Bingo Land (2024)

22/05/2022

Hemlo people it me your #1 best good boy Bingo. Sorry I haven't written but I've had a busy time of things, what with being a puppy and all.
I am growing, I feel it all the time. I can jump high now, which is nice, but the not-furry people don't care for it much. I can get much closer to my ultimate goal of eating their foods just like I eat the cats' foods, and I think if I bark enough and jump high enough I can do this.
I had a long day of barking at cats and wrestling with my sister, who is justfinethankyou, and with my papa Scrappy, who is a big kid too.
Tomorrow Pop says we are getting baths. I like water. He takes us outside and squirts us with the hose water, and then he makes bubbles on us and rubs us all over and that feels good, and then we get the hose again and then we run inside where we get the best part of the whole thing, to be rubbed with a clean thing and get some water off and then shake all over and run and run.
But Now I'm getting a Puppuccino and he's getting a hot fudge Saturday and then I'm going to sleep and sleep and dream of running and running with my tongue out in the sunshine.

12/05/2022

Hemlo it's me Bingo your #1 best good boy.
My sister Cookie is alive and very well, thank you, and she came over to visit today. Pop's house is great for chilling and cuddling, especially when he's typing away at his computer, and we did a lot of that.
We miss Freya-Brownie terribly but she is in a better place. We make the best of what we have.
My poppa Scrappy is teaching me things still... mostly bad things but that's all right by me. He is teaching both of us to chase and bark at cats, and to be anxious and demanding, and since we're smol we can get away with it mostly.
Pop doesn't like it when I am barking and sometimes barks back.
"I'm trying to $%@&!* record this," he said at one point.
I don't like it when he plays the thing. I like the singing though.
Poppa Scrappy and Momma Lilith are trying to make more puppies. Mom says she is gonna sn**ch his trouble nuggets off his carcass if he persists -- but persist is what doggos do.
I don't know if I would want puppers. Pop says I won't be having any and I guess that's okay. I'm just a little guy. I don't know how that stuff all works.
It's been another big day and I am tired. I hope you are good.

#1 best good boy

Bingo

30/04/2022

Hemlo it's me again, your #1 best good boy Bingo.
I want to tell you about things I've learned from the others.
Big Buster taught me to calm myself down by chewing on my left big toe. He says he has done this since he was a baby Buster and so far it's working for me.
My poppa Scrappy is teaching me how to jump on things, run forever, and to be a nervous Norvis. It's ok to be wound a little tight. I have plenty of chill time with Papa.
Uncle Ernie Loki-Oso is teaching me Ernie stuff too.
And of course I have plenty of Bingo-ness.
My sis Cookie feels so much better that she is coming over Saturday after Papa goes for a car ride. I'm excite!
I got a new toy which is like a little Bingo. I bited it. I am the onliest BINGO.

See you next time

#1 best good boy Bingo.

25/04/2022

Hemlo I am feeling much better now and my sis Cookie is improving. She showed her spirit today and refused to get her pedialyte IV, growling at Mama Denise and my Poppa Duane.
I am learning new things since I'm the only pupper to play with right now. Momma Lilith and Poppa Scrappy are teaching me to fight (and Uncle Ernie is not-helping but I am fighting him too) so I can kick all their butts when I am full-size Bingo.
I'm just a little guy. The vet weighed me at 7.4 pounds and I've lost a little weight this week. I'll get it back though. There's lots to eat at Mama's and Papa feeds me good.
Soon I will have again, and play with my sis, and be in a different house depending on the day and time.
We miss Brownie -- my poppa Doo most of all. I am helping him get past that by being Bingo #1 best good boy and keeping him busy.
We totally want to thank everyone who helped (and continue to help) to pay the vet and get Brownie's box, Most of their fees are bus**t but you have to pay them. It is what it is.
I have to go and bark at some cats now.
I love you.

#1 best good boy Bingo.

22/04/2022

It's been a tough time for #1 best good boy me. My little sister Freya-Brownie passed away Tuesday morning, from the parvo, and my sister Cookie and I got to ride in the car twice and get things shoved in our butts and get needles stuck in us and that's all pretty crap if you ask me, but I'm a pupper so what do I know?
Mama Denise and Papa Duane are taking care of us now. We have special food and pedialyte and we'll go on getting stuck with needles but I think we're gonna be ok.
I miss my sis though. She was really great and fun and I hope to see her again one day. RIP Brownie.
I'll write more when I feel better.

Bingo.

03/04/2022

Sorry it took so long but here I am. I went to Mom's yesterday and had adventures, mostly biting and barking and such fun things, and digging in the yard so pop had to wash me when I got home last night.
Said something about dirty little children as he rubbed soap into my chest fur.
I just like digging. What are flowers? I'm just a puppy, I don't know.
Anyway I got dried off with a fluffy towel and then I got some treats -- a bit of sausage from the pizza and a spoon of ice cream and an ice cube, all for me.
And I barked at some cats and went to bed.
Today my sisters are over eating my food and playing with my toys. Really we've been sleeping most of the day. Yesterday was exhausting. All that fun!
Here is more chilled. Not so many others and they keep to themselves. The girls went to sleep under the futon and I got to spend some quality time with Pop.
Tonight we go over to Mom's for supper and there'll be chicken. I am a big boi now and I eat from Momma Lilith's plate. We're not babies any more!
Your #1 best good boi

Bingo

31/03/2022

I go over to Mom's tomorrow. Today I stayed home until supper time, and played with my sisters, who were over for the day. I showed them where I keep the old cat cans and the chicken jerky now, and we barked at cats and chased the gray one, who slapped me again when I got too close.
Not too claws-out though, more a warning, and I kept out of his way the rest of the day.
Pop tried to take a nap. We begged to be picked up and put on the bed, and then jumped down so we could do it again. We did that a couple of times, then Cookie settled down and Brownie jumped off onto a big plastic bag full of dirty clothes and slept there.
I don't think Pop slept but Cookie and I had a nice power nap and then jumped down to eat the last of the cat food, which I had buried in the toy box.
Pop watched the game and then took us to Mom's so we could socialize and eat dinner and he could feed the cat people and give them pets and hugs and attention and all that.
I'm not sorry I get all the attention. I'm just a little guy.
#1 best good boi

Bingo

29/03/2022

Today I am over at Mom's with my sisters and my p's and the other animals. I'm not the host so I can let go a little bit and help bark at cats and eat weird things and bite my friends on the jowls and cheeks, because that's what we do.
I left Pop a nice surprise on a paper plate -- that's right, some of the good s**t. That's because I am 100% best good boy.
Bingo

28/03/2022

Today my sisters are over and we are playing inside because it is supposed to rain. Brownie fell asleep with her head on a paper plate and Cookie is using her butt for a pillow.
I am wake because I can smell that Pop is cooking and I love them so much. He puts weird stuff on his to make them all peppery and inedible. I like them plain.
Last night he gave me popcorn. That was very nice. I am also a fan of French fries, though Pop won't give me much of them.
Mom brought over some kibble and it's making cats come in the room. One of the good things about here is not so many cats, and they're not all up in our dog stuff. We like each others' foods, though.
Tyke slapped me this morning. Pop squirted him with water.
That's all. Thanks for reading!
#1 best good boi Bingo.

27/03/2022

Today I am at Mom's house playing with my sisters and family and friends, biting them on the cheek and growling when they steal my bully stick. Loki-Oso is a big p**p. My pop is a p**p too. Poppa has no self-control and jumps around like a maniac.
I need to learn how to do that.
At home the cattos ignore me. I can even go in and eat their foods and they don't do anything except look at me funny. But they ate all of my crunchies while I was sleeping so they deserve me eating their gooshy food.
Tonight pop and I will play fetch and then I'll take over his desk while he tries to write around me, and I will release the gas from eating all that gooshy food and make him make faces.