Blake Cat

27/01/2017

Thank god you were only gone for an hour or so. Lets skip there bit where I sulk and get straight to the bit where you hold me tight and I put my paws around you and do the big purrs

23/01/2017

Feeling rather sophisticated and mature. Ate my dinner with a spoon.

14/01/2017

I wanted to go outside, but my paws noped out. Icy.

11/01/2017

The human found one of my whiskers and showed it to me. Said she was going to keep it. So I took it off her and swallowed it whole. That's not on is it? It's theft. It belongs to me.

01/01/2017

Where's my bravery medal?

https://twitter.com/theBlkCat/status/815349551305461760

“Me, being an exceptionally brave boy watching the fireworks with Mum. Happy New year!”

31/12/2016

A cat's work is never done. Exhausting.

https://twitter.com/theBlkCat/status/815215753246994434

“Doing an extremely important job today: giving the humans new socks my smells.”

29/12/2016

I like my new heated bed :)

https://twitter.com/theBlkCat/status/814448919149219840

“I like my new heated bed :)”

27/12/2016

It's been down for 15 minutes and been caught drinking out of it already!

Scattered off just in case it wasn't really for me.

27/12/2016

23/12/2016

Chances of this remaining intact till Christmas day? :D

18/12/2016

Been drying my peeps tears with my face, cause that's what I do. It's what I've always wanted to do since I was a tiny kitten. She thinks she looks after me, but we all really know who's looking after who. Extra purrs today.

15/12/2016

OMC I knocked and ornament off and the furless one stuck her paw out and caught it without even looking in the direction of it or me!!! That's so not on. I shoved it's partner into the wall as revenge. She did see that one coming *smug face*

14/12/2016

Never ever have I done something like this. Do normal cats really do this jumping and balancing stuff? Not that the Amazon review cats are making me feel inadequate or something. I just wonder who they are trying to impress.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Md6NnJdpL._.jpg

12/12/2016

I'm not lazy. When you've worked out the hand moves the feather on the stick years ago, where do you go next with that? Honestly.

11/12/2016

Om nom nom nom nom

https://twitter.com/theBlkCat/status/808047365206769668

“Tasting the decorations is very serious business you know. The most important part of Christmas I'd say.”

11/12/2016

They don't get any brighter do they, humans?
https://twitter.com/theBlkCat/status/808045901872828416

“It's supposed to be the in the hat, not the scratching post in the hat moronic human.”

24/11/2016

She went across the road to the post office. This is what it must feel like to be a surrendered p***y cat.

24/11/2016

Furless one has got so lazy I even have to take my own selfies. It's not right.
https://twitter.com/theBlkCat/status/801813908914839552

“Furless one hasn't taken nearly enough photos of me as of late. So I took a when she put her phone on the floor ”

20/11/2016

I stayed snuggled for all of 5 minutes!

https://twitter.com/theBlkCat/status/800351859827412992?s=09

29/09/2016

Meeerrrow! :)

16/09/2016

Hold me skin beast, my belly is full, I need to be held.
Ahhh that's nice, rub my forehead and my eyes, you've a good skin beast indeed.
Oh yes, I like the back rubs, that's very nice, it's been al ong day.
Oh no, don't you dare, I am not a pillow.
Oooo the face rubs, I love those. How about the chin?
Ahh that's good chin rubs...
Your face, it's getting too close to my tummy again. I can see your eyes, that's not on *pokes an eye*
Ohhhh the ears! Scratch my ears!
I've had enough, put your face near be again and I'll beat it with my back legs.
Where do you think you are going? Don't you dare leave me! Your work is not done!
Ohh happy forehead rubs, I love these so much. I'll put my paw on your other hand so you can't move now. Maybe pat you with my tail.
Nope, I've had it now. You're dead to me till breakfast.
*big happy sigh* zzzZZzzZZzzZZ

04/09/2016

Free Royal Canin 400g bagt of cat food. Fill your paws!!!

http://deals.royalcanin.co.uk/gfoffer1/EN #/profile-check

31/08/2016

9 years old and finally smited a moth properly, first time :)

31/08/2016

The human says hell no, I saw hell yes!!!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01I29ZDDE/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1634&creative=6738&creativeASIN=B01I29ZDDE&linkCode=as2&tag=blkcat-21

Dreamies Dash Button

23/07/2016

Quarter to five. 15 minutes till dinner. Time to take up my drink knocking battle station!

21/07/2016

Furless one is not understanding the urgency of the hungry I am reporting. I cannot wait 26 minutes for dinner! The glass and cup are going to get it.

15/07/2016

No I absolutely was not drinking out of robofish's bowl! I was just lying here, watching him. Mind your own business will you? Go and play PlayStation or something.

15/07/2016

Rule of Food: When the furless one eats something I do not like

- the food must be offered to me, even though I will reject it
- food must be held out for my inspection for at least one earth minute
- may or may not actually bother to sniff it, I might just stare
- when the food is take away, I will look at you like you stole it from me, even though I didn't want it.
- sulking on the sofa will the commence
- you should be extra ashamed of eating it if it's something crunchy I don't like. Why would yo ubuy crunchy foods I don't like?
- you may disturb me after five minutes. There is not point in depriving myself of attention because you are a monster with food

08/07/2016

I gave the furless one all the cuddles this morning. I woke her up by flopping on her face :)

07/07/2016

I had a chill with robo fishy. People kept asking 'why?', my furless one says 'why not?'. Shut them up.

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1mnxendoeArKX

mr robo fishy

07/07/2016

Thank you for sharing my special day with me. Purrdays just wouldn't feel like purrdays without you, my lovely friends

07/07/2016

I think I might have a leisurely watch of robofish in a short while. I hear he has a new bowl, then I'm done streaming for the night. It's been a tough day ;).

07/07/2016

Where did that red dot come from. The furless one is not holding it...

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1zqKVpBRWwWJB

Opening presents

07/07/2016

Okay! Lets see if we can get the last of these presents opened!

https://twitter.com/theBlkCat