The Adventures of Fat Eddie

04/01/2024

“Mummy, it is too coldy to get out of my tuffet this morning. Potty-ing outside is for peasants”
-Sir Fat Eddie

10/11/2023

Coldy day, no sunshine…keeps Sir Ed in one of his 4 beds. 🤦🏼‍♀️

07/10/2023

Sir Edward on his first patio tuffet of the season!
Welcome 🏈🍁🍂FALL WEATHER AND FOOTBALL🍂🍁🏈
Tilly May and Pixie Belle are always near near 🥰

22/09/2023

Sir Low Fat Edward, Pixie Belle, and Tilly May can’t stop checking social media!!! They are so nervous! Their amazing rescue group Almost Home Animal Rescue is about to reach thier $5000 goal! Only 3 hrs left to help this amazing agency and my friends 🫶🏼

ONLY $497 AWAY FROM OUR GOAL!!

We have 3 hours left to give!! Can you help us hit our goal??

TO DONATE:⬇️ https://www.northtexasgivingday.org/organization/almosthomerescue

Other ways to donate:
➡️ Paypal/Zelle
[email protected]

➡️Venmo

03/06/2023

“Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack” 💙🚢

28/04/2023

Salty Sir Edward! 😂

Salty Sir!

04/03/2023

King Sir Edward woke super salty today, but he’s still so regal! 😂🤩

22/02/2023

Sir Edward and Pixie livin’ it up this Fat Tuesday! (Also they are happy to keep all warm laundry piles warm 🥳)

24/12/2022

Merry Christmas from Sir Darlin’! 🎄🎅🏼

16/12/2022

With this chilly weather, good thing Sir has a handsome sweater and heating pad to warm him. 🥶😍🔥

05/11/2022

Sir’s fav day of the week Saturday when everyone is home to eat breakfast…and he can lick the fried egg plate…from under his silken blankie of course!

24/10/2022

Sir Edward has had a ”ruff” Sunday Funday. He cheered for the cowboys, helped make an apple pie, and got a massage from his green belt sprints. He is ready for his night time nest and smooches. Everyone aspires to live Eddie’s life 💅🏻
(I literally don’t remember life before him)

17/08/2022

Sir: mom…I know chaos starts tomorrow. I know you need to pack lunches and lay out clothes. I know you keep saying you need to get your life together, but I really need to be rocked and kissed and whispered to. Thank you for renaming me “Sir” because I really am the boss of your applesauce.
Me: of course, Sir Darlin. Whatever you say. 🙈

22/07/2022

“Who disturbs my slumber?” -Sir Edward

15/07/2022

Low Fat Eddie loves summer break when he has his twin humans home with him every day! He will always find a snuggle buddy. He does not discriminate 🥰

01/07/2022

Sir Edward was VERY brave for his new sister, Tilly May! Him caught a frog! Well, not really…he just hopped with the frog. But, he showed that 🐸…he herded it right out of his yard. Tilly May is such a sugar bear. Enjoy our guard dogs; ignore my stupid commentary. 🙉

16/05/2022

A rose between two thorns…also, this is how we sleep 🙈♥️🫣

03/05/2022

STOP FINDING WAYS TO ESCAPE YOUR HONEY HOLE, Low Fat Edward!!!! All 89 yards of fence have been chicken wired and this jerk still Houdinis out of his yard to p**p in the green belt 🙈

25/04/2022

Sir Edward is salty with his mom…she insists on sitting on the patio, but it so chilly on this Monday evening…what y’all can’t see is the heating pad under his arse. 🙈 He is guarding the green belt from his warm pad tonight 🤣

16/04/2022

Sir Edward prefers to be rocked to sleep for his 4th or 5th nap of the day…he just did some fence sprints chasing the leashed furs, so a power nap is required before the after-dinner walkers come out!

12/04/2022

Sir Edward…living his most luxurious life…As a Lord of Leisure. 👑🐶✅

02/04/2022

Sir Tit Mouse and his guard are super rotten. They have had a difficult day of lounging in the sun and patio sitting. It’s hard to be Fat Eddie ♥️

13/02/2022

Ready for the Super Bowl Party 🥳🤦🏼‍♀️😴

29/01/2022

Low-Fat Eddie is the LAST to rise and shine in our house. He has a wake and welcome committee every single morning. He is soooooooo special and loved! And rotten. 😍

05/01/2022

Lil’ mister muffet sat on his tuffet waiting for his curds and whey (aka cinnamon muffin) to drop from one of the twins…

11/12/2021

“Ok mom…if you won’t hold me I will just perch here with champagne and stare you down with my stank eyes…”
-Rotten Edward

04/12/2021

Fork you, Edward! STOP SQUEEZING THROUGH MY FENCE, you skinny lil man!!!!!! I’ve had it!

13/11/2021

Low-Fat Eddie is committed to helping with chores today. He will keep all piles of laundry warm and ready. I will get a biceps work out lifting him over 63 times today. What would I do without ya, Edward?! 🙈

28/10/2021

27/10/2021

🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM Low-Fat Edward🎃
(His waggin’ widdle nub! 🤣🤣🤣☠️🙈)