you chase Helga?
🐓 He’s rabid!
🐺 I ain’t rabid you stinky old bat! I just wanted to smell you and Gunner was right! You smell like 💩
🐓I do not!
🐺Do too! And you better leave me alone!
🐓or what? You gonna eat me?
🐺*licks lips slowly*
🐓 Woman! See? He’s out of control!
👩🏻‍🦱It’s like I’m a glutton for punishment… “Grow a farm” , they said “it’ll be fun and stress relieving “ they said.
Wrangler, leave the birds alone. Helga, watch your tone or I’ll eat you.
🐓😳
🐺 😂 yes mamma.

15/06/2023

👩🏻‍🦱so boys, whatcha thinking about the 🐓
🦴I don’t like them. They’re mean.
🐺I think they’re okay but why we have chickens?
🦴 The eggs are kinda cool. I like to gather the eggs everyday.
🐺 one flapped it’s wings at me and I told him I’d eat him if he did it again.
🦴 they make a big mess and are noisy.
🐺 I like to watch them run around chasing grasshoppers!
🦴 I got chased by the big fat one.
👩🏻‍🦱…So we kinda like them?
🦴🐺Meh

15/06/2023

Genuinely think this is the conversations that goes on with Wrangle rand Gunner

What dogs really talk about 🤣

06/06/2023

06/06/2023

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30/05/2023

🐺 momma you tell me a bed time story and rub my head?
👩🏻‍🦱of course baby what story do you want?
🐺 umm da one with the frog
👩🏻‍🦱okay, there once was a 🐸 who loved to play and jump for flies.
He lived behind the lilly pads by the pond.
🐺 *yawns* he likes to hop from pad to pad?
👩🏻‍🦱yes, he hops from pad to pad, looking for yummy flies. Froggy was having so much fun he didn’t realize the sun was going down. Pretty soon it was dark and the lightening bugs had come out. Froggy was scared but he knew he had to make it home.
🐺 you gotta be brave even when you’re scared huh momma?
👩🏻‍🦱mmhmm Froggy started to retrace his hops. He felt like he was going in circles until he saw a familiar bunch of flowers. They were daisies. Momma frog loved daises. He quickly hopped the last few pads and made it safe to his home.
He was exhausted but happy to be home. Froggy smiled as he drifted to sleep feeling more adventurous and brave than ever.
🐺💤💤💤

11/05/2023

🦴 smell my foot ma!
👩🏻‍🦱you’ve been hanging out with Wrangler too much.
🦴 Does Wrangler make you smell his footsies?
👩🏻‍🦱Sometimes. Could you not shove your foot in my face?
🦴 I just want you to know my nails look nice
👩🏻‍🦱oh yeah? They are nice and trimmed.
🦴mmm hmm mmhmm does it give you thoughts?
👩🏻‍🦱thoughts?
🦴Does maybe seeing my well manicured nails make you maybe want to do the same?
👩🏻‍🦱What’s wrong with my nails?
🦴It’s time for a self care day mom. You looking a bit rough these days.
👩🏻‍🦱Hey!
🦴Love you bye!

26/04/2023

👩🏻‍🦱Whatcha got there?
🦴 My chicken 🐔
👩🏻‍🦱 Are you practicing protecting the chickens?
🦴 Yeah mom, we have coyotes. I have to protect the chickens. So i practice with my toy chicken.
👩🏻‍🦱 You’re doing a great job. What happens if Wrangler wants to take your chicken?
🦴I bite his head off.
🐺Well that’s violent…
👩🏻‍🦱uhhhhh
🧔🏻Well, he’s not technically wrong.
🦴My chickens…
🐺I’d like to see him try to bite my h…
🧔🏻Don’t stir the pot Wrangler. Let him protect his chicken.

24/04/2023

🧔🏻 boys, mom is trying to rest.
🐺we’re helping
🦴yeah we helping dad. She’s sick.
🧔🏻 She’s not sick. She’s hurt. Let her rest.
🐺 We can fix her.
🦴 Yes, snuggles are best. We fix her.

22/04/2023

They’re precious, obviously.