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Nikita the Borzoi Welcome to the adventures of me, Deathwish Dog. I sometimes don't look before I leap, but hey sometimes that's part of the fun.

22/08/2025

TGIF, it's Friday and I'm flying into the weekend. Who knows what adventures we'll get up to.

The white bundle of fluff is one of my best friends, Karma, yes Karma is a b. I like Karma because when she agrees to co...
15/08/2025

The white bundle of fluff is one of my best friends, Karma, yes Karma is a b. I like Karma because when she agrees to come on a walk she keeps me safe from scarey other dogs by walking up to them and being friendly.
The bigger thing is Tee, he is a Glen of Imaal Terrier, he scares me. He has hundreds of years of breeding on how to fight big dogs like me. You know the fighting Irish stereotype? Yeah, this is an image of that in dog form. He doesn't start fights (I may have tried that once) but he can finish them.
That is not Karma's bed, that is Tee's bed, would you like to gess who is in charge?

Mum was warned, she was told, ‘You’ll go to bed, and the dog will be hairy, you’ll wake up to a smooth dog and flock wal...
05/08/2025

Mum was warned, she was told, ‘You’ll go to bed, and the dog will be hairy, you’ll wake up to a smooth dog and flock wall paper.’ Yet twice a year she’s surprised when I drop my coat. She has a Henry vacuum, access to a blaster, and it only looks like it’s snowed indoors for like a week, two at most, twice a year. I’ve no idea why she’s complaining, I mean she must like hoovering, this is the third time she’s doing it today, and it’s only 10am.

23/07/2025

Got dragged out to a museum a couple of days ago, and there was another dog, but it didn't really want to do a lot.

Go for a visit to a stately home, she said. It'll be a nice day out she said. How come I'm soaked to the skin, isn't it ...
22/07/2025

Go for a visit to a stately home, she said. It'll be a nice day out she said. How come I'm soaked to the skin, isn't it meant to be summer?

20/07/2025

I've got a new best friend, and look I obeyed the rules about how close I'm allowed to walk to the horse. This was the end of a walk that was lovely, but there was a scary bit in the middle when another dog, and his two friends, almost as big as me came charging out at the horses. The horses were more sensible than me, and Mum had a little freakout as she thought I was going to have a fight, no one gets to charge my friends. But eventually the other dogs went back to their owner and we carried on, so as a treat I got to walk next to my best friend.

Yesterday Mum was working and I was snoozing under the desk, when another of my humans, Sue rang up to tell Mum to get i...
17/07/2025

Yesterday Mum was working and I was snoozing under the desk, when another of my humans, Sue rang up to tell Mum to get into smarter clothes, how did she know mum was wearing shorts with holes and a paint stained top? She was on her way to pick us up. After a delay because the motorway was shut, thankfully Sue's car has aircon, so I was able to relax in style we arrived at Wentworth Woodhouse RHS flower show.

There were gardens and food stalls and a lot of dogs, those that know me know I don't really like other dogs, and Mum got all panicky, Sue told her she was being more of a stresshead than I was. But a good time was had by all.

But there was no cheese for me, so I refused to look at the camera, no cheese is a crime.

20/05/2025

Seemly, some dogs don't know how to behave around horses. I've been around horses since I was a puppy, so I know to ignore them. Although I do like this horse right behind me, even if she does try and eat my tail, and sometimes sounds like a dragon snorting.

If you regularly walk where there are horses, consider some training, maybe speak to your horsey friends about going for a walk with their dragon snorting beasts. It's up to us dog walkers to make sure we don't allow our dogs to put horses and riders at risk.

5 years ago this crazy wonderful bundle of love came home with me. Words can't express how much I love this terror. Happ...
16/05/2025

5 years ago this crazy wonderful bundle of love came home with me. Words can't express how much I love this terror. Happy gotcha day to Nikita.

Seemly I have to be careful with this cat, she's old, and we're only looking after her for a couple of weeks. But she ke...
14/04/2025

Seemly I have to be careful with this cat, she's old, and we're only looking after her for a couple of weeks. But she keeps stealing my food and using me as a pillow.

“I’m not great at the advice — can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing Photo taken a second before d...
11/04/2025

“I’m not great at the advice — can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing

Photo taken a second before diving into nettles.

10/04/2025

There were so many squirrels today, I'm not allowed to chase them, and I think they know. I kept seeing them everywhere. The human couldn't see them, so she didn't get them on film so you could see their annoying bushy tails. But they were everywhere.

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