Groomers after dark

02/04/2023

❤️

13/02/2023

After taking 6 months off from going to the gym, today marks 3 weeks that I have made myself show back up.

07/08/2022

Facts

10/04/2022

New grooming unit

10/04/2022

28/02/2022

Today was ab day. I love ab day

28/02/2022

I feel this

05/02/2022

Look at this handsome puppy. Megatron at his 1st visit was 9 lbs 13 Oz. Today (4 weeks later) he is 19 lbs 5oz.

01/02/2022

Megatron getting his nails filed.

27/10/2021

21/06/2021

I’ve seen this so many times.. I lmfao every single time I read this.

A LITTLE GROOMER HUMOR
1) There is no such thing as a teacup Poodle. There are 3 sizes: toy, miniature & standard..
2) There is no such thing as a teacup Chihuahua.. There are 2 varieties: smooth & long coat.. Yo quiero Taco Bell..
3) There is no such thing as a teacup Yorkie.. Breed standard is 7 lbs. max.. If it's larger than that, it's simply a bigger Yorkie..
4) There is no such thing as a teacup or mini Pomeranian.. It's a Pomeranian.. Period..
5) There is no such thing as a teacup anything, except for a teacup-- which you drink tea out of..
6) There is no breed standard haircut for a Labradoodle or a Goldendoodle as they are mixed breed dogs.. So if a breeder or Cindy Lou Who down the street who owns one tells you how your Doodle is "supposed" to be trimmed, that's a load.. It's "supposed" to be trimmed however each particular owner wants it to be.. This is also true for Bernadoodles, Sheepadoodles, Aussiedoodles, & anything else that ends in doodle, with the exception of Cheese doodle.. That is another topic altogether..
7) If you own a Lhasa Apso, please know how to spell & pronounce it.. It is not an Apsa Lapsa, a Lapsa Apsa, a Lopsy Assa, an Oompa Loompa, or a Lollapalooza..
😎 You do not own a Chinese Crescent.. A crescent is a moon shape or a Pillsbury roll.. The Chinese Crested derives its name from the hair on its head called a crest.. The feet/leg hair are called socks, & the tail, a plume..
9) You do not own a rare black Maltese.. Snow white is preferable, but lemon or light tan ears are permissible.. If you think you have a black Maltese, then I also want to see your pet unicorn..
10) There are 2 things that don't happen overnight (or even the week of your vacation while Aunt Betty & Uncle Joe are pet sitting your pooch): bad matting & raptor toenails.. Just suck it up & admit you've been lax about brushing your dog & taking care of its nails.. Any other excuse (unless you've been hospitalized or in a coma) & I guarantee your groomer will have an invisible cartoon bubble over her/his head of themselves rolling on the floor with laughter..

**for the record I am not the original author, if you know who is let me know**