Married Cats - Rosemary and Finch

07/05/2021

Rosemary: Happy Cinco de Meow, Finch!
Finch: Right back cat cha, Rosemary!

28/04/2021

Finch: Do you ever feel like we're being watched?
Rosemary: Watched?
Finch: Yes, like we're not alone.
Rosemary: The pillows have eyes...here in these parts.

22/04/2021

Finch: I love watching funny human videos on YouTube.
Rosemary: I wonder if people watch videos of cats doing strange things.
Finch: Nah, we don't do strange things.
Rosemary: You got your head stuck in a shoe.
Finch: I wanted to test my ability to see in the dark.
Rosemary: Ooh, look! People in plaid pants hitting a ball with a stick!

14/04/2021

Rosemary: Gee, your fur smells terrific.

04/04/2021

Rosemary: Your head makes a much better pillow than the ones that My Pillow guy sells.
Finch: Zzzzzzzz
Rosemary: And you don't look like Hi**er and you aren't a crackhead.
Finch: Zzzzzzz
Rosemary: Or are you?

03/04/2021

Rosemary: Honey, we should share some tips for a happy marriage.
Finch: Love each other.
Rosemary: Of course, but before you can love each other, you have to love yourself.
Finch: Huh? Oh, yes, very true.
Rosemary: What else constitutes a happy marriage?
Finch: Love the laser pointer.

02/04/2021

Date Night!

01/04/2021

Rosemary: Thanks to all for the kind cards and letters from well-wishers. I still have an extra paw growing out of my head, but I am learning to live with it physically and celebrating its uniqueness mentally.

23/03/2021

Rosemary: I either have a very loving husband, or a paw growing out of my head.

21/03/2021

Finch: Today's tip for a healthy marriage.
Rosemary: Take a little time each day to stare intently at different things.

18/03/2021

Rosemary: We start our day with the morning paper.
Finch: Can you hand me that section?
Rosemary: As soon as I'm finished kneading it.

16/03/2021

Finch: I don't always brag about my golf game, but when I do, I cause a beautiful girl to fall asleep.

15/03/2021

Rosemary: What was that?
Finch: The cat next door either coughed up a nasty hairball or gave birth to a porcupine.

12/03/2021

Finch: What do like more, head-scratches, tummy-rubs, catnip, or the red dot from the laser pointer?
Rosemary: Red dot.
Finch: Do you like it more then me?
Rosemary: Sorry, did you say something?

11/03/2021

Rosemary: Please "like" our page.
Finch: Yes, please do.
Rosemary: Do it now. We are watching you.

10/03/2021

Collage Sweethearts

15/07/2020

We think our dad, Trace, should try this. What does everyone think?

Tabby launches just in time for International Cat Day on August 8

09/07/2020

Finch: Just hanging out at home.
Rosemary: Looks more like you are guarding it from burglars or Jehovah's Witnesses.

09/07/2020

Rosemary: I think I had too much catnip.

05/07/2020

Finch: Me, I'm flyin' in my cat tree.
Rosemary: Takin' treats and gettin' plump.

05/07/2020

Rosemary: I love Trace's bed.
Finch: I like it too, but sometimes I feel like I'm being watched.

04/07/2020

Finch: What are you thinking about?
Rosemary: Disrupting your sleep.

27/06/2020

Finch: Am I crowding you, honey?
Rosemary: What? Oh not at all. By the way, how's that diet going?

26/06/2020

Rosemary: Finchie, let's record an album!
Finch: Okay...why?
Rosemary: Because this would be an awesome album cover.

26/06/2020

Finch: We're actually a pretty cute couple.
Rosemary: I think of us as a very attractive two-headed cat.

26/06/2020

Finch: Why does Trace take so many pictures of us sleeping?
Rosemary: Because we sleep a lot.
Finch: Oh, that makes sense.
Rosemary: Say goodnight, Finch.
Finch: Goodnight Finch.

25/06/2020

Rosemary:We are also on Instagram!
Finch: What's Instagram?
Rosemary: Facebook without punctuation.

14 Followers, 259 Following, 5 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Rosemary and Finch ()

25/06/2020

Finch: Speaking of trips...
Rosemary: Ugh, such a scary time.
Finch: The night Trace adopted us and brought us to his house.
Rosemary: I'm comforting you in this photo, but I was a mess!

25/06/2020

Rosemary: I remember this so well.
Finch: Yes, we'd been kind of cranky with each other and we needed a diversion. I suggested we take a vacation, but then Trace brought home this box.
Rosemary: We spend the next few days in it. It was beautiful!

25/06/2020

Finch: Here we are atop our cat tree that we call "The Green Giant."
Rosemary: This top section of the Giant is supposed to be my den, but sometimes Finch stops in for a nap.

24/06/2020

Rosemary: I like when you sing in bed.
Finch: Aww, thanks, honey.
Rosemary: Maybe a lullaby, next time...nothing against power ballads, but variety is the spice of life.

24/06/2020

Rosemary: Here I am a few weeks ago in my Sunday finery.
Finch: And me going all Joe Biden on her.
Rosemary: For the record, we love Joe Biden.

24/06/2020

We are so excited to be on Facebook! Our primary purpose here is to offer marital advice, so hit us with your questions! Don't be shy. As you can see, we are all about PDAs.