Patriot the Sphynx Boi

01/10/2021

So comfy....

01/10/2021

Lava lamps complete me.

21/08/2020

Mama. That Fish. Is huge!

28/05/2020

02/02/2020

ATTENTION. PATRIOT HAS OFFICIALLY GROWN ONE (1) WHISKER. I am so proud of him 😂😂😂😂🐾🐾

29/01/2020

Sorry my mama has not been posting much, she has these thingys wrong with her brain she says, i guess its called Panic, Ptsd, and mood swings? I think a swing sounds like fun, but it makes mama not want to talk to people a whole lot.
Anyways, I had to go see the doctor! Mama saw that i had real bad bumpies on my side! The doctor said i was having an allergic reaction to something.

Us sphynxlets are high maintenance! But the nice doctor lady gave me a creme for my skin and now the bumpies are gone and i am back to being a pest.

Mama also says I am getting more wrinkly. How rude! But the vet said aside from my little bumpies i had, i am in purrrrfect shape!

I also got a microchip a couple weeks ago. It hurt! 😓 but mama and the doctor said if i ever get lost, people can find me with a scanner thinger...I dunno why you would want to scan me...I am already naked so its not like i am hiding nuffin...😂🐾 Anyhow, i am all better now and mama is feeling a bit better too. We both need spring to come, the rain sucks!

24/01/2020

For Christmas my Mama won a free tattoo session

24/01/2020

He is being a wild animal and won't go to bed lol please enjoy my strategically placed emojis. Nobody needs to see a naked cats butt 😂😂

24/01/2020

22/01/2020

A superhcarged Sphynxlet!

22/01/2020

Whats happening inside cuddlesack?

20/01/2020

Nini

14/01/2020

So, my laptop has a touch screen. Meaning, you can touch it, and it does stuff. I went to bed and left my art program, and laptop open. A rotten baby sphynx got up, touched the screen, figured out it could do stuff.

I woke up to rotten baby sphynx having a grand time digging at my screen. HE PAINTED THIS LOL

He named it "I got in trouble this morning for touching mommys laptop" LOL

10/01/2020

Dad says i look like Atilla the hun in my pajamas.
My shirt keeps me warm, dad can hecc off 😂

10/01/2020

“The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now.”

Lloyd Alexander

10/01/2020

Patriot wants to thank his purriend Opie for her mama's talent in making Sphynx collars! Safe for sentitive chimkin skin, and has a bell and breakaway clasp! Grab one here from Opie's mama!
https://www.facebook.com/Opies-KitKat-Krafts-106447380875455/

08/01/2020

This NORTY Sphynxlet wants his hair to be brushed, too.

06/01/2020

The chimkin is doing some shopping 😂🐾

06/01/2020

Mama says I am not spoiled.

01/01/2020

Doin a wakeup. Tis hard to be a Sphynxlet.

01/01/2020

*national geographic narrator voice*
The small chimkin kitten has made his nest, in a warm, but sturdy, electric blanket. With his stomach full of tonight's feeding, he falls asleep. lolol

25/12/2019

Patriot: I fell asleep last night, and I woke up to toys (the other cats got toys too) BUT I GOT ME A BRAND NEW BED CAVE! I moved in immediately 😂

25/12/2019

From mama:
Patriot got to meet Dads family yesterday, including his 4 year old niece. A grand time was had, and his niece wanted to know why "the cat was nakey" 😂😂 This photo was taken after the event, he was SO EXHAUSTED LOLOL they played together a ton.

22/12/2019

Oh no, mom found my baby photos!

20/12/2019

MAMA SAYS
IN A FEW DAYS A BIG FAT MAN IS GONNA LEAVE ME GIFTS BECAUSE I AM A GOOD BOY.

:D

20/12/2019

Look its me as a cartoon!

I would really like to have that fly aka sky raisin.
Art by VM

14/12/2019

Mama got me a new rainbow to monch!

13/12/2019

Mama says my tail looks like a fishing worm.

11/12/2019

The big dog chewed up my rainbow toy! 😣😢 Athena is my big sister, she's a German Shepard doggo, but boy she can be dumb 😂

09/12/2019

I got to see Santa and I am monching this rainbow!

05/12/2019

There we go, no hood! I am happy now

04/12/2019

Mama.
I am not a reindeer.
I will purr, but I will also pout.

04/12/2019

I FOUND MAMAS CELL PHONE :D

04/12/2019

I am also a support animal, not to be confused with a service animal, those are different. I am a working boy! I help mama with her anxiety and probably give her more anxiety :D