Kirby Cerberus Todd

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Kirby Cerberus Todd I am Kirby. I was born on March 25, 2016. I am an AKC Cocker Spaniel and I am chocolate brown from the tip of my nose to the end of my nub to my toes.

25/03/2024

HEY HOOMUNS!!!

It's been too long! My hoomun left the laptop open for a change so I can get on fleasbonk and write one special thing:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BROS AND SISTER! Berkeley and Ely are my brothers on Planet Florida. They're so far away they have to go to NASA to get my messages. Today we're all EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!

25/03/2023

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And a very happy birthday to my brothers Berkeley and Ely in a place called Florida that's full of alygaiters. AND to the rest of my brothers and one sister, wherever they are.

11/06/2022

Just showing off and hunting bunnies

23/05/2022
15/05/2022

I GOT A NEW BALL!!! Oh my dog I love my ball.

And dad put a new ID tag on me and Jewely! We have a new home and I LOVE IT here! Nobody but dad yells at me - and those hateful people aren't my problem anymore!

09/05/2022

Hi Hoomuns!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO brothers Berkeley and Ely.
I'm really enjoying being in a new place with a big yard and long-eared critters called rwabbits to sniff out and they make yummy little balls of poo for me to snack on when dad's not looking.

It's really relaxing here and the only time I get yelled at is when I act up and chase birds out of the yard and keep going. I like taking walks, and I love the kids next door. Jewely doesn't like them and she tries to hide from them. She doesn't understand kids or she's just so old she doesn't want to mess with them.

Dad's roommate works during the day and dad works at night so there's always a hoomun here and we like the roommate a lot even though he won't give us bites of his food no matter how hard we try. We'll eventually get him retrained.

Dad has started letting me out without a leash and I try really hard to be good and stay out of the garden and not go poo in the neighbor's yard, even though all the local dogs get to poo anywhere they want. Dad says it's rude to p**p in someone else's yard. I say if I gotta go, I gotta go.

Jewely has pee'd in the house a couple of times and dad yells at her, but he knows she's really old and is just trying to enjoy her last few months before she goes across the bridge to see her mommy again.

I have to stop. Here come's dad. oooOOOOOOHHHHhh, he's got potroast! I love pot roast....

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Dad turned me lose to hunt Wascally Wabbits this morning!

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