25/03/2024
Dear Dallas and Suburbs,
Ya’ll need to stop with your designer dog and fluffy cat obsession. Your tackiness is showing. Please tuck it back under your wig and do something good with your life. Adopt a shelter dog!
Ya’ll have all those big houses anyway. Why not use that space to save a life? Your grandma and grandpa will snap up all the little ankle biters. So, go adopt a BIG shelter dog today!
Thanks Bunches,
Your Conscience