Neville the English mastiff

23/07/2022

Only this t**t could get it stuck on his head!! Neville the nob 🙄 then dive bombed the swamp. Arseole 🤬

03/04/2022

This is my pride and joy as a rule. He works with me, he helps lots of dogs and kids and other than being a bit special, and a t**t waffle he's the most well behaved. That is until this morning. This morning I caught the s**t red handed raiding the bin!!!!! Now normally Reg or Doris (Ridgeback and Irish terrier) get the blame for this as to be fair I've caught them too and it's usually them. I say that but what if it's been nevelton Mary. The jury is out on this one. YOU DECIDE!!

21/09/2021

Most of you will be sort of familiar with the mastiffs and their traits. They are a courageous brave (allegedly) and loyal breed. These two Muppets were sent out with lahni who they've seen nearly everyday for 4 years and who they love, for a walk with Reg, Glo Doris and butty, only both of them got one field away out the back of mine and run home, in fact Mavis didn't make it that far🙄🙄🙄 they're definitely loyal as for the other two traits............well 🤦🤦🤦🤦

14/08/2021

06/08/2021

Oh you big sneaky s**t while i was in the bath 😤🙄🙄🙄

13/06/2021

There's always one🙄🙄🙄 two in my case as Nevelton is about to get in on the act 😬😬

06/05/2021

FFS 🙄

06/05/2021

This is what happens when 17st 5lb of uncle no***ad chases his naughty neice who nicked his stick!! Poor bloody tree 😬🙄🙄🙄

09/04/2021

Today Nevelton Mary had a lump off his back. Weighing in at 110.35kg (17st5lb) he has been the biggest baby ever. I literally cannot move without him crying if I do. I went up to bed and despite him being d***y from anaesthetic he cried and cried and cried till I let him come up so now sleeping in the spare room with the big daft mamma's boy. Such a vadge ❤️🙄

05/04/2021

Specialton 😆😆🙄🙄

28/02/2021

Love my mummy cuddles on a Sunday morning

20/01/2021

He's so special 😆😆😆 ,

27/12/2020

Uncle no***ad 1 - Gloria bitchbag neice 0 and I'm not even trying 💪

22/11/2020

My big daft boy.

21/11/2020

I love sneaking up for morning cuddles with my mumma ❤️

16/11/2020

Mums trying to watch I'm a celeb but I've sneaked in her bed for a snuggle and she can hardly hear the telly over me

30/09/2020

When you go in the spare room due to beakface hideous snoring, and at 4am, you feel 17st climb in as said beakface didn't put gate across!!

21/09/2020

It's been a while, but here's me looking stunning. Photo by my aunty JJ. X

01/08/2020

Just why!!! I know you're 5 today and I'm something with a 5 in it, but half a tree is unnecessary Neville 🙄

04/07/2020

He sneaked upstairs on his belly, crept into the room and is now playing sleeping lions. He won't respond to his name at all as he thinks if he plays dead he wont get booted out!!! ***ad

20/05/2020

How brave am I

14/05/2020

I have some exciting news. Mum is attempting to write a book with a difference to the normal boring dog training ones. Can any of you that have worked with me and her send any stories especially funny ones of your time with me and the outcome and any pictures xx
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14/04/2020

Neice and nephew Gloria and Bob

10/03/2020

This Haas wiped out mum and Gina twice

24/01/2020

Doing class was tough last night

20/12/2019

06/10/2019

Thanks for the bath sis x

28/08/2019

So pulling wheelies, ie sitting on my arse and rearing up, does not get me fed faster. God damnit I thought that trick would really impress my mum but apparently, till I stop behaving like a nob and sit nicely, I get nowt!!!