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Naughty treats for good dogs. From me little ShedQuarters by the sea on the Fylde coast. GB1932668

14/11/2024

for the Algo Gods- that time me and Honey dressed as jam butties for with Aunty Social and Stuart Semple.

Photos that aren’t sh*te: Elizabeth Gomm

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12/11/2024

For a good time, scan:

Thing is though it means sod all when yer seeing it on a phone.

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11/11/2024

Not only has Zuko won this week’s Sh*tty Prize Challenge, but his mum will be getting this mediocre edit, printed out on a slightly higher quality of photo paper. No frame, only fame. For all 7 people that will see this. 👍🏻

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11/11/2024

Be careful what you wish for. Being a stay at home dog mum is a bit sh*t.

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10/11/2024

Friginel, I remember why I stopped doing the Sh*tty Prize Challenges now - absolute ballache this...BUT ANYWAY...big thank you to everyone that's given this week's challenge a go - some of you can't bloody read though and didn't put a headline, so I don't think you should win- but it's not up to meeee- the one with the most reacts - likes, laughs or loves will win a little Goodboy or Goodgirl magazine cover!

Votes will be taken across the facey page and Insta stories - I did say till 10pm tonight but frig that it's taken me that long to upload these bastids- we've got until 1pm tomorrow. Weyyyy.

Share the frig out of it - because to be fair, it's all a ploy just to get more engagement for the Algo Gods...thanks tra.

09/11/2024

Have a mooch on the previous post. Can’t be arsed writing it all out again, but need to post summat for the Algo Gods 👍🏻

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08/11/2024

**WIN** BasicBxtch’s Sh*tty Prize Challenge!

💩 Fancy your own little Goodboy/Goodgirl magazine cover? Then gerron this: over the weekend, when you get a minute, comment below with a photo of yer dog, along with a headline to describe them- for example, I’d put- Frenchie discovers hidden treasures in the cat litter tray’.

💩 7pm Sunday eve, I’ll stick all entries both from Facey and Insta in an album, and the one with the most reactions (Likes, laughs and loves) will win the sh*tty prize!

💩 Winner announced Sunday night about 10ish, probs.

💩 Could you just make one of these yerself on Canva without all the friggin about on here? Probably. But could you be arsed? Probably not.

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07/11/2024

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This to appease the Algo Gods, I thought I’d share a few photos- before the B*llock Lolly- there was burlesque!

I either go on about this too much, or not enough- but I loved, and hated doing these.😅 Long story short, was f*cked over by someone I trusted- I went to sh*t, and now I shove tezzers on sticks.

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05/11/2024

Don’t be a d*ck- remove the stick! You might be into choking, but yer dog deffo isn’t...
B*llock Lolly - best enjoyed unhinged. Both jaw, and mental stability.

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04/11/2024

I’ve got about 750 photos of me and Frenchie from the other week, so just going to sl*g them about on here for this sh*te for the algorithm.

However, I am not her ‘mama’, mum’, ‘mam’, or any other maternal variation. I am her victim. 😅 the scars are both emotional and physical 😅

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02/11/2024

Reckon I might start a weekly ‘Saturday setback’ -sharing the knockbacks you get as a little micro business selling tezzers shoved on sticks 😅👍🏻

Can anyone guess the word? 👀💀

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01/11/2024

I was meant to drop off some signage and sh*t to Aunty Social today, just to show potential buying babes that the T*tty Bars while safe for human consumption, are meant for yer dog.
However, the joys of life behind the scenes (it’s not *that* exciting and is mainly me just can’t be arsed) I’ll have to stick this on, just to show that some effort was made 👀

PS: if you don’t see me again on here, it’s because I’ve been taken in for questioning and me hard drive checking after making the photo of Resident BasicBxtch, Honey.

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29/10/2024

Might have to contact United Utilities and ask them can I cap the water bill, because three showers today and I’m still getting whiffs. 😅

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29/10/2024

Swear to Christ, I don’t know how these insta dog mums do it 😅 Finally sort of got an alright photo, to show you (if you didn’t know already) how effing boss Debbie at Dogtastic Bandanas is! I put in a little extra order of Rug Munchers, and she’s spoiled me with a sh*tload of these! 😍

There’s a brill little sale going on at Dogtastic at the minute- so go get yer name down...

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28/10/2024

Gunna do one of those w*nky Mondays things- shurrup I know I look like an over enthusiastic pickle 👍🏻

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27/10/2024

Am I fixating on sh*t that doesn’t really matter, to avoid getting stuck into the stuff that really needs working on? 👀

Is this good or nah? Main bit and original bit is - then I’ve butchered it with Canva- does it look like professional fancy posh? Or sh*te?

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23/10/2024

Been trimming me p***s today.

The ones on me b*llocks. For B*llock Lollies.

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Medication is finally starting to kick in, meaning that I’ve been able to spend near on a full day in the ShedQuarters. This one has spent most of it raging, because I haven’t spent the usual afternoon with her, crying on the couch. 😅😈🖤🐶#basicbxtch #naughtytreatsforgooddogs #selfemployed #workfromhome #microbusiness #mentalhealth #frenchbulldog #frenchie #platinumfrenchie #underbite

Be careful what you wish for. Being a stay at home dog mum is a bit sh*t. 😈🖤🐶 #basicbxtch #naughtytreatsforgooddogs #dogtreats #stayathomedogmum #dogmum #workfromhome #frenchie #frenchbulldog #velcrodog

All feedback gratefully received. 👍🏻 😈🖤🐶 #basicbxtch #naughtytreatsforgooddogs #dogtreats #funnydogtreats #customerfeedback

Even though I look like a fat baldy feller from the EDL, the fact that this happened today will prove otherwise...fat baldy EDL fellers don’t have fannies...😈🖤🐶#basicbxtch #naughtytreatsforgooddogs #selfemployed #microbusiness #dentist

Do us a solid and get me some engagement by commenting on what the scariest, most terrifying thing about having dogs? Don’t be morbid and say them being dead. But yeah here’s me Halloween post for the Algo.Gods. 👍🏻😈🖤🐶#basicbxtch #naughtytreatsforgooddogs #halloween #howloween

Not as good as a BasicBxtch B*llock Lolly, but still 👀👀😂💓Frenchie’s first ice cream at the beach- with only minimal gastrointestinal upset 👍🏻#icecream #mrwhippy #frenchbulldog #frenchie #platinumfrenchies

To all me independent business babes- who fancy some extra b*llocks. Got a new order coming in soon and the price of the f*ckers has gone up by 25%ish which is absolutely mental- so if yer fancy a bag for Xmas I’ve got one left before I need to look at me pricing. Or hang around cow fields...actually where do they keep the bulls?😈🖤🐶#basicbxtch #naughtytreatsforgooddogs #rawdogtreats #costofliving #specialoffer

We were out the other night, having a mooch around the #lightpoolfestival with our Reclaim Blackpool Map ‘Good Boy!’ Women’s dog walking group. In the Fylde coast and want to join us? Just DM to get the WhatsApp group details. If you don’t have a dog but just fancy the company, feel free to borrow one of ours! 😂👍🏻#reclaimblackpool #reclaimblackpoolmap #reclaimthestreets #wonenempoweringwomen #wonenempowerment #blackpool #basicbxtch #dogwalk

Tar to everyone who came to tonight’s walk with Reclaim Blackpool Map! Will shove photos/videos on when I can be arsed, but for now, enjoy this sh*t clip of me thinking this would look like a Hollywood sci blockbuster with a couple of the dogs in 😅#lightpool #lightpoolfestival #blackpoolilluminations #reclaimblackpool #reclaimblackpoolmap #basicbxtch #goodboy #dogwalk

That’s toothpaste, not calcified jizz. Shurrup anyway I’m struggling with me mental health but at least I’ve started to brush me teeth again. 👍🏻No orders to frig about with today, so this is me now, rotting with the dogs. 👍🏻😈🖤🐶#basicbxtch #naughtytreatsforgooddogs #microbusiness #mentalhealth #dogtreats #frenchie #frenchbulldog #blackpool #depression

Gunna claim for an injury in the workplace.😈🖤🐶#basicbxtch #naughtytreatsforgooddogs #frenchbulldog #frenchie #frenchiesofinstagram #workplaceinjury #sobrave

Sharing is caring. And I’m going to keep sharing these videos and photos of Gizmo and Little Ted, because LOOK AT THEM 🥺🥺😍😍😭😭😭😈🖤🐶#basicbxtch #naughtytreatsforgooddogs #rudedogtreats #naughtydogtreats #naughtydogbrand #dogchocolate #yorkshireterrier #teacupyorkie #seniordog

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