Miss Lola Maree

02/11/2024

I made a fart and Daddy said it was the nastiest in the history of the uniberse.

26/10/2024

A little chicken is on our house hiding of the rain and I didn’t eat its crunchy body.

I am kindness but still apex predator Lola.

03/10/2024

After exciting dinner last night, this morning I did a McPoos.

03/10/2024

The fambily went to McRonald’s and Mama had a prize for a free cheeseburger and she got it for Lola and I had my own very cheeseburger except Daddy stole a little bit at the end because that is comedy because I always steal a little bit of his foods and I had a tiny bite of Daddy’s burger and a bite of a chicken nugg and now there’s no more McRonald’s and I wish there is more.

I am McLola.

28/09/2024

Sitting on Daddy and he has a cookie and I like a cookie.

27/09/2024

Human Daddy and Lola went for a walk and I smelled a lot of stuff and did heaps of weeses and Neville who is our dog next door couldn’t come with us but here is his face and now Daddy is going to do the outside mawnlower and I will bark at it and maybe we will find some hidden pooses because the grass is very long.

I am Lola.

27/09/2024

I’m way cuter than anything on the telly, Daddy.

23/09/2024

Don’t tell my Mama, she is afeared of naliens.

22/09/2024

Even more proof that kitties are a dick.

22/09/2024

Mama and Human Daddy went to a pet show but pets can’t go which is a bu****it but they came home smelling of lots of puppies and llamas and mousies and things and a lizard which might be my brother soon and they had a bag of many treats and foods and they gave for me this thing which is a giant furry ear of a Bambichicken and I very like it but I don’t know what to do with it.

I am Lola.

18/09/2024

14/09/2024

Walter is justifiable stern face.

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13/09/2024

Kitties are a dick, but they are easy to confuse.

10/09/2024

This is a good dog parent.

04/09/2024

Mama is doing votings for the best bird of the land and she has five votings and I said vote for Lola and she said a puppy cannot be bird of the year and I said that is a discrimination and if I could vote I would do five votes for pukekos because poo and five votes for not the swear chickens and ten votes for Lola and now I am the winner.

I am Lolachicken of the year.

31/08/2024

Today is daddy day and this is my daddy and I loves him and he gives me a meat and a bacon and a treat and pats my body. Usually he helps me tell you my stories but today mama is help cus daddy's day. Here is me defend him and his safety many times cus if you mess with daddy, you mess with Lola. I am Tough Lola.

31/08/2024

I went outside to do some barking and Daddy said do I have to bark at everything in the universe and I said yes I do and then I thought that is a good idea and I will do it and I barked at a broom and some shoes and the deck and the steps and the lawn and a tree and a different tree and the fence and another tree and more fence and the geckarium and even another tree and then I decided it will take too long to bark at the whole universe and I will do the rest tomorrow and now I am on the couch.

I am Lola.

23/08/2024

We have been doing going out with the family for shops this morning and we went to shops where puppies can go which is Mitree 10 and I saw a grillion outside mawnlowers but they were inside and there were lots of things to smell and I met a hugenormous puppy and then we went to the petularium for some treats and then we went home and I had a treat and now the humans have fu**ed off to the mall and left me all alone but that is okay because I will have a nap and then they will come home and pat me and they might have some foods and I can scab of them.

I am Lola.

31/07/2024

Dammit, I am adorable! How can you all stand it?

27/07/2024

Daddy is watching a movie with lots of stories where the baddies are kitties and they do evil to the humans because kitties are a dick and there are too many kitties in the movie to bark at them all so I went outside for a while and barked at Neville the dog next door instead and now I am inside and there are still kitties on the telly and f**k you the kitties and Daddy gave me a bite of pizza and I will go to sleep unless I need to bark at the kitties some more.

I am Lola.

04/07/2024

It is too many colds and I am snuggly under a blankie by Mama.

11/05/2024

It’s mama day and I love my mama.

I am Lola.