Rip’s Adventures

12/10/2023

Mes donts knows where’s to starts. So mes gues mes starts at begins. Dis morning dads sets hims alarms goes early. Almost stills darks. Dad gets mes ups and we goes outside so mes go potty. Ebry mornin mes goes outs and goes potty’s. Mes always goes 1 potty and sumtimes mes goes 2 potty. Dads let’s mes sniffs awhiles den he starts noying mes whiles iz listen birds. He keeps sayin RIP GO POTTY. RIP GO POTTY Finly mes goes 2 potty jus shuts up dads. Den we goes in and mes gets mes brekfasts. Dis morn mes breakfast not ders. Eben mes bowls nowhere’s to be finds. Dad puts me ina crate den he go showers. He comes outs showers and don’t smells like dads. Den he says RIP WANNA GO RIDES. Mes hops downs and ups and mes goes outs hoppin ina jeep. Day starting pretty gooder cepts mes missin mes brekfasts. So wes dribes bouts a week den we pull ina buildin. Dad gets out tries doors but dey not opens so he comes backs ina jeep. Mes lookies ebrywheres and sees signs says Madison Veterinary Hospital. We waits ina jeep till smiling lady opens door. Dad gets out and leabs me ina jeep AGAINS! Dads gones about a week den he comes gets mes. When dads opens doors mes starts walks in and some udderlady walkins outs. Mes turns rounds and try to sez hellos da lady. Den dad says RIP COME HERES so mes turns rounds agains and starts goes insides but the lady decides tangles in mes leash. Dads laffs and da lady laffs den dads says mes sorrys to da lady den he puts his arms round da lady’s tries to grabs mes leash. Dads not looks comfurbles but dez keeps laffs. Finlys dads gots mes leash and we goes insides. The smiling lady’s behind the counters all laffs tooz. Anudder lady comes outs and takes mes leash and mes gets real cited. This lady new sniffs. She bounces mes into da backs. Things get kinda cloudy after that. But next thing I knows mes ina crate wif someting rounds mes necks. Finally afer bouts 25 years da lady gets mes outta da crate and takes mes out to dads. But on my ways to dads I sniffs da lady tried wraps mes up dis morning. Da lady gets her puppers too. Dis ding rounds mes necks not to comfurtibles. Keeps getting mes way goin up da stairs or rounds the corners. When we gots homes I went out potty. Da only ting this gooders for is I can smell the bunnies more betters. Someting wrong thow, mes feels liked sumting missing…2 of dem missing. Mes tells dads wes gots goes backs so deys gibs me back my missings.

09/09/2023

Mes hads a gooder day yesturday. Dads ask me to go with him to get some beadyins training. I said oks cus mes supports hims gets better. We go insides and mediatlys mes goes says hellos to da lady. Mes looky for a poker but no sees one. Ifn youz members, mes careful smiling lady’s wif pokers! Den da lady talks dads for whiles den she says sits. But I still too busy saying hellos den mes smells sumtin gooder and da lady says sits agains. Mes still ocupies sniffin da sniffs. Den she puts her hand in a box she wearin. Mes figures da sniffs in da box. She says SITS and mes sits den she give me the sniffin. Mmmmm makes me taster drips. Dads says what is that and she sez sausage bites. Dems real gooder. Pretty soons mes figures when mes sits mes gets sausage. Den she tells dads to tells me sits. Dad already tells me long times sits and I sits. But now mes gets sausages. Me tinks dads doing real gooder dis beadyins training. Den da lady tells dads to let’s goes mes leash. I mediatly goes say hellos to da lady agains. Dis time she not hellos back. So mes tries says hellos bigger. Nothing. Den mes members me sits and get sausages so mes sits. It works! She gibs me more sausages. Pretty soons she lets go mes leash and I just walks rounds. Mes already sez hellos befores. Den the best news she says. She tells dads he needs mores beadyins training so we comes back anudder times. Looks like more sausages till dads gets all trained.

21/08/2023

Dads finalys finds da gooder channel on the TB.

26/07/2023

Anytimes dads goes downstairs mes just waits for hims to comes backs.

16/07/2023

So dads gibs be me sumtin to let’s me spends energies faster. Me goes outsides and ders a critters zoom zoomin rounds da yards. Mes tries to catches it but it’s fasters den mes. Mes chases and chases and sum times mes almost gets it. Donts take longs before mes tuckereds out. Den dads says OK RIP dats nuffs. My hooman sister Brianne tooked a movie me playin

01/06/2023

Dads like watchin footsballs. He really likes the Ohio States Buttguys. He’s was watchin and olds game and mes was watching the funny ball. Tinks mes likes da buttguys tooz

05/04/2023

Todays dads was doin kalls of doodies. Wen dads games wuz obers mes comes ups so dads can gibs me scritchins. Sums udder dads and moms tinks mes cants be chills after dey meets mes. But here’s proofs mes pretty chills wen mes wants bes. See mes moobie belos.

26/03/2023

Dads wuz watchin the big TB todays and mes just chillaxins. Subenly dads says RIP RIP RIP lookies at da puppers! So mes opens mes lookies and ders puppers runnin backs and fords ona TB. Mes jumps ups and goes to the TB. WOW doz puppers fasts dez goes almost faster den mes lookies. Dat looks funner

25/03/2023

Mes wents on bery shorty ventur today. Just to go potties. It’s 60 blowy Rainey sidesways and mes wagger hole gets shots with the little ice balls. Boy not takes me long to goes potty! But it’s oks, as soon as mes gets all da ways back insides den mes shakes all the stuffs off mes. Dads says GREAT so mes tinks mes does gooder tings by shaking all the stuffs off mes.

21/03/2023

One of mes gooder tings to do is loookie ats dad. Mes watches the big TB tooz but if dad mobes a muscle mes liookies at him. Sumtimes mes tinks he’s mobes on purpose just to makes mes turns mes head. Its sos exaustin

19/03/2023

Mes likes Watchin the big TB. Sometimes I see moo puppers, or horsey puppers on da screan. Buts my gooder ones are the pupper shows like dis one.

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17/03/2023

Mes woked up dis mornin all citeds to goes outs and romps in the snowy likes yesturdays. Holy cowsers, mes goes outsides and its alls gones! What’s mes gonna dos for funs todays?

16/03/2023

Mes lubs da snows

16/03/2023

Dads was watchin the big TV todays and mes just looking at dads. He’s gots his talkie ting and tooked mes pictur

06/03/2023

Dis not a ventures but sum obversations. Dads says ders 2 kinds puppers like mes. One is a chill puppers and da udder has a rocket up da ass. Dad says mes gots a rocket. So mes been tryin chills out and dads says it’s working purdy wells until mes gets a visitors. So anysways, mes sits wif dads purdy wells now. Dads like plays Kalls of Doodies. He sits ina chairs by big TB and puts on some heary hole covers. Den he turns on da Kalls of Doodies. Mes really joys watchin dads plays. When da doodies starts it lookies like dads runnin but he just sits ina chairs. He gots a ting in his paws gots lots buttons. He pushes da buttons and da stuff happens in the TB. Sumtimes a stick comes up and little balls comes out and udder dads falls down. Sumtimes udder dads send little balls at dads and he falls down. Mes says GETS UP DADS! Sumtimes dads runs round corners and mes says DAD DAD DAD there’s udder dads hidin ina bushes. Mes gets cited when dad trows big ball and it splodes. Sumtimes dad gets out BIG sticks and sends BIG FIREY ball ina sky to hits the fly ting. Sumtin really funny is sumtimes udder dads thros big ball at dad. He tries not get hits by jerking sidesways ina chair. Dat never works. Ventuly the games stops and dads happy when he’s wins. I always no when da games ober. Mes looks at dads and dads looks mes then he scritches my nose and head and mes wagger goes by itself. Mes really joys watchin Kalls of Doodies. Ders always citement on the TB.

04/03/2023

Ok, sos member when mes tolds youz moms spent lots time in the bafrooms? Well sures nuffs, mes gots locked in the puppers prison and dey wents out. Deyz was GONES about a year befores dez comes back homes. Den the citements started up. Dads cake had a bunches of candles on it. After dads blowed dem outs I counted dem. Someting not ads ups. There was lots of candles and dads had to breathez 3 times till dey all goes out but cording to mes puppers cowender there shouldz be 462 candles on dads cakes. Ders was not 462 candles, if ders had 462 candles the house not be chilly likes it is. Mes tinks dads not tellin trufs bouts his olds. BUT GUESSES WATS? Dads cakes had chokilats in it so dads gots me my own puppers cakes to celbrates wif him. It was majik cakes! One minutes it was der den POOOOOFS it was gones! Somes da pieces of the cakes tryd escapes but mes licker nabbed dem befores deyz gets aways. Birfdays are lots citements.

03/03/2023

Todays dads birfdays. Sounds likes gonna be citements. Mes told dads to make sure to gets cakes wif outs chokilats so mes can haves big bites toos. Mes donts nos what all the big deals is but mes donts cares longs as mes gets mes chompers ina cakes. Mes tinks mes gonna be put in puppers jails agins todays cuz mom’s spending lots times in a baffroon. Ebrytimes moms spends lots times in dat room mes gets put in puppers jails and dey gos outs. Da ONLY good ting is dat mom usuly bringins me some little tastes wat she hads. Mes tells dads happy birfdays dads.

10/02/2023

Puppers updates on deez bones. If’n youz haz puppers dez will lubs deez bones. Mes been chews this bone for 3 sleeps. It’s still same sizes. Mes tries and tries but no needles breaks off. Dis bones occupies me for hours. Sumtin kinda funny happened first day. Mes chompin da bone and dad comes closer. All suddens mes growler comes on. First times I hears me growler. Dad walked away and it went off bys itselfs. Now mes knows ebryting going be oks so mes growler stays offs when dad comes bys. After a few hours, dads comes and puts me bones ups and mes ok wit dat. Bones people not gibe me free bones but I tells you anyways. These bones make dads, moms and puppers happys. You can gets them off internets heres. https://mikaandsammys.com/products/smoked-beef-marrow-bones/. Dey might seems spensive but mes tinks these long times choppers bones. Udder bones I tries dad takes aways because they gets danger needles.

09/02/2023

Mes nos its been whiles. Mes stills heres. Me just been chilling wif dads. Mes still goes places wifs hims but nutin super cites. CEPT TODAY! Dads was looking for gooder treat mes. Dads keeps buying me bones dat mes can eats cuz I eats ebryting. Deys not real bones but he won’t by me moo skins cuz he says dey not gestibles me. So he found some big bones that not chews into needles. Dez smoked wif lots marrows insides. OOOOOO BOY! Deys sniffs gooder den anyting and deys licks eben gooder. Dads tries to takes pictur mes smiling but mes smiling at da bone. No times to lookie dad. I herd he takes pictur so mes asks him mes uses to put on waggerhole book. Hope youz likes it. If’n dis bones gooder all bones den mes let’s you know if maybe gets your puppers. Woof

05/01/2023

Dad tooks me nudder venture. It wasn’t bery long but dad saids it was importent. So when dads not messin mes, or messin wif the jalapeño sky raisins, he’s messin wif some noisy stuffs basement. After he dones makin noises he comes back upstairs and shows moms what he makes. Moms always goes Ooooo. He donts shows mes but I still lookies dem. Dey are kinda small and no sniffs but deys purdy. Dad calls them custom pens. Mes donts no what use dey iz, but parently he putteds dem on the intrenets and udder dads and moms likes dem tooz. So todays, some udder dads tells my dads he wants some dads pens. So dads putted dem ina box and we gots take dem to the lady sends dem to that udder dad. I asked dad to take som pichurs shows mes followers his pens maybes deyz likes tooz. He told me to tell my followers dey can seez his udder pens if they go to this intrenets:

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02/01/2023

Dad tooks me nudder ventures yesterday. Me tinks more venture for him not mes. It alls started out wif dads saying RIP RIP RIP WANNA GOES RIDES? So mes says OKS cuz rides uzulys means mes gets good winda sniffin and udder good tings. So mes hops up in a jeep and dad hooks mes in to stays safety. We dribes about a week den we pulls in. I members this place. It’s Jersy Mikes. Dad always comes out with real gooder sniffs from der. Well, he insides about a week den he comes outs. He opens the door and mes gets cited when dad puts the bag ona front seats my sniffer gets all citeds too. DOG! Duz dat sniffed gooder den anyting todays! Dad stars da jeep and lookin like we go home now. Mes wanted to make sure the sniffins stay safety so mes keep both lookies on its da hole ways home. Mes not even blinks. We goes fast den goes slows den stops den turns but mes lookies ona bag! Finally after bouts a week wes gets home. Mes recognized da bumps ina driveway going ups hill but mes lookies only ona bag. Wes pulls ina garage and dads comes let’s me out jeep. He keeps saying RIP RIP RIP GO POTTY but mes keeps mes lookies ona bag! Finally mes runs outs and does one squirts but mes keeps one lookie ona bag. We comes insides and dad gets the gooder sniffy outa da bag. Mes sitting like gooder boy but mes waggers got minds of its own. Dad says it looks mes sweeping da floors wif mes wagger. Dad takes the gooder sniff upstairs and turns on da footsballs on the Tv. Mes pachence and just sits ona floor. Mes watchin the gooder sniffs get liddler and liddler. Finally dad put the last little bits in his chopper and ITS ALL GONES! ALL DA GOODER SNIFFS ALL GONES! MES STARVINS. MES NOT EATS IN A YEAR. So den iz barks and tells dads HEY HEY HEY. Dad gets ups and takes his flat round ting downstairs. Then he reaches in a puppers treat bowl and gibs me da teeniest bone you eber did see. Mes puppers life no so gooder. Someone tell dads next time mes gets gooder sniffers and dads gets teeny bone!

28/12/2022

Mom just gots home from works. She pretty good moods she off next cuple days. Right now mes just chilaxin wif dad. Mes laying fronts of 3 buckets honeys. Dads jalapeño sky raisins makes lots honeys. Moms always asking dad for honey people’s her work wants.

28/12/2022

Dad tooks me nudder ventures today. It finly iz warms ina Jeep. Dad sez wez just runnin rounds todays. We stops at da smelly place agains. Seems like wez always stops der. Itz warms nufs for me to stick my sniffers out da winda. Last weeks mes whines dad puts winda down. Dad says you’re not gonna like it. He puts my winda down and me sticks my sniffer outs. WOOWEE it’s so colds mes lookies waters. After about 2 seconds mes says nuffs dis and puts my sniffers back ina Jeep. All dad said was I TOLD YOU! Whatever dat means.

07/12/2022

Post 2 of 2 dis venture. Sound ⬆️

Be sure to lookie at post 1 of 2 firsts. Then comes back heres.

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07/12/2022

Post 1 of 2 dis venture

Dad tooks me anudder venture tonight. Mom comes too and she took mes shotguns spot so mes hasta rides ina back seat. We dribes for bouts a week den mes starts to seez sumtin mes not seez befores. Ders lots of little sparkles EBRYWARES! Wes pulls in and another dad takes all dads moneys. Den the udder dad says YOU GOTS YOUR RADIO SETS UP? Dad says yep den he turns ona radio and musik starts coming outs ebryware. Den dad turns off da lights ona jeep and we starts dribing real slow. Dad rolls down mes winda and mes sticks mes head out to seez ebryting gooder. WOW DERS LOTS UH PREDDY LIGHTS EBRYWARE! Mes said DAD DAD DAD waz for all dez lights? Dad says the lights are to celebrates krismas. WOW krismas must be sumtin specials to gets alls dis. Stoopid waggerholebook donts let’s mes put pichurs wif videos so mes hasa put videos in anudder post. Ina videos, youz can sumtimes hears me whining. Mes wanna get outs and chase the zippy lights. Make sure you put your speaker on to hears the muzik. It tooks about a week to go through all dez lights. Dad says there waz over 1 million lights.

20/11/2022

Dad tooks me nudder venture today. Mes don’t eben habs to get ina Jeep. After mes takes mes nighty nite sumtin magikals happens mes yards. It’s gots all floofy. Afirst mes not nos what is it. But den mes splores some and it gots funner. Ders not many sniffs in it but it is much fund like my splishy pool. ITS EBRYWARE! Mes runnin and sniffin and runnin. Pretty soon mes works up a potty. Tanks dad for turning cameras offs to give me some privicy.

27/10/2022

Dad putted up Cody’s old Petzi puppers treat dispenser. Dad can talk to mes, take mes pictur and even have it toss a treat to mes. I’m figurn it out. Heres a pic of mes waiting for a bone to goes into my chomper. He’s donts eben hads to be home. He can duz it over the innernets wif his phone.

24/10/2022

Dad tooks me nudder venture today. Ona ways mes sees a nudder dad way up ina air on a stick. Mes says DAD DAD DAD WHY DA UDDER DADS ONA STICK? Dad said they were trimming trees aways from lektricity wires. Den we dribes about a week and dad pulls ina parking lot. At first mes tinks mes not been heres befor. Dad gets me outa da jeep and wes starts walking down a paf. Den suddnleys mes members dis place. Mes says DAD DAD DAD mes been heres befors! What dis place called? Dad says it’s called SKOK MEADOW. Wes walks da paf and ders lots puppers sniffs here. Ebry tree has puppers sniffs all ober it. Usuly dad walks slows. But todays he’s walks too fast. Mes gots to zamins all da sniffs. Wes just keeps seein lots purdy trees and stuffs. Mes sees some big puppers splishy bowls. Den we gets to the place wif seats in the air. Dad sits down and I look around and sees some birdy houses. After bout a week dad gets up and wes walks some mores. Den mes sees some splishy birds ina puppers splishy bowl. Dey looks like deys havin funs. Den dad says RIP RIP RIP times to goes homes. So den I shows dad hows to get backs to da Jeep. Wes walks about a week den I sees da Jeep. Dad opens da door and says RIP RIP RIP UP. Mes jumps up ina Jeep and wes comes homes. Now mes gonna takes nap. My sniffer wores out my whole puppers body.

11/10/2022

Dad tooks me nudder ventures today. Mes ridin the back seats today. Mes just chillen on da rides. Wez dribes bouts a week den we pulls in to da Quick Change. Dad has da udder dads check the tires and the oilz. Ebry ting ok. One a da dads says HI RIP and dad puts down da back winda. Den that udder dad gibs mes a puppers bone. Da bone gooder but da dad smells not gooder. Me tinks he sniffs like da gas station. Den da udder dads puts up da big doors and we leabs. Wez dribes about a nudder weeks den dad pulls in to a bldg. Mes recugnizes dis place. There’s smiling lady’s insides. Mes werry bouts mes waggerhole gots to proteks it. We goes in and dad sits down. Den a smiling lady brings in a nudder puppers on da udder side da little wall. Mes can heard him breath. Den mes says hello to da puppers mez no seez. Da puppers says hello backs. Mes says hello gains and so does udder puppers. Den nudder smiling lady says OK RIP YOUR TURNS. She says comes over here and sits. Mes sits down ona wobbly den she tells dad 41. Mes still donts knows what dat means. Den she tell dad FOLLOW ME. Wes goes ina little room den she leabs. About a week later she comes back with a nudder smiling lady. Next ting I knows she opens big jar peanut budder and puts a big gobs ona wall. Mes no fools, mes knows dis needs kleaned up. So mes starts lickin da wall and shes starts messing wif mes feets. While mes lickin mes keeps hearin little snip snip snips. Iz not to kurios though cuz mes distraked. Pretty soon da smiling lady told dad ALL DONES. Den she takes all dads monies and we leabs. We gos out to da Jeep and dad says RIP RIP RIP UP UP UP. Mes hops up ina Jeep and we dribes home. Mes quikly notice mes feets donts clickers ona floor now. Maybe now mes can sneaks up on my sister stormy cat.

07/10/2022

Dad tooks me nudder venture. Dis times mes rides ina back seat. Is oks thow dad rolled down da back winda and mes still gets gooder sniffins. Wes dribes bouts a week den dad pulls up an stops da Jeep mes sees dis da puppers place mes lubs. Dad gets mes outta Jeep and mes shows him how to gets in da puppers place. As soon wes goes in da lady always takes all dads monies says HI RIP! Dad takes me down a puppers row and mes sniffers going krazy. Dad says RIP RIP RIP GET A CHEWY. Mes wagger starts gettin outs controls. Mes sniffs and sniffs den mes grabs a peanut butter chewy. Dad grabs nothers one den we goes to da lady says HI RIP. Dad gibs her his chewy but mes no fools mes keeps mes chewy. The lady says oks then takes all dads monies. Wes leabs da puppers place and dad says RIP RIP RIP UP UP UP and mes jumps up ina Jeep. Den we dribes bout a week and wes pulls in building ina Jeep. I members dis place. Dis place has squirters and blowies for da jeep. Befors mes scared dis place but mes bigger puppers now. Mes just watch the squirters go rounds da Jeep. Den the big blowey goes ona Jeep. After the citements mes just relaxes and joys the rides home.