D is for Dog

11/08/2024

26/03/2024

Everyone who is thinking of getting dogs should read this because you need to understand this reality:

***I am a 21st century dog.***
-I'm a Malinois.
Overskilled among dogs, I excel in all disciplines and I'm always ready to work: I NEED to work.
But nowadays I get asked to chill on the couch all day everyday.

-I am an Akita Inu.
My ancestors were selected for fighting bears.
Today I get asked to be tolerant and I get scolded for my reactivity when another approaches me.

-I am a Beagle.
When I chase my prey, I raise my voice so the hunters could follow.
Today they put an electric collar on me to shut up, and you make me come back to you - no running - with a snap of your fingers.

-I am a Yorkshire Terrier.
I was a terrifying rat hunter in English mines.
Today they think I can't use my legs and they always hold me in their arms.

-I'm a Labrador Retriever.
My vision of happiness is a dive into a pond to bring back the duck he shot to my master.
Today you forget I'm a walking, running, swimming dog; as a result I'm fat, made to stay indoors, and to babysit.

-I am a Jack Russell.
I can take on a fox, a mean badger, and a rat bigger than me in his den.
Today I get scolded for my character and high energy, and forced to turn into a quiet living room dog.

-I am a Siberian Husky.
Experienced the great, wide open spaces of Northern Europe, where I could drag sleds for long distances at impressive speeds.
Today I only have the walls of the house or small garden as a horizon, and the holes I dig in the ground just to release energy and frustration, trying to stay sane.

-I am a border collie
I was made to work hours a day in partnershipwith my master, and I am an unmistakable artist of working with the herd.
Today they are mad at me because, for lack of sheep, I try to check bikes, cars, children in the house and everything in motion.

I am ...
I am a 21st century dog.
I'm pretty, I'm alert, I'm obedient, I stay in a bag...but I'm also an individual who, from centuries of training, needs to express my instincts, and I am *not* suited for the sedentary life you'd want me to lead.
Spending eight hours a day alone in the house or in the garden - with no work and no one to play or run with, seeing you for a short time in the evening when you get home, and only getting a small toilet walk will make me deeply unhappy.
I'll express it by barking all day, turning your yard into a minefield, doing my needs indoors, being unmanageable the rare times I'll find myself outside, and sometimes spending my days sunk, sad, lonely, and depressed, on my pillow.
You may think that I should be happy to be able to enjoy all this comfort while you go to work, but actually I’ll be exhausted and frustrated, because this is absolutely NOT what I'm meant to do, or what I need to be doing.
If you love me, if you've always dreamed of me, if my beautiful blue eyes or my athletic look make you want me, but you can't give me a real dog's life, a life that's really worth living according to my breed, and if you can't offer me the job that my genes are asking, DO NOT buy or adopt me!
If you like the way I look but aren't willing to accept my temperament, gifts, and traits derived from long genetic selection, and you think you can change them with only your good will, then DO NOT BUY OR ADOPT ME.
I’m a dog from the 21st century, yes, but deep inside me, the one who fought, the one who hunted, the one who pulled sleds, the one who guided and protected a herd still lives within.
So think **very** carefully before you choose your dog. And think about getting two, rather than one, so I won't be so very lonely waiting for you all day. Eight or ten hours is just a workday to you, but it's an eternity for me to be alone.
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28/02/2024

I had this shared to me today shows the greed of some people not fit to look after other peoples dogs. I see quite a few walking 6 dogs just because your insurance covers you for 6 it still means you need to check (bye laws) or PSPO for your area I know my area is no more than 4 dogs per adult handler so any insurance will be void ( they don’t need many excuses to get out of paying claims) if an unfortunate accident happened with your dog, so owners please check your area PSPO and how many your walker takes out to make sure your dog is covered in the event of an accident. Be safe

03/12/2023

Once upon a time, in the small town of Willowville, lived an extraordinary duo - old man Timothy and his faithful companion, Rex. Now, old man Timothy was no ordinary doctor. He was known throughout the town as the wisest and most caring physician, with a heart as big as the love he had for his patients.

Rex, on the other hand, was no ordinary dog. He was an XL Pitbull with a heart just as large as his size. With his sleek black coat and gentle eyes, Rex had a calming presence that seemed to put everyone at ease. Legend had it that he possessed a magical touch that could heal even the most broken of spirits.

One fateful day, as the sun painted the sky with hues of gold, a local photographer named Emily stumbled upon the doctor's office. Intrigued by the rumors about Rex, she decided to capture their bond in a photograph that would forever etch their story into the town's history.

As Emily entered the dimly lit waiting room, she was greeted by a sight that took her breath away. There, seated amidst a bustling crowd of patients, was Rex himself, his massive frame squeezed into an armchair, patiently observing the room with a wise gaze.

Old man Timothy emerged from his office, his spectacles perched on his nose, and a warm smile spread across his face. "Ah, Miss Emily, welcome to my humble abode," he greeted her, extending a hand in welcome.

Emily marveled at the peculiar scene before her. Patients of all ages, from the youngest children to the oldest grandmothers, sat contentedly beside Rex, petting him softly as they awaited their turn to see the beloved doctor.

"What brings Rex here, old man Timothy?" Emily inquired, her camera at the ready.

The wise doctor chuckled, his eyes twinkling with delight. "You see, my dear, Rex possesses an extraordinary gift. His presence alone brings comfort and solace to those in need. He has an uncanny ability to sense pain and fear, and his gentle nature soothes even the most troubled souls. So, I thought, why not have him here, by my side, to offer his healing magic to those who seek it?"

Emily was captivated by the doctor's words and began to snap photographs, capturing the essence of their unique companionship. The room filled with laughter and joy as Rex's tail wagged vigorously, spreading happiness like a contagious wave.

Word of old man Timothy and Rex's heartwarming bond spread like wildfire throughout Willowville. Patients came from far and wide, not only seeking the doctor's expertise but also the comforting presence of his furry companion.

As years passed, the photograph Emily took that day became an iconic symbol of compassion and healing, reminding the townsfolk of the magic that can be found in the unlikeliest of friendships.

And so, the legend of old man Timothy and Rex, the gentle giant, lived on, inspiring generations to believe in the power of love, kindness, and the extraordinary bond between man and beast.

04/11/2023

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19/10/2023

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11/09/2023

Oh YES

30/08/2023

Missus reckons I’m not funny 🤣

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