My mommy just told me that I’m the prettiest bird she knows. She’s not wrong.
18/03/2022
Tippy tapping all over my mom’s desk while she’s trying to work is one of my favorite things, second only to tippy tapping all over her keyboard.
16/03/2022
It’s hard work being beautiful.
05/02/2022
Perch
04/02/2022
Maybe if I hide behind mom’s computer she won’t know that it was me who made this big mess.
08/01/2022
I love a nice warm shower? How about you?
17/12/2021
My mom was in Mexico this week and met a new friend. His name is Napoleon and he’s 20 years old. I told her she should have brought him home to live with us but apparently transporting live animals across international borders is frowned upon. Pshaw.
03/12/2021
Toast is bliss!
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17/11/2021
My hooman is trying to work but I’m distracting her with cuteness. I’ve convinced her that she can’t go to the office because I need attention at all times. I’ve got her wrapped around my tiny little adorable toe.
13/11/2021
Who needs friends on a Friday night when you have a bird?
12/11/2021
Artsy borb.
04/11/2021
My mom thinks she can train me to use this thing like a human. Check my stories to see how I did.
04/11/2021
“What do you mean when you say these bracelets aren’t my toys? If you didn’t want me to chew on them you shouldn’t make them so shiny and colorful. Plus, you left them right here for me.”
02/11/2021
Did you know that if your hooman does their civic duty and goes to vote they get a free sticker for birbs to chew?!!
25/10/2021
TFW your human makes an extra piece of toast, just for you. ::cronch::
29/09/2021
Very distinguished, indeed.
29/09/2021
My mama is rocking her Rosie The Riveter vibes, but my favorite part are her gold hoop earrings. I think she wears shiny things just for me to chomp.
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