Rip’s Adventures

12/10/2023

Mes donts knows where’s to starts. So mes gues mes starts at begins. Dis morning dads sets hims alarms goes early. Almost stills darks. Dad gets mes ups and we goes outside so mes go potty. Ebry mornin mes goes outs and goes potty’s. Mes always goes 1 potty and sumtimes mes goes 2 potty. Dads let’s mes sniffs awhiles den he starts noying mes whiles iz listen birds. He keeps sayin RIP GO POTTY. RIP GO POTTY Finly mes goes 2 potty jus shuts up dads. Den we goes in and mes gets mes brekfasts. Dis morn mes breakfast not ders. Eben mes bowls nowhere’s to be finds. Dad puts me ina crate den he go showers. He comes outs showers and don’t smells like dads. Den he says RIP WANNA GO RIDES. Mes hops downs and ups and mes goes outs hoppin ina jeep. Day starting pretty gooder cepts mes missin mes brekfasts. So wes dribes bouts a week den we pull ina buildin. Dad gets out tries doors but dey not opens so he comes backs ina jeep. Mes lookies ebrywheres and sees signs says Madison Veterinary Hospital. We waits ina jeep till smiling lady opens door. Dad gets out and leabs me ina jeep AGAINS! Dads gones about a week den he comes gets mes. When dads opens doors mes starts walks in and some udderlady walkins outs. Mes turns rounds and try to sez hellos da lady. Den dad says RIP COME HERES so mes turns rounds agains and starts goes insides but the lady decides tangles in mes leash. Dads laffs and da lady laffs den dads says mes sorrys to da lady den he puts his arms round da lady’s tries to grabs mes leash. Dads not looks comfurbles but dez keeps laffs. Finlys dads gots mes leash and we goes insides. The smiling lady’s behind the counters all laffs tooz. Anudder lady comes outs and takes mes leash and mes gets real cited. This lady new sniffs. She bounces mes into da backs. Things get kinda cloudy after that. But next thing I knows mes ina crate wif someting rounds mes necks. Finally afer bouts 25 years da lady gets mes outta da crate and takes mes out to dads. But on my ways to dads I sniffs da lady tried wraps mes up dis morning. Da lady gets her puppers too. Dis ding rounds mes necks not to comfurtibles. Keeps getting mes way goin up da stairs or rounds the corners. When we gots homes I went out potty. Da only ting this gooders for is I can smell the bunnies more betters. Someting wrong thow, mes feels liked sumting missing…2 of dem missing. Mes tells dads wes gots goes backs so deys gibs me back my missings.

09/09/2023

Mes hads a gooder day yesturday. Dads ask me to go with him to get some beadyins training. I said oks cus mes supports hims gets better. We go insides and mediatlys mes goes says hellos to da lady. Mes looky for a poker but no sees one. Ifn youz members, mes careful smiling lady’s wif pokers! Den da lady talks dads for whiles den she says sits. But I still too busy saying hellos den mes smells sumtin gooder and da lady says sits agains. Mes still ocupies sniffin da sniffs. Den she puts her hand in a box she wearin. Mes figures da sniffs in da box. She says SITS and mes sits den she give me the sniffin. Mmmmm makes me taster drips. Dads says what is that and she sez sausage bites. Dems real gooder. Pretty soons mes figures when mes sits mes gets sausage. Den she tells dads to tells me sits. Dad already tells me long times sits and I sits. But now mes gets sausages. Me tinks dads doing real gooder dis beadyins training. Den da lady tells dads to let’s goes mes leash. I mediatly goes say hellos to da lady agains. Dis time she not hellos back. So mes tries says hellos bigger. Nothing. Den mes members me sits and get sausages so mes sits. It works! She gibs me more sausages. Pretty soons she lets go mes leash and I just walks rounds. Mes already sez hellos befores. Den the best news she says. She tells dads he needs mores beadyins training so we comes back anudder times. Looks like more sausages till dads gets all trained.

21/08/2023

Dads finalys finds da gooder channel on the TB.

26/07/2023

Anytimes dads goes downstairs mes just waits for hims to comes backs.

16/07/2023

So dads gibs be me sumtin to let’s me spends energies faster. Me goes outsides and ders a critters zoom zoomin rounds da yards. Mes tries to catches it but it’s fasters den mes. Mes chases and chases and sum times mes almost gets it. Donts take longs before mes tuckereds out. Den dads says OK RIP dats nuffs. My hooman sister Brianne tooked a movie me playin

01/06/2023

Dads like watchin footsballs. He really likes the Ohio States Buttguys. He’s was watchin and olds game and mes was watching the funny ball. Tinks mes likes da buttguys tooz

05/04/2023

Todays dads was doin kalls of doodies. Wen dads games wuz obers mes comes ups so dads can gibs me scritchins. Sums udder dads and moms tinks mes cants be chills after dey meets mes. But here’s proofs mes pretty chills wen mes wants bes. See mes moobie belos.

26/03/2023

Dads wuz watchin the big TB todays and mes just chillaxins. Subenly dads says RIP RIP RIP lookies at da puppers! So mes opens mes lookies and ders puppers runnin backs and fords ona TB. Mes jumps ups and goes to the TB. WOW doz puppers fasts dez goes almost faster den mes lookies. Dat looks funner

25/03/2023

Mes wents on bery shorty ventur today. Just to go potties. It’s 60 blowy Rainey sidesways and mes wagger hole gets shots with the little ice balls. Boy not takes me long to goes potty! But it’s oks, as soon as mes gets all da ways back insides den mes shakes all the stuffs off mes. Dads says GREAT so mes tinks mes does gooder tings by shaking all the stuffs off mes.

21/03/2023

One of mes gooder tings to do is loookie ats dad. Mes watches the big TB tooz but if dad mobes a muscle mes liookies at him. Sumtimes mes tinks he’s mobes on purpose just to makes mes turns mes head. Its sos exaustin

19/03/2023

Mes likes Watchin the big TB. Sometimes I see moo puppers, or horsey puppers on da screan. Buts my gooder ones are the pupper shows like dis one.

Teen Barkley needs some help pulling the Subaru Crosstrek into the garage.

17/03/2023

Mes woked up dis mornin all citeds to goes outs and romps in the snowy likes yesturdays. Holy cowsers, mes goes outsides and its alls gones! What’s mes gonna dos for funs todays?