Honey, I Re-homed the Kids

08/08/2022

Free, to any home

13/06/2022

I need to rehome my kid

Why?

Well I might need to move where kids aren’t welcome

Uh ok - let’s consider moving somewhere maybe that they ARE welcome.

You’re so judgmental! Clearly, you’re HOLLIER than THOU, and totally out of touch. Inflation! Some disease that makes it where I can’t work! You’re the Problem!

If you don’t take the kid I’ve not worked on socializing or disciplining or even acknowledged as important the last seven years I’ve had him it’s on YOUR HEAD if he goes to a shelter and dies.

{ Crickets }

10/05/2022

10/05/2022

Need gone ASAP, will deliver.

Most people see their pets as a member of their family. If someone you were dating asked you to choose between them and your family member, ...

21/04/2022

Get rid of it.

03/09/2021

I MUST rehome my child TODAY- no judgement, please !!! - when I moved into
My rental home 6 months ago, The rental agreement clearly stated no children over 20 #.

My then 5-yo, 60 # child has now caught the attention of my landlord since he yells all GD day while I’m at work, followed by happy hour after. It’s shocking to me this turn of events since I clearly violated the rules six months ago and it’s only now coming back to haunt me.

Don’t you worry, I’ll just go get another pit-son puppy as soon as this kid of mine is off my conscience so please
Share with prayers and help me find a new home for my “son”, Whom I “love” more than life itself. Also, please tag me
In any new puppy posts - err, kid posts - you may come across. K, thanks.

No interview needed,
No Background check
First come
First serve
For my “beloved” son I’ve had his entire life.

No need to privately communicate. You can just hit me up here on this post.

29/08/2021

I need to rehome my kid

No I haven’t disciplined him at all. He’s now 6’ 8” and 23 years old. He’s done whatever he wanted for the entire time I’ve had him. Maybe neutering him will
Help? Wouldn’t know. Haven’t tried anything like basic training or taken him to
The doctor, like ever. He just needs basic care I’ve decided not to provide for him. You have to brush his teeth and wipe his ass because I’ve not cared enough to teach him to care for himself in the most basic of manners.

ThIs iS tHe HarDeSt tHIng I hAve eVeR HAd tO dO

Oh and let me know if you see any other kids in need. Would love a FRENCHkid or Son-a-DOODLE mix but don’t want the price tag for children like that, ya know? I wAnt tO ReScUe my NeXt ONe.

29/08/2021

This person feels me on this

29/08/2021

I need to rehome my son

He’s hairier than I expected and it’s becoming a nuisance. I think I’m
Actually developing allergies to him. In fact, while I have you, do you have any hypoallergenic sons? We would be interested in those.

29/08/2021

Hi someone suggested reach out to y'all to see if you are able or know of someone that can take our son, Rocco?
He's about a 5 year old mix.
He's usually an overall good kid with possible anxiety- follows me everywhere.
We have had Rocco since last Oct and overall has been good with my other kids until recent. My youngest daughter (7 Yr old) tried to pick him up and fell with him and he bit her not sure of during the fall or after. But did puncture skin.
I'm trying to find alternative to just euthanizing him. No there’s no way we can possibly teach our daughter not to pick him up or to respect his personal space. No there’s no way we would call in a trainer to come work with him to ensure we have techniques to help with his anxiety. No there’s no way we would commit to not getting another kid as soon as we get rid of this one. We can almost assure you we will go grab another on the way home from dumping this kid somewhere.

29/08/2021

Hello, we are in desperate need of help with our tween. We have been working with a behaviorist but the behaviorist advised klaus needs to be in a home with adults or teens, he doesnt like kids..

We have kids from the age of 9 to 2 and one on the way so yeah, that means we kept having kids even though we knew he was unhappy. Now that’s someone elses’s problem. Certainly not ours… we just HAD to have more kids!

29/08/2021

can you take my kid? She isn't getting along with my other kid. They're 14 months apart. She just hasn't adjusted and she's getting aggressive. She's better as an only kid. With like no other people in her life ever cause she's like hard to manage. I mean she's me made over. "Mini-me" if you will. But seriously can you take her cause I don't want to take her to a shelter …

29/08/2021

Can you take my 32 yo son? He still lives at home. He's just old and lazy and not a bother except that he's on a lot of meds and I just can't afford them
Anymore since I'm Moving to a condo on the beach and they don't allow adult sons …

29/08/2021

Hey just reaching out cause my grandma died and she left behind like
ALL these family members. We thought we would be able to handle it cause Thanksgiving is usually pretty cool
But.....

Turns out caring for someone other than ourselves is like
OUT OF THE QUESTION

We need to find homes for all my aunts and uncles and we need this now or they’re bound for a shelter

29/08/2021

"I have this GREAT kid. She's smart, sweet, and self-motivated...

Thing is, she isn't good around other kids. She lashes out and bites over crayons and God knows kids have to color at the same table right next to one another or what's the point?

She also doesn't like to share her lunch. And like what kind of kid won't trade a pudding cup for a bag of fruit snacks? She simply REFUSES to comply.

So we are reaching out to you as our only hope at rehoming her. Because otherwise we just have to take her to the shelter. Because what if we have another kid some day and she won't share her popcorn? We can't risk the safety of our unborn and unlikely future kid over a kid we chose to have who simply won't act like we want."

29/08/2021

Thank you guys for coming to see what this is all about.

On the daily we are asked to rehome dogs for no fault of their own and it’s so ridiculous to me, I thought I would try and put it into perspective by relating it to rehoming kids. For me,
It’s no different. Dogs are family. But for most….
It’s ridiculous.

Here’s some Examples

29/08/2021