French Bred

03/01/2023

🤍🐾 French Bred Puppies NOW AVAILABLE 🐾🤍
www.cvfrenchbred.com

26/12/2022

We didn’t want to post such sad news so close to Christmas but..

on 12/12 we lost our precious little black Merle boy known as puppy #3/CHARLIE, on 12/22 we lost our precious little black girl known as puppy #4/ALPHA, and on 12/24 we lost our precious runt little pied boy known as puppy #6/ECHO.

Nothing contagious. Just the cons that comes along with breeding the inperfect & adorable French Bulldog. We are beyond sad. RIP precious littles, run free in the clouds.

We are happy to report that #2/BRAVO, #1/TANGO and #5/YANKEE and our momma IVY are all doing well.

26/12/2022

#2/BRAVO, #1/TANGO & #5/YANKEE

20/12/2022

Omg. All of you French Bulldog owners can relate I’m sure. 😂

French Bulldog Warranty

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your French Bulldog. Please find the instructions for your model listed below:

Although your French Bullog comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the French Bulldog ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Psycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Psycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Psycho mode in regard to there being none. Should your French Bulldog suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your French Bulldog to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended, but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non-return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your French Bulldog comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

You’re kidding me
Don’t you dare
Leave it
Drop it
Why?
Get that out of your mouth
What’s in your mouth?

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the French Bulldog zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumors that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your French Bulldog is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love everyone chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What The Hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1-800-what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your French Bulldog. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.

Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

🤗😂

05/12/2022

The little FRENCH BRED’s

23/11/2022

Welcome to the world little five plus a precious little pied 🤍🐾🤍 that makes SIX. We have six little French Bred’s 🥰

04/11/2022

FRENCH BRED COMING SOON!!
SPIDER (IG)
IVY (IG)

Go to www.cvfrenchbred.com for more information.

26/12/2021

13/12/2021

French Bred is a in home breeder of hand raised, well-balanced, beautiful and healthy French Bulldog Puppies. We are located in the central portion of California.

Our mission here is simple; to only use HEALTHY purebred AKC registered French Bulldogs in our breeding program. Our pedigree is exclusive because we want to give our customers peace of mind knowing they have the best of the best.