Tails A Wagg'in Pet Sitting

03/06/2023

It was a play in the hose kind of day
Jennifer Jones Schatz

02/06/2023

Hanging with 2 of my favorite doodles this weekend.

04/05/2023

Thinking about going to the garden...... To " dig"

22/04/2023

27/09/2022

Cuteness doodle overload from my shaggy walter

27/09/2022

Shoe stealing is most definitely in a doodles resume.

09/07/2022

Punk rock kind of feelz
For my boy Shaggy Walter StVrain

01/07/2022

No no no shower for you hooman. Dis my spot

05/06/2022

Harley boy. Spicolis big brother

05/06/2022

My lil buddy Spicoli
Spending lil over a week💕💕

01/05/2022

Mum. Where should I dig the hole for planting?
Shaggy Walter StVrain

15/04/2022

Diesel says gimme a bite hooman

15/04/2022

Dog sitting this big guy and his brother
Diesel & Tomo
He's such a pretty boy

14/02/2022

Sitting for these two
Love these boys so much

19/11/2021

Teaching brother how to naw a bone.
Think we need bigger bones
🐶🐾
Jennifer Jones Schatz

19/11/2021

Early morning Shenanigans between brothers.
Jennifer Jones Schatz

31/08/2021

Saw this on another pet page… too cute not to share!!!

Dear Customer,

Re: Your Bernedoodle

Congratulations on acquiring your Bernedoodle. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Bernedoodle comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the bernedoodle ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Bernedoodle suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Bernedoodle to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes 🤢

Naming: Your Bernedoodle comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

No
Stop that
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Do**us
Put that down
Get that out of your mouth
Come back
Sit
Stop digging
Yes I"m talking to you

Software: Your Bernedoodle is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the WHATTHEFU@@ operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Bernedoodle. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns……. ever.
It’s your problem
Good luck as you will need it
Believe us 😉😂😂😂

31/08/2021

https://www.thesprucepets.com/dog-paw-problems-4584406

It is important to check your dog’s paws regularly for any issues, and to take steps to keep them healthy and protected.

19/08/2021

Morning ride to the office. THIS is what a sun roof is made for hoomans!

17/08/2021

I have available dates open, for in home pet care & house sitting. Feel free to in box or call for scheduling. References available.

12/08/2021

12/08/2021

11/08/2021