19/04/2021
Are you missing some s***k?
Feel like you're in a funk?
Attitude need a jolt?
Look no further, my name's C**t!!!
*disclaimer: c**t is a good dog. He is not destructive and he IS housetrained. This post is meant to be humorous :) *
Now, I don't want to brag, but I've got a few special skills:
⚖ I'm a little guy, short, only 45ish lbs. Perfect size!
🏃♂️ I can help you reach your step count! I'm working on my leash manners, you can help me practice.
🏡 I'll help you keep the house clean. When I get excited I ti**le a little. Your swiffer will get tons of use!
🧸 I've got an eye for re-decorating. Plush toys, couch pillows, all the same thing and ready for some shredding!
🙉 I live in a judgment free zone. I've got some scars on my legs from my life before rescue, but I won't judge you as long as you don't judge me! Unless you're a cat. Not a fan of cats.
💤 I will always support mental health days. I'm a PRO at snuggling. Hope you allow dogs on the couch. I'm coming up, invited or not.
🔥 When it comes to dog friends, I'm strictly a lady's man.
**t