Mick

13/01/2024

Hola, bichachos!
Long rambling ahead, so feel free to skip it and be back tomorrow for my usual meme.

This post will be about my lady human and her 2 year Cancerversary.

Two years ago today her life was about to be changed forever. She was in her early thirties, pregnant with her second child, healthy and happy. Very, very happy.

Yes, she had days when she felt dizzy, some strange bruises, some night cold sweats, she was feeling tired but she had a good explanation for everything; not enough sleep, being clumsy, not eating enough, everything had a good motive. Until it didn't...

With all the cov*d thing, she skipped her annual check ups for two years, so now, being pregnant, she had a check up with her doctor and some blood work Done. It was just routine.
And then came the phone. That phone that no one wants to get - Something is wrong, please go to a hospital immediately.
So she went to the nearest one, where they took a look at her results and sent her to another one.
And then another one.
And another one.
Five hospitals later, she finally had an answer.

Leukemia.

If she had waited one more month, she would have not been here anymore.
And then it all became dizzy.
Days, weeks, months, a long hospital stay, the loss of her baby, treatments, loneliness and pain.
Due to covid, she was not allowed visitors and that was so hard. Being alone there, having to go through it all alone, it kills you.
Losing your child, being told you have 5 years but it can be more, or less, it can be 10 years or 10 months, no one can tell. It's just luck, I guess. Or bad luck. It makes you want to live, you know? Ok, she had it hard. Ok, she has to get chemo pills each day, hospital stays every month. But still, she has David, her son, at home, our human dad, Big Momma, me, Lil S**t, Big Ears, Misha, Masha, Maia, Misty, KFC, the ducked one (yeah, the one Big Momma feed by the bottle), the black one (no name yet 😅) you bichachos, here.
She lost a world but she still has a world that's waiting for her home. She has a lot to be grateful for.

And she will make it a Happy Cancerversary.

Not about what she lost but about what she has. A milestone. She made it to another milestone. Another year with David, another year with us.
Yes, nothing will ever be the same again.
Yes, she had to adjust to the new her, nausea, hair loss, fragile bones, fragile everything.
But she is here and that is what matters the most. Cheers to that one more year and many more to come!

Bichachos, please get your blood tests done regularly, screenings, anything. There is nothing more important than health, not even money, nothing. Take care of you so you can take care of your loved ones. They need you!

To all the cancer patients out there, please remember we are not victims. We are fighters!! Survivors!! We are more than our cancer and our cancer does not define us. We are strong and we can make it! And we will make it. ❤️

Thank you all for everything, I love you, bichachos!
Take care!

P. S. Duck cancer!!!

12/01/2024

26/12/2023

Ho, Ho, Ho! 😁

mai activi fani

25/12/2023

Merry Christmas! ❤️

For my long time frens only, read further on your own risk. 😅

Merry KissMyAss, bichachos! Mick is back and ready to put a smile on your face everday!!!

Actually, no, "Mick is back" is so basic and
impersonal, I don't feel it, nope. I tried but no, that's not me. Let me try again.

The FU***NG KING is back, bichachos!!! Where's the BOOZE???? 😂

Missed me? 😁

mai activi fani

10/09/2023

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking i could never live with all these hoomans by my side
But then all this pandemic came and they wouldn't leave the house
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along

Oh, I will survive
As long as I know how to run and hide, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my hiss to give
And I'll survive
I will survive, hey, hey!

Hola, bichachos! Like my sweet little poem? 😅 You sang it, am I right? 😂
Have a purrfect Sunday!!!!

P. S.
Updates on our new family member tonight. (In about 7 hours, that is)
Don't know who our new family member is? Check my latest posts on my profile!
😁

Hasta la vista, bichachos! 😎

Hakuna Matata!! 😺😎

01/09/2023

Hola, bichachos! I am back.

Mamma's home so you'll get more of me starting from today.

Yep, my human lady is ok, long story short - Duck cancer. That's all, folks!

Ahahah, just kiddin.
You think my human lady returning home has been uneventful? Ahahahaha. Hahahahah. The you don't know my human father. 🤭

So it's starting to turn into a pattern already -
Human lady goes to the hospital, comes back home, p**f, new family member.
It was Misty, then KFC, and now it's... A thing, don't really know how to call IT yet.
And yes, KFC is good. Huuuge now.
Misty is good too she already feels like home.

The New thing, on the other hand... Horrible. Just Horrible.. It's like there's another baby in the house.
I mean, I barely survived David's first year but now it's just too much. 😂😂😂
Here's a video of me and IT.
My human dad found her in the garbage bin near the supermarket in our area. IT was barely 10 days then, now IT is about 3 weeks or so.

But, to be honest, I loved what my human dad told our human lady about her-
"I think you need her more than she needs you". He was right, as always. He rarely is right but now I was left speechless. Yep. Me, speechless, go figure.

Will be back tomorrow with more pictures and videos, we have plenty.

So, bichachos, meet this thing. I don't know what it is yet, a boy a girl, no idea. What I know, tho, is that I am a father again. Without cojones and without consent.

You know my motto, life's tough, bichachos, get a helmet!!!

Video in this post, pictures in another post. Will copy/paste this text and add it to the pictures too, because we all know Zucky hates showing my videos so most of you will only see the pictures post. So go in my profile and check for the video too, oke?

Hugs, bichachos!
Missed you all!
Also, check my comments if you wanna see Misty aka Pirate.

I will also post KFC in the comments, but the videos are from one month ago, my human lady has no New ones with him in her phone, will get some tomorrow.
Hugs!!!!!

01/09/2023

Hola, bichachos! I am back.

Mamma's home so you'll get more of me starting from today.

Yep, my human lady is ok, long story short - Duck cancer. That's all, folks!

Ahahah, just kiddin.
You think my human lady returning home has been uneventful? Ahahahaha. Hahahahah. The you don't know my human father. 🤭

So it's starting to turn into a pattern already -
Human lady goes to the hospital, comes back home, p**f, new family member.
It was Misty, then KFC, and now it's... A thing, don't really know how to call IT yet.
And yes, KFC is good. Huuuge now.
Misty is good too she already feels like home.

The New thing, on the other hand... Horrible. Just Horrible.. It's like there's another baby in the house.
I mean, I barely survived David's first year but now it's just too much. 😂😂😂
Here's a video of me and IT.
My human dad found her in the garbage bin near the supermarket in our area. IT was barely 10 days then, now IT is about 3 weeks or so.

But, to be honest, I loved what my human dad told our human lady about her-
"I think you need her more than she needs you". He was right, as always. He rarely is right but now I was left speechless. Yep. Me, speechless, go figure.

Will be back tomorrow with more pictures and videos, we have plenty.

So, bichachos, meet this thing. I don't know what it is yet, a boy a girl, no idea. What I know, tho, is that I am a father again. Without cojones and without consent.

You know my motto, life's tough, bichachos, get a helmet!!!

Video in this post, pictures in another post. Will copy/paste this text and add it to the pictures too, because we all know Zucky hates showing my videos so most of you will only see the pictures post. So go in my profile and check for the video too, oke?

Hugs, bichachos!
Missed you all!!!

I will also post KFC in the comments, but the videos are from one month ago, my human lady has no New ones with him in her phone, will get some tomorrow.
Hugs!!!!!

19/08/2023

Hola, bichachos!!!!
Check my stories, mamma is coming home!!!!
Told ya I'll be back, right? 😂 ❤️❤️❤️

09/08/2023

Please keep us in your thoughts, bichachos!

We had some very rough weeks but things are starting to finally get better.
We all miss our human lady and we have faith she will be back with us soon.

Never forget - What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
❤️🙏

*human father here*

P. S. Duck cancer!!!!

15/06/2023

Hola, bichachos!!! Missed me? 😁
Trigger warning - Long post ahead.

So my human lady is in sooo many Facebook groups as she likes to scroll and read when she can't sleep because of the fu***ng can*er treatments and long stays in the hospital. And she must share this one post with you, bichachos.
So a random girl posted in this girls only Facebook group called " I'm telling everyone" how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to break into her apartament when she wasn't her home and steal the cat they'd adopted together, but then he denied having done this and she didn't really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn't let her come into his place and look for it.
And then another girl saw this post in that group and she knew her ex boyfriend, and she was like "girl, I used to hook up with him back in the day and I still have his number. If you want, I'll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat is there." And the girl that posted was like "God, yes!!!!"
So this other woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him to Netflix and chill, siad she was on her period but she will make it up to him next time, slept there and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT.
like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman's cat back.
Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up home girl like " I got the goods. Where you wanna meet?".
And then the two of them posted a photo of then together with the cat to the group.
Halelujah!!!!!!

Yes, KFC is still alive. Will post pictures and videos on my stories tomorrow. She got huuuge!!!!
Misty finally gets a long good with everyone in the house.

As my human lady was gone again for two weeks, my human dad got another family member. But he swears to God this one will only be a foster until she gets on her feet and then he will find a family for her. Will tell you all about it tomorrow, but I will let you guess what animal it is this time. Cat, dog, mouse, parrot, goose, duck? Take a wild guess, bichachos! 😹😹😹

Will also be back with updates from while I was MIA tomorrow, bare with me, bichachos.

Hakuna Matata!!! 😎

Mick the Dick.

19/05/2023

Hola, bichachitos!!
Trigger warning- long post ahead.
It also involves cra*p. A lot of cra*p.
Read further at your own risk. 😁

Ok. So now, looking back at these past two weeks, my human lady thinks that the hospital stay wasn't that bad after all.
Nah, joking. But, daaaayum, bichachos!!!

KFC (the goose, read my previous post if you don't know what I'm talking about) is a hand full. Non-stop po*o. She even takes a sh*it as she walks through the garden. Or when she sleeps. Who knew a goose can make such a mess? 😂 😂 😂
But really, how is this possible?! She is sooo tiny and still... Too much, I swear. 🤣
But wait, there's more.

So Lil S**t (Motzi) wants to eat her.
No way we can befriend those two, we tried everything. Nope. All he sees is a walking dinner. Or breakfast. So we have to keep them separated. Lock Motzi in the house, take the goose out. Bring the goose back in the house, take Motzi out.
Fortunately, Maia (the cocker) accepts her. Us, the cats, well me, Mango, Misha and Masha don't give a duck about her.
As for Misty (the new commer cat) that's another story. KFC too. We are KFC too for her, so we got that going for us, what can I say. 😹😹
Well, we, the rest of the cats, are not really KFC for her; you know I like to exagerate, but I swear she thinks she is the lion and we are the gladiators. And our house is the collosseum. She has been for a good while on the streets and it shows. Tough cookie.

Anyway, besides Mango, who is in attack mode since she came, we totally ignore her. She is still separated from us, we are in the living room for now and she is upstairs.
But whenever my humans open the living room door, Mango goes all Prison Break and escapes and runs upstairs to greet Misty.
As consequence, my humans are full of scratches from trying to separate them and Misty hates us all.
And whenever my human lady tries to get her to know us, one by one, in a different room, she wants to attack us. Maybe that's Mango's fault, don't know.

Anyway, who has time to think about cancer, health issues, money, kindergarten, toddler's tantrums, anything else?
Not my human lady, that's for sure. 🤣🤣🤣

My humans decided to raise the goose and then send her to Big Momma, it's really too much for them at the moment and there she will have a big yard, a pond, 3 ducks and some chickens to keep her company. And the F**kminator, of course. No worries, in one month or so she will be bigger than him. 😁
Now let's just pray they can take her there when the time is right, knowing them, it will be very hard.

Yeah, so busy week, yes. On the other hand, guess who loves me???
Zucky, bichachos, Zucky loves me!!!
He gave me the option to receive stars to buy me some catnip, but I think they can only be send when I post videos and reels. And how my human lady sucks at those, guess who won't get a penny? Nada, zero. Yep, me.
Life's good. 😹

Hakuna Matata!!!

P. S. Pictures and videos with the goose, with the new commer, Misty, and yours truly in the comments and on my stories.

P. S. 2. Please, pray for our humans so they can manage to befriend us all. Or at least us the cats and Misty. Oh, Lord, have mercy!!!!

Mick out.

13/05/2023

Hola, bichachos!!!! 😎
I have a big announcement to make, yaaaaay!!!
Ummm, no, I am not pregnant. 😅

So, guess whose birthday is today? 😁
Yep, yours truly turns three today.
Three years since I blessed Earth with my presence. You're welcome, human kind.
I was born on the 13th, I know, seems appropriate. 😂
Off to celebrate big time, got my catnip and many, many treats! Only thing missing? You guessed it, CARMOL!!! 😹

Hakuna Matata!! 😎

Hashtag I am the King of the world.
Hashtag Mick the D*ck.
Hashtag send me some carmol. Or 1 milion dollars, that's fine too. 😹

P. S. I also have a smaller announcement to make. So my human dad went to the market today and came back home with what you will see in my stories. I will also post videos in comments. My human lady strongly believes she must not let him get out of the house again. Ain't she right? 😂
(he said he couldn't help it when he saw it there, in a box, with no food or water and he bought it without thinking about what's next.)

And no, she/he will not end up in a plate. Let's call her/him another pet.
Also, please pray for Motzi to accept this new pet and not see it as KFC. If you know what I mean! 😹😹😹😹
As for me, I smelled it, peed on it a little and moved on.

04/05/2023

Hola, bichachos! 😎
So the horror happened. I went outside today. Loved it, yes. Never been happier. NOT!!!!

Hashtag what a wonderful life.
Hashtag kill the birds. All of them.
Hashtag catnip, catnip everywhere!
Hashtag poo in the grass- checked.

PS - As for my meme post the other day, about conspira*y theories, bichachoooooooos!!! Chill!!
I am a cat, my favorite conspira*y theories are that the cats secretly rule the world, that we are still little Gods and we deserve to be worshiped like they did in the ancient Egypt and that if I puke on the carpet meowliens will come and take me to be their ruler.
In no way do I want to start a fight with my memes. I joke. A lot, as a matter of fact. God, I miss those days when a joke was just a joke and everyone used to laugh at them. Now, it seems like everyone is offended by anything. But what do I know? I am a simple cat, after all. Meow. Feed me.

P. S 2. We decided to name the newcommer Misty in honour of a dear friend of us who lost her Misty a few months ago. Hugs, dear Judy! ❤️

I will post new video and pics with Misty in comments and in my stories. ❤️

Hakuna Matata!! 😎

01/05/2023

Hola, bichachos!
Trigger warning - long post ahead. So if you are here for the memes, hit like at the cute kitty and come back tomorrow. 😁

As promised, back with some new info.
So we have a new family member, a new cat to be more precisely. As I already mentioned, my human lady had a longer stay in the hospital so we were left with the human dad, the toddler and Big Momma joined to help.
Yeah, I was thrilled to have her here again, especially since she always brings the F**kminator and I missed being hu**ed so fricking bad. NOT.
Anyhow, so one day my human dad came back from the store with a cat. That's our dad, he can't help it.
So you know the drill, they find stray cats or dogs, bring them back home, look if they are missing and then they plan to find them good homes. Yep, I know what that means, she stays. Yep, it's a she, at least that's what the vet says but we all remember how I was a she for half a year, riiight? Tho she is older than that, about 6 or 7 months so he might be right. We shall see.
She has been with us for about a week now, and she hid for three or four days, not a social butterfly, I understand and respect that, same here.
So on friday my human lady came back home and imagine the huuuge surprise she had, she didn't know about her, human dad wanted to be a surprise and a surprise it was. While he was gone to pick her up and bring her home, Big Momma left the bedroom door open ( forgot to mention that that's where the new cat stays for now, sleeping with him until she gets used to us and the home), and the next thing you know everyone was in a biiig fight. Hissing, barking, curtains on the floor, flower pots destroyed, it was a general mess. That's when we all met her. Poor little thing, she met 4 cats and two dogs in one minute. But let me tell you something, she kicked our asses biiig tine. We are indoor cats and she lived on the streets so far and it shows. Even the F**kminator ran in tears from her!🤣
It was like Doctor Lecter met the happy tree friends or something like that.

Anyway, so Big Momma fixed the mess, closed the door, tried to calm us all down and here comes my human lady, expecting us to be so very happy to see her. And we all start hissing at her the moment she enters the door. All but the dogs, the F**kminator hu**ed her leg and Maia licked her hands so she got that going for her, yep. Never had a better laugh, that's what she says.

Neverthless to mention that she too was very happy to have another cat, especially since she reminds them of our beloved Pippa.
Will add some pictures with her in the comments and on my stories.
She had an eye infection untreated for too long, unfortunately, so she has a smaller eye and problems with that eye. The vet says she will be ok but the damage done to that eye might be permanent, we shall see after the treatment ends.

No name for her yet, tho, my human lady wanted to ask you for help, as you already know she has a thing with "M's" and we all are M': Mick, Misha, Masha, Mango (Big Ears), Maia, Mozart asa Motzi ( Lil S**t).
So please help her find a name for her.

As for me, I already have a nickname for her, of course. It's Pirate. Or Hungry Eyes.Do i need to explain why? 😁

28/04/2023

Hola, bichachos!!!
I ducking missed you so very much!!!

Unfortunately, my human lady had a pretty long stay in the hospital, the longest so far, but we are baaaaack!!!
Don't ever forget that I will always be back, because she is a tough cookie. And also because the world needs my dark humour, right??😁
Thank you all so very much for your concern, for your well wishes, your messages and love, I appreciate and love each and every one of you, bichachos!
Starting from tomorrow we will be back to my usual grumpy and funny posts, I have so much to tell you about. Big Momma, another cat in the house, the F**kminator, so much has happend while my lady human was gone. Yeah, of course Big Momma was here to help take care of the toddler. Yeah, of course she brought the F**kminator. Yeah, of course he tried to hump the s*it outta me!! 🤣

But, no matter what happens, I will always be back, ok? Pinky promise! ❤️

Also, the Friends of Mick 😺 group is back on!

Duck cancer!!!!!

Love ya all! (except Big Momma, the F**kminator and the new cat in the house but that's a story for another day! 😅)

Hashtag guess who's back!
Hashtag Mick the D*ck
Hashtag missed me? 😁

08/03/2023

Happy International Women's Day to all the ladies! ❤️

I want to remind all of the women to be united as one big voice and one incredible strength to protect all the vulnerable and innocent women and children.
I also want to remind women how incredible we all are, how mighty and strong we all are and how we are allowing ourselves to be heard in our own truth and our own voice coming forward.
It is incredible to see the way women across the world are being united as one front in these terrible days for humanity. ❤️🙏

Stay safe!

Blessings, Mick the D*ck 😺

27/02/2023

Hola, bichachos! 😎

It's that time of the month again.

No, not my menstruation, you duckers! 😹
But that time to repost my favorite post ever, the one in which I thank you all for hitting another milestone, 35.000 bichachitos here!!
To celebrate, I will even post a rare picture with me all dressed up and fancy. 😹

OMFG Yaaaayyyy!!! 🎉

I am so very happy, thrilled, excited, overwhelmed, you got the point.

First of all, I want to thank ME for being such a wonderful cat with an amazing personality. And good looking, of course.

Second, I want to thank ME for resisting the urge to slap someone in the face. With a chair.

Third, but not least, I want to thank whoever invented catnip. Bro, you're legend.😁

Mates, don't ever forget, cojones or no cojones, you can do it!!!
Just look at lil old me, cojonesless, even furless at one time, ugly as f**k but still riding on high horses!!! 😹

Oh, and how could I forget to give thanks to the most important people in my life...
No, not my humans, but my haters!!!
I would definitely not be here without receiving at least one message a day telling me how ugly, rude, insensitive or stupid I am.
So thank you for keeping me motivated!!!

P. S. My cojones. I wouldn't be here without you. Gone but never forgotten.

Cheers, bichachos, I love you each and every one of you! ❤️

Hakuna Matata!! 😎

Hashtag Mick the Di*k.
Hashtag single dad.
Hashtag dad body.

Hakuna matata!

P. S. Do I need to explain what Carmol is, or you bichachos know already? 😅😁

23/02/2023

Hola, bichachos!

I'm feeling a little nostalgic today so here's a picture of me from my Gotcha Day!
Or my Adoptaversary, as my humans call it.
I can't even pronounce that. Bet they can't either! 😹😹😹

Anyway, you can see I was absolutely thrilled, so very happy and grateful.
From the moment I saw those crazy duckers, I mean wonderful lovely humans, I knew we are a match made in heaven.
We just clicked, you know? It was that magic moment like you see in the movies, me in slow motion running from them, running towards them I mean. I knew they are the ones. The ones whose lives I'm going to screw for the rest of mine.
But hey, almost three years later and I am still here so I got that going for me. They are either angels or psychos like me but who cares, right? 😅

Soo, got any pictures with your little demons, I mean your little bundles of joy, from their adoption day? Bring them on, my lady human has been feeling under the weather these days and whats best than cats and dogs pictures to cheer us up, right? Nothing to worry about, I am taking good care of her.

Felt really generous today and only woke her up at 6 am for my usual butt on face thing. Yeah, Facebook, don't block me again, nothing weird here, I like sleeping on her pillow and sometimes I end up on her face. With my butt. 😹

Hakuna Matata!! 😎

Hashtag just în case I get blocked again - Oops, I did it again.
Hashtag kneel before me.
Hashtag now that I think about it, "butt on face thing" does sound weird. Oh well.

P. S. COJONES!!!!

Mick has left the building. 😎

21/02/2023

Cat's slogan.