Miss Lola Maree

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Miss Lola Maree I am Lola. I am a puppy. I like to bark at all the things and eat foods and make a poos. I made up a I am a dog. Bumpoosass.

My dog Daddy was Bug The Pug and my dog Mama was Jen The Cavalier King Charles Spaniel which makes me a pugalier but that is a dumb name and I am just Lola, except I am not just Lola, I am Princess Lola Maree Guacamole Noodle Ears BettihyphenBailey. My human Daddy is Bailey and my human Mama is Rachelle and my human sister is Charlize and my cat sister is Chloe and my lizard brother is Sam but he

is dead and I didn't eat him and there are lots of fishies. I like to bark at all the things and eat all the other things and make pooses which are my art because I am a creative genius like Kanye except his art is more poo than mine. All of the things are belong to Lola and I am the boss of you and you are a bumpoosass, which is a swear I made up.

We went for a walk at the park and there were grillions of people there doing sport and things and there were not enough...
25/12/2024

We went for a walk at the park and there were grillions of people there doing sport and things and there were not enough car parkings but one person had parked on two at once and Mama and Daddy said he is a dick and we parked on the road so I got to do more smelling the things and then in the park we saw lots of other dogs and two of them were having a root but Jason didn’t come and now we are going home but Mama is getting milkshakes and so Daddy and Lola are waiting in the car and I said Daddy I will make a Facebook about going to the park and seeing the puppies having a root and he said okay and so I made this Facebook and you are looking at it and it was about puppies having a root.

I am Pervo-Lola.

I got a chicken leg just for Lola and Daddy gave it to me but it’s probably from Santa and merry Christmas to all of my ...
24/12/2024

I got a chicken leg just for Lola and Daddy gave it to me but it’s probably from Santa and merry Christmas to all of my Facebook people and I love you.

I am festive chicken eating Lola.

Went for a walk and it was very heat but we went in the shady part and I saw other puppies and smelled some butts and do...
14/12/2024

Went for a walk and it was very heat but we went in the shady part and I saw other puppies and smelled some butts and doodles and then we went to the petularium and there were more butts and another doodle and then I had a bath and it was choice and then we came home and I had a bully stick and two meats and did a wee and now it is too hot again.

I am clean hot Lola.

Mama brushed my body and Daddy says there are enough furs to make another baby Lola, but he didn’t make one because that...
14/12/2024

Mama brushed my body and Daddy says there are enough furs to make another baby Lola, but he didn’t make one because that would be too much cute at one time to exist and the universe would explode.

I am Lola.

Mama, I can see that you have food…
12/12/2024

Mama, I can see that you have food…

23/11/2024

I am very kind of Chloe because she wanted to play chasing and even though I could eat her soul right off if I wanted to I pretended I was afeared of her and ran away so she could feel tough.

I am Supportive Lola.

Hello everybody, my name is Human Daddy and I wear the pants in this house.
22/11/2024

Hello everybody, my name is Human Daddy and I wear the pants in this house.

Resentful
16/11/2024

Resentful

Mama and Lola played with the giant tennis ball and I am so puff that my tongue is blurry.
12/11/2024

Mama and Lola played with the giant tennis ball and I am so puff that my tongue is blurry.

Hi, Daddy, I love you very much.
09/11/2024

Hi, Daddy, I love you very much.

02/11/2024

I made a fart and Daddy said it was the nastiest in the history of the uniberse.

A little chicken is on our house hiding of the rain and I didn’t eat its crunchy body. I am kindness but still apex pred...
26/10/2024

A little chicken is on our house hiding of the rain and I didn’t eat its crunchy body.

I am kindness but still apex predator Lola.

03/10/2024

After exciting dinner last night, this morning I did a McPoos.

The fambily went to McRonald’s and Mama had a prize for a free cheeseburger and she got it for Lola and I had my own ver...
03/10/2024

The fambily went to McRonald’s and Mama had a prize for a free cheeseburger and she got it for Lola and I had my own very cheeseburger except Daddy stole a little bit at the end because that is comedy because I always steal a little bit of his foods and I had a tiny bite of Daddy’s burger and a bite of a chicken nugg and now there’s no more McRonald’s and I wish there is more.

I am McLola.

Sitting on Daddy and he has a cookie and I like a cookie.
28/09/2024

Sitting on Daddy and he has a cookie and I like a cookie.

Human Daddy and Lola went for a walk and I smelled a lot of stuff and did heaps of weeses and Neville who is our dog nex...
27/09/2024

Human Daddy and Lola went for a walk and I smelled a lot of stuff and did heaps of weeses and Neville who is our dog next door couldn’t come with us but here is his face and now Daddy is going to do the outside mawnlower and I will bark at it and maybe we will find some hidden pooses because the grass is very long.

I am Lola.

I’m way cuter than anything on the telly, Daddy.
27/09/2024

I’m way cuter than anything on the telly, Daddy.

Don’t tell my Mama, she is afeared of naliens.
23/09/2024

Don’t tell my Mama, she is afeared of naliens.

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