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Gert the Office Chair Cat

This page is dedicated to the tyrannical chaos created by a fluffy despotic cat

16/06/2024

18/01/2024

10/01/2024

22/10/2023

10/08/2023

As you can see our little despot has had conquest on the brain since kitten-hood

08/07/2023

Food bringer here - our benevolent despot is beside herself and full of fluffy rage today. She says I violated all peace treaties and she is planning a strategic battle for world domination. How did I violate the alleged treaties you ask? I took her and her 2 brothers to the vet for their check-up and boosters. She says my offense is unforgivable. She has her troops moving water, granola bars, a bucket, and TP into my coat closet. I fear she has plans to incarcerate me in my coat closet. If she pulls out a chain and padlock, I will be calling for immediate reinforcements. In the meantime, between plans for domination and incarceration, I caught her royal fluffiness in a moment of sleep

01/07/2023

Gert the Office Chair Cat has forcibly conscripted her Tuxie Luxie so Deluxie brother Ferd into her forces. After witnessing his Mr Miagi style moves capturing a fly under his paw and then feasting on it. She continues to ignore his mantra of peace and has moved to use her cuteness as a way to lure him in. He keeps telling her that even though she is cute he knows her motives and doesn’t trust a fluffy hair on her cute butt. Nevertheless, our nepolianic despot continues to channel her inner super model to entice her troops

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