Mick

06/12/2024

02/11/2024

Hola, bichachos! 😎

How about we have an educational post today? Mick the teacher, I like how it sounds. 😁
As you may already know, yours truly is romanian and proud of it! So I thought it would be fun to teach you some odd expressions we have.
Romanians have their own funny ways of expressing feelings or talk about different things, but most of the time these expressions are hard to understand if you are not a local and they also sound like nonsense. Guess every language has its unusual sayings, right?

Here’s a list of some funny Romanian expressions :

1. A Romanian is not “surprised”… his “face has fallen off” (I-a picat fața).

2. A Romanian didn’t just “do so much with so little”…he “made a whip out of sh*t” (Face din rahat bici).

3. A Romanian won’t “lose temper”…his “mustard will jump off” (Îi sare muștarul).



4. A Romanian hasn’t just “screwed up”…he “threw his boogers in the beans” (A dat cu mucii-n fasole).



5. A Romanian won’t “try to fool you”…he’ll “throw vapours at you” (Te aburește).



6. Nor will he “lie to you”… he’ll “sell you doughnuts” (Vinde gogoși).



7. A Romanian doesn’t “suddenly get it”… his “coin drops” (Îi pică fisa).



8. A Romanian is not “extremely tired”…he’s “cabbage.” His life is not “chaotic”… it’s “cabbage.” And his room is not “a complete mess”…it’s also “cabbage” (Varză).



9. A Romanian doesn’t simply deem an effort “useless”… he says it’s “a rub on a wooden leg” (Frecție la picior de lemn).



10. You don’t “drive a Romanian nuts”… you “take him out of his watermelons” (Îl scoți din pepeni).

11. This one is my all time favorite 😹
A romanian doesn't say "what the f**k". He will say "What my chickens!!" (Ce puii mei).

So do you have any funny expressions in your language? Feel free to share them with me.

Also, if you liked this post, I'll be back tomorrow with part 2. 😺

Hakuna Matata!! 😎

Hashtag what my chickens!!!
Hashtag I'm cabbage.

Mick has left the building. 😎

27/10/2024

Hola, bichachos! 😎
Missed me? 😅

So, guess who's birthday is today? Nope, not mine, unfortunately. It's my little humans birthday, four long years.

David, you little menace and the nightmare of my existence, I am beyound thrilled to have you in my life, forever grateful for my best memories of when I used to puke my hairballs in your crib, eat all your baby food or claw your stuffed animals.

And my dearest memory of them all, when I peed in your electric car so that I can claim it to be mine. And mine it is now.

Oh, what a walk down the memory lane! ❤️

Pff, excuse me, that was the catnip talking. Let's get serios now.
What I meant to say is:
Yaaay, guys, my little human turns 6 today and I am so very happy and thrilled and joyfull and grateful and lucky to have him in my life, he is my best friend forever, he is the salt to my coffee, the sugar to my diabetes, the Brutus to my Caesar, the alien to my Ripley, the lions to my gladiator, the one and only. I love you, you little pain in the ass! Keep the food coming my way always and forever! ❤️

I only have one question, tho'.
When do these lil humans move out of the house? Like, forever and ever?

Hakuna Matata!! 😎

Hashtag feeling blessed.
Hashtag we are family.
Hashtag best friends forever.

P.S - Wanna help with food for us, Catnip for me oe treats? Our paypal is -

https://paypal.me/MickPawsome?country.x=RO&locale.x=en_US

Anything will be much appreciated, thank you! ❤️
Almost all of pur rescues - me, Misha, Maia, masha, Motzi, Missy, Misty, Mango, Mura, Mara.

We are a handful, totally agree but...
As a famous song says.... NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVID! MAY YOU SAVE AS MANY STRAYS AS YOUR DUCKED UP PARENTS! 😁

23/09/2024

Hola, bichachitos!
Missed me? 😎

Who wants to go for a ride with me?
Beep, Beep, mothaf**khas! 😹😹😹

Yeah, so there's a saying in romanian how a bad thing never comes alone or something like that - The grandparents are coming next week. Big Momma (my human lady's mother) and her husband. Big Momma actually lives with us for two years now but she was gone to visit some family members for a week and I can't tell I missed her one bit. 😹
We have a love and hate relationship since our last adventure.

I got nothing against the grandfather, he is ok. He is not into cats so I don't have to hide from being touched by him, and he also has a thing to feed anything that breaths so he always gives me treats and human food, so I got that going for me.

On the other hand, there is Big Momma.

Remember my last adventure with her?
When she was supposed to take Big Ears to the vet to be shaved for her treatment and she decided to surprise my lady human and shaved her by herslef to save some money? And she confused her with me and left me bald?
Yeah, peachy. Imagine how I feel anytime she comes visit now.

But wait, there's more, bad things always come in pair, remember?

They will also bring the F**kminator. F**kminator is a 14 Year old yorkie.
For my new frens, F**kminator is the absolute horror.
It's like the predator, the terminator, Chucky, Annabelle and the creature from the blue lagoon had a baby. And the fairy godmother decided to bless that baby with an itch you know where. A constant one.
He humps everything. And by everything I mean flower pots, stuffed animals, toddlers, legs, me. ME!!!!!!
He is the absolute woke definition; No discrimination, doesn't care about gender, ethnicity, humans, dogs, cats, nada. He humps. That's it. That's all he knows and loves. I must say, in a way, I admire his determination. 😹

So, yeah, please pray for me. I'll need it.

Pictures with the F**kminator in the comments, for those who are curious to see him.

Hashtag hold my cojones. Oh, wait... 🥺
Hashtag yorkies are ducked up!!!
Hashtag I'll be back! I Hope. 😹

24/08/2024

Hola, bichachos!
Ok, so I really have to share this with you right now, so I don't forget about it, I promise you it's worth it, even if its not about yours truly.
😂
So my human lady had another one of her little stays in the hospital, just a few days, nothing to worry about, and the little human, David, had a surprise for her when she came back home - A portrait of her.

Watch out, bichachos, a new Picasso is rising!

Yeah, 💯 percent accurate, am I right? 😂

(more pictures in the comments)

Hasta la vista, bichachitos! 😎

16/08/2024

Hola, bichachos! 😎
Guess what memory came from two years ago? The one in which I end up bald for a few months, yeah. Priceless. Let me remind you! 🤭

OK, so I owe you a story.
For those of you who don't know what I am talking about, it's about me, my precious furr, and a trimmer or how those things used to shave us cats are called.

Anyway, so do you remember Mango, aka Big Ears? If you do, you also know we really look alike. Almost twins now that she grew up.
So she had a nasty rash last month that had to be treated. Nothing to worry about but she needed a shave so she could receive treatment.

So my human lady, who had some very busy days at the hospital, asked her mother to come and stay a few days and help her take care of the little human. (meanwhile she moved here, unfortunately 😂)
And she also asked her to take Big Ears to the vet so she can be shaved.
Yeah.
Her mother wanted to spare them some bucks and shave Big Ears herself at home.

Nothing out of the ordinary until now, right?

Ahahahaha. Bahahaha. Ha. Ha. Looney house here, remember?? 😂
So guess what big momma did, as I call grandma?!?! Exactly, yes.
Me.
She shaved me.
Me.
Fu***ng me!!!!!

And she proudly sent some pictures to my human lady after.
You can imagine the horror, the panick attack, the omfg moment my human had.
She was absolutely horrified, but the damage was done. I was bald, bichachos.
Bald and cojonesless. What can be worse than that???????? Nothing, I tell you.
Not even carmol could heal my prinde at that moment. 😂

So yeah, now I am bald. Well, actually not really bald, blad, as my hair started to grow a little since then but still...
So Mick the Bald Dick, yeah. 😂

Pictures in the comments as I won't ever, ever, ever post one in my feed of my bald cojonesless self.

Hakuna Matata!! 😎

Hashtag. Pride.
My pride is gone with the wind.

(Hola! I figured out how to set a PayPal account, this is my username there (my human lady)! Please send as gift :)
If you have any questions or want to check if it is me feel free to message me whenever you want!

We are in desperate need right now, or else, as you already know me, I would have not dare to ask for help... But we are really going throuh some rough patch...

Also, if you want to send us cat or dog food, we will gladly give our address, we have nothing to hide! We are based in Romania and you can order it from Zooplus, it is a trusted site here!

Revolut - 0040723871992

We will also try to have a Go Fund Me but it will take time, as this service is not available where we are from (Romania).
Thank you so, so much !
https://paypal.me/MickPawsome?country.x=RO&locale.x=en_US

Bad to the bone.

12/08/2024

Hola, bichachos!!! Long post ahead so be warned! 🤭

Bichachos, omg!!! OMG!!!!!
36.000!!! I cannot believe it!!!

Why? No, really, why? 😹😹

Why would you follow an ugly, cojonesless, grumpy cat who swears like a sailor and mocks everything and everyone? Guess you're all a little crazy, just like me. 😹

Joke aside, I am speechless. Never thought I'd get here. Not in a milion years, to be honest.
Let me tell you how it all started. Buckle up, long rambling coming.

More then four years ago, my human lady lost her first soul kitty due to a heart condition. She was devastated and the only thing she could think about helping her cope was to adopt another cat.

So she found an add with kittens in need of a home. Six sisters.
She knew she will get another girl, she looked at the pictures and she chose my sister, Misha, who looked exactly like the one they lost.
Went to pick her up and there I was - Grumpy, irritated and constipated. No, really, I was constipated. Will get back to that soon.

Ok, so she saw me and it was love at first sight. But she already talked with the humans there about taking my sister and was not sure she was ready for two little kittens, she was worried she is not ready to open her heart again for one kitty, let alone two, so long story short, she left with Misha.

Buuuut, she couldn't stop thinking about me. She told my human dad about me, he said take her (her, yes, will talk about this later too), so six days later she was back.
She was sure I wouldn't be there anymore but she had to try.
And there I was, waiting.
Six kittens, every one of them adopted except yours truly. Why? Because I was ugly. And proud of it. And constipated, yeah.
And that was it.
Finally had my furrever home, I saw these two bichachos and the toddler and I knew we were made for each other, they were the loonies I needed.
But wait, there's more. 😹

So remember the constipated part? Turns out I had worms. And gas. And anxiety and so on. All good now, of course.

Also, she was convinced I was a girl.
The vet was convinced I was a girl.
The humans from where she got me advertised me as a girl. They even named me Mika.
Until one day when, trying to get me to take my vitamins, she put me in her lap, belly up and cojones in the air. Imagine the shock. The horror. She then looked at my pictures and realised those nuts were there, in every single shot. 😹😹😹😹😹😹

I'll post a picture from before they realised I am Mick and not Mika, just so you see how ducked up they are. How could they miss THOSE BIG NUTS?!?!?!

Anyhow, so she started this page, doing what most of the cat people out there do. Posting pictures of cute cats.

Except that she could hardly take cute pictures with me. 100 shots, 99 grumpy, angry and sour, 1 nice picture to post.
So she said "duck it, I'm going to post him like he is", no sugar coating.
And so, this page became her safe heaven. A place to laugh, joke, and practice all that swear words she learned from watching too many cop shows and horror movies. Before she knew it, she was only posting pictures with yours truly.
But it was not until January, three years ago, when she realised what this page means to her. She received the bad news that she has the C word and things were pretty rough. What was supposed to be the happiest time of her life turned into the worst time of her life. But this page, writing here, laughing with you, bichachos, helpes her through her hospital stays, her bad days, her biopsies, it truly became her safe space.

So thank you! Each and every one of you, thank you for being here, laughing with us, sharing your lives with us, your stories, your pets. It means the world to her and me!

Thank you for sharing our posts and memes, for liking, commenting, all these things help us a lot! ❤️

And I will always be here to put a smile on your face everday! ❤️

P. S. Last, but not least, I want to thank me for being such a great cat with an amazing personality. Not to mention my amazing social skills. ❤️

Cheers, bichachos, here's to many more! ❤️

You can still help us on PayPal and Revolut (link in comments) or ask for our adress to send us food from Zooplus, if you would like to, we are still in need of a little help :)

If send us on PayPal, please send as gift :)
If you want to send us cat or dog food, we will gladly give our address, we have nothing to hide! We are based in Romania and you can order it from Zooplus, it is a trusted site here!

Revolut - 0040723871992

Thank you so, so much !

https://paypal.me/MickPawsome?country.x=RO&locale.x=en_US

(many of you asked for our adress but we only received one package so far, so please write us if you already sent so we can contact them and ask them about the orders)

P. S. Don't forget about my cojones. Just look at this picture, taken before they realised I'm a dude, and tell me you cant see them!!! 😹😹😹
Like, helloooooo, what where they thinking I have there???? Ovaries????

Hasta la vista, bichachos! 😎

Hashtag Mick the D*ck.
Hashtag kneel before me.
Hashtag father without cojones.

Don't forget to check my stories, I post there every day.

Also, my Facebook group Friends of Mick 😺 ,insta at .pawsome, where we can get to know each other better and you can share pictures of your furry friends! ❤️

10/08/2024

Hola, bichachos, It's that time of the month again.

No, not my menstruation, you duckers! 😹
But that time to repost my favorite post ever, the one in which I thank you all for hitting another milestone, 36.000 bichachitos here!!
To celebrate, I will even post a rare picture with me all dressed up and fancy. 😹

OMFG Yaaaayyyy!!! 🎉

I am so very happy, thrilled, excited, overwhelmed, you got the point.

First of all, I want to thank ME for being such a wonderful cat with such an amazing personality. And good looking, of course.

Second, I want to thank ME for resisting the urge to slap someone in the face. With a chair.

Third, but not least, I want to thank whoever invented catnip. Bro, you're a legend.😁

Mates, don't ever forget, cojones or no cojones, you can do it!!!
Just look at lil old me, cojonesless, even furless at one time, ugly as f**k but still riding on high horses!!! 😹

Oh, and how could I forget to give thanks to the most important people in my life...
No, not my humans, but my haters!!!
I would definitely not be here without receiving at least one message a day telling me how ugly, rude, insensitive or stupid I am.
So thank you for keeping me motivated!!!

P. S. My cojones. I wouldn't be here without you. Gone but never forgotten.

Cheers, bichachos, I love you each and every one of you! ❤️

Hakuna Matata!! 😎

Hashtag Mick the Di*k.
Hashtag single dad.
Hashtag dad body.

Hakuna matata!

P. S. Do I need to explain what Carmol is, or you bichachos know already? 😅😁