Doggone Tails

27/06/2023

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19/06/2023

🐺 mom, that chicken, um Helga I think? She gonna um she gonna say I was gonna eat her and um I just, um I wasn’t gonna eat her. She’s fine.
🐓woman! That damn canine tried to take a bite!
👩🏻‍🦱Wrangler did you chase Helga?
🐓 He’s rabid!
🐺 I ain’t rabid you stinky old bat! I just wanted to smell you and Gunner was right! You smell like 💩
🐓I do not!
🐺Do too! And you better leave me alone!
🐓or what? You gonna eat me?
🐺*licks lips slowly*
🐓 Woman! See? He’s out of control!
👩🏻‍🦱It’s like I’m a glutton for punishment… “Grow a farm” , they said “it’ll be fun and stress relieving “ they said.
Wrangler, leave the birds alone. Helga, watch your tone or I’ll eat you.
🐓😳
🐺 😂 yes mamma.

15/06/2023

👩🏻‍🦱so boys, whatcha thinking about the 🐓
🦴I don’t like them. They’re mean.
🐺I think they’re okay but why we have chickens?
🦴 The eggs are kinda cool. I like to gather the eggs everyday.
🐺 one flapped it’s wings at me and I told him I’d eat him if he did it again.
🦴 they make a big mess and are noisy.
🐺 I like to watch them run around chasing grasshoppers!
🦴 I got chased by the big fat one.
👩🏻‍🦱…So we kinda like them?
🦴🐺Meh

15/06/2023

Genuinely think this is the conversations that goes on with Wrangle rand Gunner

What dogs really talk about 🤣

06/06/2023

06/06/2023

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30/05/2023

🐺 momma you tell me a bed time story and rub my head?
👩🏻‍🦱of course baby what story do you want?
🐺 umm da one with the frog
👩🏻‍🦱okay, there once was a 🐸 who loved to play and jump for flies.
He lived behind the lilly pads by the pond.
🐺 *yawns* he likes to hop from pad to pad?
👩🏻‍🦱yes, he hops from pad to pad, looking for yummy flies. Froggy was having so much fun he didn’t realize the sun was going down. Pretty soon it was dark and the lightening bugs had come out. Froggy was scared but he knew he had to make it home.
🐺 you gotta be brave even when you’re scared huh momma?
👩🏻‍🦱mmhmm Froggy started to retrace his hops. He felt like he was going in circles until he saw a familiar bunch of flowers. They were daisies. Momma frog loved daises. He quickly hopped the last few pads and made it safe to his home.
He was exhausted but happy to be home. Froggy smiled as he drifted to sleep feeling more adventurous and brave than ever.
🐺💤💤💤

11/05/2023

🦴 smell my foot ma!
👩🏻‍🦱you’ve been hanging out with Wrangler too much.
🦴 Does Wrangler make you smell his footsies?
👩🏻‍🦱Sometimes. Could you not shove your foot in my face?
🦴 I just want you to know my nails look nice
👩🏻‍🦱oh yeah? They are nice and trimmed.
🦴mmm hmm mmhmm does it give you thoughts?
👩🏻‍🦱thoughts?
🦴Does maybe seeing my well manicured nails make you maybe want to do the same?
👩🏻‍🦱What’s wrong with my nails?
🦴It’s time for a self care day mom. You looking a bit rough these days.
👩🏻‍🦱Hey!
🦴Love you bye!

26/04/2023

👩🏻‍🦱Whatcha got there?
🦴 My chicken 🐔
👩🏻‍🦱 Are you practicing protecting the chickens?
🦴 Yeah mom, we have coyotes. I have to protect the chickens. So i practice with my toy chicken.
👩🏻‍🦱 You’re doing a great job. What happens if Wrangler wants to take your chicken?
🦴I bite his head off.
🐺Well that’s violent…
👩🏻‍🦱uhhhhh
🧔🏻Well, he’s not technically wrong.
🦴My chickens…
🐺I’d like to see him try to bite my h…
🧔🏻Don’t stir the pot Wrangler. Let him protect his chicken.

24/04/2023

🧔🏻 boys, mom is trying to rest.
🐺we’re helping
🦴yeah we helping dad. She’s sick.
🧔🏻 She’s not sick. She’s hurt. Let her rest.
🐺 We can fix her.
🦴 Yes, snuggles are best. We fix her.

22/04/2023

They’re precious, obviously.

21/04/2023

🐺 if you could just scratch by my ear..
👩🏻‍🦱here?
🐺 a little to the left, now down a bit? Oh back to the right a bit..
👩🏻‍🦱did I get it?
🐺 oh yeah, that feels nice, if you could just do that for the rest of my life that would be nice.
👩🏻‍🦱the rest of your.. boy!
🐺 yeah just, right there, that’s the spot ma.

18/04/2023

🦴 No story momma just snugs
👩🏻‍🦱 You don’t have more to say today?
🦴 No, just snuggys.
👩🏻‍🦱 But your fans?
🦴 They’re fine. We share more later. Today we snuggle.
👩🏻‍🦱Okay bubs. We can snug.

13/04/2023

🦴 This garden stuff is hard work.
🐺 you’re not working! You’re napping!
🦴 I’m taking a break!
🐺 You were snoring 💤
🦴 hush brother, I’m trying to enjoy this nice weather. This new garden has soft dirt. Best for napping.
🐺 you’re supposed to be planting seeds! Not napping.
🦴 You talk too much. Shhhhhhhh

02/04/2023

🦴 We’ve been talking.
🐺 yeah, we’d like to discuss an increase in toys.
🦴 we’ve done the numbers and our financials show we can increase our spending.
👩🏻‍🦱increase our spending on what exactly?
🐺 toys mother, were you not listening?
👩🏻‍🦱Tone young man. You have a basket full of toys.
🦴They’re broken.
👩🏻‍🦱 Then let me throw them away.
🦴No. That’s not what we’re asking. We want more toys.
👩🏻‍🦱More toys, but you don’t want to get rid of old toys?
🐺 Exactly.
👩🏻‍🦱I’ll speak to your father about it.
🦴 I’d like an octopus.
🐺 I want a cat.

31/03/2023

👩🏻‍🦱Wrangler! The betrayal!
🐺I couldn’t help myself mom, I was hungry!
👩🏻‍🦱You’d already eaten! I fed you!
🐺 And then you left! I didn’t know when you were coming back. You didn’t tell me.
👩🏻‍🦱 We were gone an hour, tops.
🐺 I couldve starved!
👩🏻‍🦱 That was my dinner for tomorrow!
🐺It was delicious, although a bit heavy on the pepper.
👩🏻‍🦱WRANGLER RYAN
🐺What? You left it out.
👩🏻‍🦱I can’t believe you. You’re the oldest. You know better. You took my food off the counter.
🐺🤷🏻‍♀️ you left it out.
👩🏻‍🦱Bed! Now! No treats, and your grounded tomorrow.
🐺… worth it. Your cooking has improved mom.

Doggone Tails

25/03/2023

🐺 guess what
👩what
🐺between the cushions are clean.
👩how would you know?
🐺cause I just shoved my head between them.
👩....why?
🐺why not?

21/03/2023

🐺 please ma.. can I come in?
👩🏻‍🦱honestly Wrangler, how did you get out of the fence?
🐺 I climbed it. I’m cold.
👩🏻‍🦱no you’re not, you lay in the snow.
🐺 please, I’m wet and cold, and and hungry?
👩🏻‍🦱oh please, come in but you can turn off the drama.
🐺 oh great thanks, can you get my towel? I’ll be on the couch.

** Wrangler was in a covered area with his friends. He had acces to dry warm lodgings. He CHOSE to jump the fence and stand in the rain on the porch. Why? Because he is DRAMATIC and has a ridiculous amount of separation anxiety.

18/03/2023

🦴 ma my toesies, what have you done?
👩🏻‍🦱we trimmed your nails and cleaned up your toe hair.
🦴you cut my toes off!
👩🏻‍🦱your toes are still there. We just trimmed your talons, and cleaned up your hair line. You’re a handsome man.
🦴First you cut dads bones up then you’ve come after mine! Is there no one safe in this house?
👩🏻‍🦱*deep breaths* Honestly Gunner, it’s Saturday, please go outside.
🦴No I’m gonna lay here and make sure you don’t go after brothers bones next. Keeping a close eye on you.
Doggone Tails

17/03/2023

🐺 does everyone sell pup cups?
👩🏻‍🦱 well no, not everyone.
🐺 they should. That was great. They’d have more bizniz.
👩🏻‍🦱 Business
🐺bizniz
👩🏻‍🦱 Business
🐺that’s what I said.
👩🏻‍🦱 Bis Nes
🐺BIZNEZZZ
👩🏻‍🦱….
🐺BizNez

15/03/2023

🦴RAWWRRRRRR
👩🏻‍🦱heyyyyyy! What are you doing?
🦴I scare you with my shark teef?
👩🏻‍🦱oh yeah… terrifying.. so scaryyyy
🦴 yassss I scary boy! I gave ma the big scare!
Doggone Tails