Szamarzewski's Research Institute for Cryptic Psychology

03/06/2023

Met this silly little guy at Rusalka lake today. He gave me some blueberry e-cigarette liquid and agreed to willingly enter containment in one of our facilities under the lake itself. I really wish all cryptids were like this...

//Operator Mi

31/01/2023

ATTENTION OPERATORS & CIVILIANS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Our northernmost facility has been overrun because some dumb idiot decided to actually listen to the voice that's been telling us all "YOU MUST CLIMB THE LADDER THE LADDER YES YOU MUST" etc.

Prolonged exposures (>15min) to sunlight may now cause you to feel the following:

-some kind of a force
-some kind of currents
-some kind of electromagnetic waves
-some kind of atmospheric waves
-waves coming from another civilization or from beneath the earth

We are working to minimalize psychological damage on victims.

Please avoid West Pomerania for as long as you can.

Operator Mi

29/01/2023

‼️CONTAINMENT BREACH ALERT‼️

We've just received a report from the Grochowska Auxiliary Containment Facility (GACF), stating that The Obvious Glasses are out of containment again, taken out by an unsuspecting gamma-class employee

Poznań Residents, please report any suspicious music video role offers that you may receive, and under no circumstance speak Russian to the person wearing the glasses, as it will awaken the spirits of 152 Russian celebrities from the early 2000's trapped inside.

Operator Mi

03/12/2022

Dear Poznań residents, thank you for your patience. You might now try going outside, but for not more than 260 minutes per day. Better take shelter in buildings if possible. Our team has probed the object that appeared on the sky. It seems to be the Black Knight satellite. Even though unsettling, it is not anything we aren't prepared for. Effective counter-measures have been deployed and our operators are guarding the city. However, some contamination is still present, hence our recommendation not to stay outside for too long. Stay safe, citizens, and watch out for strange looking animals.

Operator Kappa

06/11/2022

Poznań citizens, remain calm. A strange dark object has crossed the moon today (ca. 4:25 PM local time). The team is resolving the situation. We will update you after the initial examination. The situation is NOT under control yet. Avoid open spaces and copper objects.

26/09/2022

16/08/2022

Do you like dwelling underwater too? Because we do. A new research project is on the way. Stay tuned.

Operator Kappa

29/07/2022

Baa

22/07/2022

Unfortunately, the bait container (below) did not seem attractive enough for the anomaly photographed before. No further sightings were made. Our team is working on a new approach aimed at attracting and capturing the specimen. Moreover, efforts were made to digitally enhance the photograph. It appears to be a four-legged animal, possibly a mammal, with a set of teeth and one visible eye (possible cyclopia). We will keep you updated in case of any future encounters.

Operator Kappa

22/07/2022

THE PINES SING THE MELODY OF REALITY
ECHOING THROUGH MY CRANIAL CAVITY

Operator Mi

21/07/2022

Today, as my first assignment, I was sent into "The Woods" special zone in order to examine clues to prove recent Mothman sightings in the area. I dug myself a provisory hideout and placed the baits. I will be reporting further on any findings.

Psychological analysis of local residents and amnestic distribution is also underway.

Operator Mi

20/07/2022

She's a 10, but she's a counter-intelligence agent trying to steal your thoughts

She's trying to steal your thoughts

She's trying to steal your thoughts

20/07/2022

Yesterday we were informed by an anonymous resident that someone is randomly running around the local park, screaming "I KNOW THE IDENTITES OF THE SZAMARZEWSKI'S INSTITUTE OPERATORS".

Of course we decided to intervene immediately, we intercepted him at night using a giant magnet on a rope (his belt buckle was made of steel) and transported him to the headquarter.

He was given all adequate amnestics and properly modelled during the day to become our new operator.

Let us all welcome Operator Mi!

Operator Psi

20/07/2022

something in the way...

19/07/2022

Nebraska residents are reporting that the danger of El Mosco has become so significant, that the officials started setting warning signs up. Stay safe, Nebraskan operators.

Operator Kappa

18/07/2022

Today operators were playing checkers all day. We generally prefer our pawns a little rough, so they lie well in the hands, which is why we keep special machniery for generating them that way.

Operator Kappa

18/07/2022

Our first sighting is this anomaly (next to the further lamp). It belongs to an unknown family of cryptids and was spotted near Operator Kappa's hideout. Unfortunately psychological examinations were impossible as it fled away at the sound of diesel engine. Hopefully a structured cognitive interview will be possible when the anomaly returns for the bait that is being prepared (composition classified).

Operator Kappa

18/07/2022

Welcome to the newly opened official website of the Szamarzewski's Research Institute for Cryptic Psychology, the first cryptid research center in Poznań!

If you've seen a cryptid recently, feel free to contact us!

Our goals are beyond your understanding.