Urban Landmines, LLC.

16/12/2024

🌨️❄️ Snow is on the way! Don’t let your snow angels land in a pile of hidden dog p**p! 🐾

Choose Urban Landmines for weekly scooping and haul-away services to keep your yard clean, your holiday fun & p**p-free!

Visit our website to schedule your service!

📱 urbanlandmines.com

11/12/2024

🐾 🎅 High Quality Pet Sitting Services 🎅 🐾

The holidays are just around the corner! 🎄 Don't wait until it's too late to book care for your pets while you’re away! We have limited spots left for holiday pet sitting. Our team of expert sitters will provide your furry friend with love and care. Book now and enjoy peace of mind! 🐾

https://urbanlandmines.com/pet-sitting-%26-dog-walking

09/12/2024

Holiday Help for Pet Parents! 🐾🎄

Let Urban Landmines handle the dirty work! We offer:

💩 Reliable P**p Scooping Services
🐶 Professional Pet Sitting Team
🐾 And More!!

Enjoy a clean yard and happy pets while you focus on the holiday season! Visit urbanlandmines.com to book today.

**pScooping

06/12/2024

🐐🐴 No p**p left behind! 💩 Whether it’s goat, donkey, or any other farm friend, Urban Landmines is here to scoop it all! 🧹 We’ve got the skills, the experience, and the determination to tackle any mess—big or small. 🦸‍♂️ So, if you need a team that doesn’t discriminate (p**p-wise), we’re your go-to! Call us today and let us clean up the yard while you relax. 🌱 **pScoopers **pLeftBehind

02/12/2024

🚨 Cyber Monday DEALS are here! 🚨

This Cyber Monday, give your furry friends the care they deserve while saving big! 🐾

🌟 20% OFF your Weekly P**p Scooping Startup
(no more stepping in landmines – we’ve got it covered!)

AND

🌟 10% OFF all Pet Sitting Services booked TODAY!
(We’ll keep your pets happy and safe while you’re away!)

👉 Don’t miss out – these deals are only good TODAY!
DM or call to book and save! 🐶🐱

www.urbanlandmines.com

**pScooping

28/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving from the bomb squad. We are thankful for our team, our families & our wonderful clients and supporters, paws and all. 🐾 Have a great day!

22/11/2024

Happy First Snow Day!! ❄️ We’re out here doing doo-doo, so you don’t have to! 🧹 💩

14/11/2024

Say Goodbye to P**p Scooping Hassles – We’ve Got It Covered! 🐾

Is dog waste piling up in your yard? Let us take care of the mess with our professional p**p scooping service. 🧹 💩

Here’s why clients love our service:

🐶 Consistent & Convenient: We come on the same day each week, and hauling away waste is included.

🐶 Affordable & Transparent: No hidden fees—just straightforward, budget-friendly pricing.

🐶 Reliable & Thorough: You can count on us to be prompt, professional, and detailed every time.

🐶 Pet-Friendly: We treat your yard and pets with the utmost care.

Spend less time worrying about cleanup and more time enjoying your yard with your dog!

Get your startup for FREE (a $45 value) when you sign up & mention this post today!

📲 Visit Urbanlandmines.com to schedule your weekly scooping service. Your yard (and nose) will thank you!

11/11/2024

Thank you for your service. 🇺🇸 🐾 ♥️

06/11/2024

1. Make Profile on our Pet Sitting Portal 📱
2. Book your Meet and Greet with our 5-star team 💪
3. Never worry about who is going to look after your pets again ♥️

https://urbanlandmines.com/pet-sitting-%26-dog-walking

01/11/2024

That's not mud on his paws! 💩 Dogs often track in f***s from outside, risking your family's health. 🤢 Keep your home clean and safe—contact Urban Landmines today! 🐾

⭐️ Weekly P**p Scooping Service
⭐️ One Time Dog Waste Removal
⭐️ Custom Waste Removal (Chickens, Goats, Etc)
⭐️ Pet Sitting & Dog Walking Team
⭐️ And More!

Urbanlandmines.com

25/10/2024

We tried to stay outta politics... 😉 **perscooper

A mysterious bronze-colored monument depicting a turd appeared near the U.S. Capitol grounds.

24/10/2024

Cultivating young minds in the p**per scooper industry—because every genius starts with a little ‘ruff’ education! 💩 Urbanlandmines.com

23/10/2024

Join Our Team & Earn Extra $$ as a Flexible Daytime Pet Sitter! 🐾

We are looking for a Daytime Pet Sitter in the East York/Manchester area. Enjoy competitive pay because we believe in rewarding our amazing, highly skilled staff. Be part of the fastest-growing pet sitting company in Pennsylvania! 🚀

Position: Daytime Pet Sitter
Location: Must live in the East York/Manchester area
Schedule: As-needed, with a couple walks per week to start (30 minutes to 1 hour), between Monday and Friday.

Benefits:
- Competitive commission pay ($28+ per hour)
- Insurance, Bonding & Training
- Flexible schedule with opportunities for additional hours and advancement
- Join a supportive team dedicated to excellent service for our clients and their pets
- User friendly client & employee portal

How to Apply:
If you’re interested, please email Malachi at [email protected] or message us directly. Include your resume or a brief description of your relevant experience.

Join Urban Landmines and help us keep our communities clean and pet-friendly!

23/10/2024

Let us take the ‘scaries’ out of pet care this year! Whether it’s spooky walks or a tidy yard, we’ve got your furry friends covered while you enjoy the fall festivities. 🎃🐾

19/10/2024

Central Bark in the Park today from 10-2 🐾

Free Admission, Young Revs Games, Food & Pet Friendly Vendors!

17/10/2024

Thanks Kim!! 🤩 5 Star professional pet services across 3 counties - check us out! 🐾