
29/06/2025
Seil: By the sound of things (as you will read below) Polly & Moon have been having some summer fun. The Mummy has declared it to be “night fever”. Now that’s a rather tenuous link to a joke that I have for you so here goes. I thought I heard a bunch of onions singing but I was mistaken, it was only chives talking! (Did you get the connection? Yes, the Bee Gees). MOL.
Polly: With the hot weather this week it has been hard to settle down. One night my humans couldn’t find me at bedtime. Eventually they tried the back garden & there I was, stretched out full length on a sun lounger. The Mummy said that rather than sunbathing I was “moon bathing”. I ask you? Have you ever heard of such a thing? MOL. In Friday I had to have two baffs (yes, really, “baffs”!) as the Mummy said I had a poopy bottom. The same problem yesterday (Caturday) meant I had a baff as soon as I got up but I was told that was it for the day. On their return from their day out (see Cat - Red 1 for details) the Mummy whisked me off for another baff. That’s a broken promise – I was Angry Kitty & made my displeasure loudly known. That’s four baffs in two days. If I get any wetter I’ll be shrinking.
Moon: It was hot last night & some of us were allowed to stay out in the back garden until midnight at which point the grand round-up began. Good kitties one & all came in but with one exception – me! No matter how hard they tried my humans simply could not gather me up. The Mummy was running around in her nightdress & the Daddy was getting increasingly exasperated. Just as the Mummy prepared to leave me out all night the Daddy had one final attempt & he managed to keep hold of me no matter how much I struggled. I think I might well be grounded tonight!
Our love to one & all, Seil, Polly & Moon ###