Rip’s Adventures

12/10/2023

Mes donts knows where’s to starts. So mes gues mes starts at begins. Dis morning dads sets hims alarms goes early. Almost stills darks. Dad gets mes ups and we goes outside so mes go potty. Ebry mornin mes goes outs and goes potty’s. Mes always goes 1 potty and sumtimes mes goes 2 potty. Dads let’s mes sniffs awhiles den he starts noying mes whiles iz listen birds. He keeps sayin RIP GO POTTY. RIP GO POTTY Finly mes goes 2 potty jus shuts up dads. Den we goes in and mes gets mes brekfasts. Dis morn mes breakfast not ders. Eben mes bowls nowhere’s to be finds. Dad puts me ina crate den he go showers. He comes outs showers and don’t smells like dads. Den he says RIP WANNA GO RIDES. Mes hops downs and ups and mes goes outs hoppin ina jeep. Day starting pretty gooder cepts mes missin mes brekfasts. So wes dribes bouts a week den we pull ina buildin. Dad gets out tries doors but dey not opens so he comes backs ina jeep. Mes lookies ebrywheres and sees signs says Madison Veterinary Hospital. We waits ina jeep till smiling lady opens door. Dad gets out and leabs me ina jeep AGAINS! Dads gones about a week den he comes gets mes. When dads opens doors mes starts walks in and some udderlady walkins outs. Mes turns rounds and try to sez hellos da lady. Den dad says RIP COME HERES so mes turns rounds agains and starts goes insides but the lady decides tangles in mes leash. Dads laffs and da lady laffs den dads says mes sorrys to da lady den he puts his arms round da lady’s tries to grabs mes leash. Dads not looks comfurbles but dez keeps laffs. Finlys dads gots mes leash and we goes insides. The smiling lady’s behind the counters all laffs tooz. Anudder lady comes outs and takes mes leash and mes gets real cited. This lady new sniffs. She bounces mes into da backs. Things get kinda cloudy after that. But next thing I knows mes ina crate wif someting rounds mes necks. Finally afer bouts 25 years da lady gets mes outta da crate and takes mes out to dads. But on my ways to dads I sniffs da lady tried wraps mes up dis morning. Da lady gets her puppers too. Dis ding rounds mes necks not to comfurtibles. Keeps getting mes way goin up da stairs or rounds the corners. When we gots homes I went out potty. Da only ting this gooders for is I can smell the bunnies more betters. Someting wrong thow, mes feels liked sumting missing…2 of dem missing. Mes tells dads wes gots goes backs so deys gibs me back my missings.

09/09/2023

Mes hads a gooder day yesturday. Dads ask me to go with him to get some beadyins training. I said oks cus mes supports hims gets better. We go insides and mediatlys mes goes says hellos to da lady. Mes looky for a poker but no sees one. Ifn youz members, mes careful smiling lady’s wif pokers! Den da lady talks dads for whiles den she says sits. But I still too busy saying hellos den mes smells sumtin gooder and da lady says sits agains. Mes still ocupies sniffin da sniffs. Den she puts her hand in a box she wearin. Mes figures da sniffs in da box. She says SITS and mes sits den she give me the sniffin. Mmmmm makes me taster drips. Dads says what is that and she sez sausage bites. Dems real gooder. Pretty soons mes figures when mes sits mes gets sausage. Den she tells dads to tells me sits. Dad already tells me long times sits and I sits. But now mes gets sausages. Me tinks dads doing real gooder dis beadyins training. Den da lady tells dads to let’s goes mes leash. I mediatly goes say hellos to da lady agains. Dis time she not hellos back. So mes tries says hellos bigger. Nothing. Den mes members me sits and get sausages so mes sits. It works! She gibs me more sausages. Pretty soons she lets go mes leash and I just walks rounds. Mes already sez hellos befores. Den the best news she says. She tells dads he needs mores beadyins training so we comes back anudder times. Looks like more sausages till dads gets all trained.

21/08/2023

Dads finalys finds da gooder channel on the TB.

26/07/2023

Anytimes dads goes downstairs mes just waits for hims to comes backs.

16/07/2023

So dads gibs be me sumtin to let’s me spends energies faster. Me goes outsides and ders a critters zoom zoomin rounds da yards. Mes tries to catches it but it’s fasters den mes. Mes chases and chases and sum times mes almost gets it. Donts take longs before mes tuckereds out. Den dads says OK RIP dats nuffs. My hooman sister Brianne tooked a movie me playin

01/06/2023

Dads like watchin footsballs. He really likes the Ohio States Buttguys. He’s was watchin and olds game and mes was watching the funny ball. Tinks mes likes da buttguys tooz

05/04/2023

Todays dads was doin kalls of doodies. Wen dads games wuz obers mes comes ups so dads can gibs me scritchins. Sums udder dads and moms tinks mes cants be chills after dey meets mes. But here’s proofs mes pretty chills wen mes wants bes. See mes moobie belos.

26/03/2023

Dads wuz watchin the big TB todays and mes just chillaxins. Subenly dads says RIP RIP RIP lookies at da puppers! So mes opens mes lookies and ders puppers runnin backs and fords ona TB. Mes jumps ups and goes to the TB. WOW doz puppers fasts dez goes almost faster den mes lookies. Dat looks funner

25/03/2023

Mes wents on bery shorty ventur today. Just to go potties. It’s 60 blowy Rainey sidesways and mes wagger hole gets shots with the little ice balls. Boy not takes me long to goes potty! But it’s oks, as soon as mes gets all da ways back insides den mes shakes all the stuffs off mes. Dads says GREAT so mes tinks mes does gooder tings by shaking all the stuffs off mes.

21/03/2023

One of mes gooder tings to do is loookie ats dad. Mes watches the big TB tooz but if dad mobes a muscle mes liookies at him. Sumtimes mes tinks he’s mobes on purpose just to makes mes turns mes head. Its sos exaustin

19/03/2023

Mes likes Watchin the big TB. Sometimes I see moo puppers, or horsey puppers on da screan. Buts my gooder ones are the pupper shows like dis one.

Teen Barkley needs some help pulling the Subaru Crosstrek into the garage.

17/03/2023

Mes woked up dis mornin all citeds to goes outs and romps in the snowy likes yesturdays. Holy cowsers, mes goes outsides and its alls gones! What’s mes gonna dos for funs todays?

16/03/2023

Mes lubs da snows

16/03/2023

Dads was watchin the big TV todays and mes just looking at dads. He’s gots his talkie ting and tooked mes pictur

06/03/2023

Dis not a ventures but sum obversations. Dads says ders 2 kinds puppers like mes. One is a chill puppers and da udder has a rocket up da ass. Dad says mes gots a rocket. So mes been tryin chills out and dads says it’s working purdy wells until mes gets a visitors. So anysways, mes sits wif dads purdy wells now. Dads like plays Kalls of Doodies. He sits ina chairs by big TB and puts on some heary hole covers. Den he turns on da Kalls of Doodies. Mes really joys watchin dads plays. When da doodies starts it lookies like dads runnin but he just sits ina chairs. He gots a ting in his paws gots lots buttons. He pushes da buttons and da stuff happens in the TB. Sumtimes a stick comes up and little balls comes out and udder dads falls down. Sumtimes udder dads send little balls at dads and he falls down. Mes says GETS UP DADS! Sumtimes dads runs round corners and mes says DAD DAD DAD there’s udder dads hidin ina bushes. Mes gets cited when dad trows big ball and it splodes. Sumtimes dad gets out BIG sticks and sends BIG FIREY ball ina sky to hits the fly ting. Sumtin really funny is sumtimes udder dads thros big ball at dad. He tries not get hits by jerking sidesways ina chair. Dat never works. Ventuly the games stops and dads happy when he’s wins. I always no when da games ober. Mes looks at dads and dads looks mes then he scritches my nose and head and mes wagger goes by itself. Mes really joys watchin Kalls of Doodies. Ders always citement on the TB.

04/03/2023

Ok, sos member when mes tolds youz moms spent lots time in the bafrooms? Well sures nuffs, mes gots locked in the puppers prison and dey wents out. Deyz was GONES about a year befores dez comes back homes. Den the citements started up. Dads cake had a bunches of candles on it. After dads blowed dem outs I counted dem. Someting not ads ups. There was lots of candles and dads had to breathez 3 times till dey all goes out but cording to mes puppers cowender there shouldz be 462 candles on dads cakes. Ders was not 462 candles, if ders had 462 candles the house not be chilly likes it is. Mes tinks dads not tellin trufs bouts his olds. BUT GUESSES WATS? Dads cakes had chokilats in it so dads gots me my own puppers cakes to celbrates wif him. It was majik cakes! One minutes it was der den POOOOOFS it was gones! Somes da pieces of the cakes tryd escapes but mes licker nabbed dem befores deyz gets aways. Birfdays are lots citements.

03/03/2023

Todays dads birfdays. Sounds likes gonna be citements. Mes told dads to make sure to gets cakes wif outs chokilats so mes can haves big bites toos. Mes donts nos what all the big deals is but mes donts cares longs as mes gets mes chompers ina cakes. Mes tinks mes gonna be put in puppers jails agins todays cuz mom’s spending lots times in a baffroon. Ebrytimes moms spends lots times in dat room mes gets put in puppers jails and dey gos outs. Da ONLY good ting is dat mom usuly bringins me some little tastes wat she hads. Mes tells dads happy birfdays dads.

10/02/2023

Puppers updates on deez bones. If’n youz haz puppers dez will lubs deez bones. Mes been chews this bone for 3 sleeps. It’s still same sizes. Mes tries and tries but no needles breaks off. Dis bones occupies me for hours. Sumtin kinda funny happened first day. Mes chompin da bone and dad comes closer. All suddens mes growler comes on. First times I hears me growler. Dad walked away and it went off bys itselfs. Now mes knows ebryting going be oks so mes growler stays offs when dad comes bys. After a few hours, dads comes and puts me bones ups and mes ok wit dat. Bones people not gibe me free bones but I tells you anyways. These bones make dads, moms and puppers happys. You can gets them off internets heres. https://mikaandsammys.com/products/smoked-beef-marrow-bones/. Dey might seems spensive but mes tinks these long times choppers bones. Udder bones I tries dad takes aways because they gets danger needles.