Sir Hugh Plat Esq, Arsebag Extraordinaire

23/12/2021

Soooo comfy

23/12/2021

Chair. Is mine. Bwhahahahahaha.

22/12/2021

Christchurch's famous feline is at it again, but now his looting has escalated to pinching narcotics and drug paraphernalia.

19/12/2021

I Stand With JORTS...

04/11/2021

20/09/2021

I have breakfast. I have a warm bed to myself. Toes have been hunted successfully...

What more is there to life?

20/09/2021

Teef..I has teeth...

16/09/2021

Blep

14/09/2021

Are Blues land seals?

12/09/2021

Ohai

01/09/2021

Oh god... I see stars......

31/08/2021

Acacia said this morning "I want to be my cat - very contented to be fat, fluffy, lazy and well fed. With no obligations to do anything to contribute to the household...". damn straight I say, AND I get be an ar****le whenever I want and throw up rat guts at 3am...

30/08/2021

Happy 6th Birthday to Sir Hugh Plat esq

26/08/2021

never not keep your human company

14/08/2021

I haz a cold. Some yummy antibiotics for me

14/08/2021

Heheheheheh. I made Fatboy chase me around the house for half an hour.

And then I stuck him. I stuck him good with a Shank. He bled like a piiiiiig....

13/08/2021

I know what drakey's planning this morning, so shush, I'm been vewy vewy sneaky and hiding...

13/08/2021

I have a little cold at the moment. Nothing major, just a bit of a sniffle. But that bastard has the cat box out and I suspect it's off to the nasty vet in the morning...

08/08/2021

Happy International Cat Day. Now where's my crunchies?

08/08/2021

If Roy here can have a pet Lizard, why can't I have one?

07/08/2021

7am and I'm already up to shady s**t motherf**kers...

05/08/2021

this would never happen to me... maybe...

05/08/2021

I need to get out and meet more ladies like Miss Penny here...

04/08/2021

Potate