Salty Shart Aquariums (2024)

Our motto is “Don’t s**t where you sleep.” It doesn’t apply to the fish though, the crazy bastards.

23/01/2023

PROTIP: Drag your ass through the water to increase tannins.

07/12/2022

What kind of Tang is this? Found it off the coast of Gotham

23/11/2022

Man ages 5 years after failing to do a 5-day cycle and losing all his fish and corals

19/11/2022

Bob Saget was a reef keeper?

24/10/2022

Smell for smell I just dropped a fart that smelled EXACTLY like the nitrifying bacteria I put in my tank a few hours ago
Question, should I fart in my tanks?

21/10/2022

The gravel has spoken

10/10/2022

Can’t wait to buy this so customers think I’m funny and that I won’t drop kick them straight out the store, but boy are they wrong lol

09/10/2022

This is what dudes who say you need a 40gallon tank to hold 1 clownfish look like

01/10/2022

Sorry for the brief hiatus already, but one of our employees trusted a fart. That’s how you end up with salty sharts. I came back from lunch and found the fu**er like this and have spent the last few days trying to get the nitrates down in the bathroom.

24/09/2022

Cost of maintenance be ungodly tho

18/09/2022

We’ve heard that some of the other fish keeping pages/groups are promoting that they are a “safe space,” well we just wanted to let you know that we are not…. Any of these bastards we have in the shop could kill us violently at any time. Quite frankly, it’s unsettling. Please send help.

17/09/2022

Most exciting 2 hours ever

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