PatchDog

11/12/2023

I met a new Ladycollie today. She really liked me. We had a run about and she can whip round faster than me ! 😁😲 I kissed her and she wagged her tail. I would like to see her again as she is soooo cute and gorgeous ❤️😍🥰

28/11/2023

27/10/2023

My mum washed my toys and they all made friends when they were drying on the radiator 🤣

13/10/2023

I found a new girlfriend today. She was gorgeous . I love a trip to Scotland ❤️

01/09/2023

I was out last night. Shadow play!!

19/06/2023

Lovely to be out in the woods. It’s cool and it smells amazing ❤️

12/06/2023

The heat is getting to me. I even put Rabbit over my eyes to block out the sun. Seriously I need RayBans for Dogs.
At least we don’t walk during the day! We go into the woods in the evening when it’s much cooler.
My paws would get too hot on pavements.
Thank goodness I have a sensible mam!

30/05/2023

So , I heard this noise, and I listened, and mam said , ‘What is it?’… so I listened again really carefully, and I took a quick look, and then I said
‘ It was a mouse, but it’s gone now, so I’m just going to sit here 🤣’

26/05/2023

I sits, and I watches; I watches and I sits . I see you. I see birds. I see rabbits. I see ev-reee-thing!

23/05/2023

I’m waiting ……😁

05/05/2023

I really liked her but she wouldn’t stop to talk! She kept running off after her ball☹️ Just my type too!! 😄

22/03/2023

Hate it when mam goes out and I can’t go too!

14/03/2023

More white stuff!! My paws are cold!!

08/03/2023

My goodness it’s chilly this morning!

07/03/2023

Lovely day out at the lake today and yeeessss!!! I had a swim!! 😍😁👏👏

24/02/2023

I’m really puzzled - what are turnips? I thought they were swedes. Sheep eat turnips ! 🤣

21/02/2023

Love to be down on the beach. Still a bit cold for a swim but I love to chase my ball !

13/02/2023

It’s still a bit cold - I might stay in bed 🤣

25/01/2023

I love working with sheep- I can run faster than they can!

16/01/2023

I went for a snowy walk today and my mates were out at work 🤣

13/01/2023

Can’t wait to go for a swim - when will summer be here again?!! It’s too rough in the sea at the moment …..

06/01/2023

This isn’t me - someone who looks like me! …. But the sheep get it!! 🤣🤣

28/12/2022

I had a girlfriend over Christmas - a beautiful big German Shepherd called Kai. She had black fur and light sandy fluffy paws which were enormous! She smelled fab. Brodie tried to muscle on but she liked me best! 🥰

23/12/2022

Watched my favourite film this morning! Shaun the Sheep! The collie was modelled on me 😄😄

22/12/2022

Mam is cooking this morning. I want to play so I’ve pinned her to the sofa ! 🤣

21/12/2022

He’s so funny!! 🤣 If I tell him to look or listen and there’s no one there he runs to Owl Windchime to ring it and then barks at me yo tell me off 🤣
He brought me toys and I hid Cow - so he couldn’t find her and brought Dog!! 😁

18/12/2022

This is my friend Alfie. He’s gone over the rainbow bridge - a couple of years ago now, and we all still really miss him. He was a top dog! ❤️

16/12/2022

Sea dog!

16/12/2022

Patch will bring you the toy you name from his various toys in the basket but he loves ‘Cow!’

15/12/2022

So as Owl wind chime is broken, Cow is the next option 😁