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Miss Lola Maree I am Lola. I am a puppy. I like to bark at all the things and eat foods and make a poos. I made up a I am a dog. Bumpoosass.

My dog Daddy was Bug The Pug and my dog Mama was Jen The Cavalier King Charles Spaniel which makes me a pugalier but that is a dumb name and I am just Lola, except I am not just Lola, I am Princess Lola Maree Guacamole Noodle Ears BettihyphenBailey. My human Daddy is Bailey and my human Mama is Rachelle and my human sister is Charlize and my cat sister is Chloe and my lizard brother is Sam but he

is dead and I didn't eat him and there are lots of fishies. I like to bark at all the things and eat all the other things and make pooses which are my art because I am a creative genius like Kanye except his art is more poo than mine. All of the things are belong to Lola and I am the boss of you and you are a bumpoosass, which is a swear I made up.

We went for a walk and met this dog who is name of Eva, and then we were walking and the footpath was next to a forest a...
03/08/2025

We went for a walk and met this dog who is name of Eva, and then we were walking and the footpath was next to a forest and I wanted to go inside the forest and Mama said to me you can have a smell but don’t go all the way in and I said to her that’s what your Mama said.

I am hilarious Lola.

26/07/2025
We are watching Jaws and it is fifty years old which is still not as old as Daddy and there are puppies in it.
19/06/2025

We are watching Jaws and it is fifty years old which is still not as old as Daddy and there are puppies in it.

19/06/2025

Now we are watching about a Chucky but not the proper one and he tried to kill a bad kitty but the boy stopped him and that is a bu****it.

19/06/2025

We are watching about Mthreegan and the naughty puppy next door bit Mthreegan’s human girl and made her blood come out and so Mthreegan stole the naughty puppy and now the naughty puppy’s Mama cannot find it and maybe it is dead and f**k you Mthreegan.

I am not-biting Lola.

Daddy said I am apex scavenger of whatever he is eating.
19/06/2025

Daddy said I am apex scavenger of whatever he is eating.

10/05/2025

It is Mama Day and I love my Mama because she is f**king awesome.

I am very interest about my new sister Nippy Maree but I didn’t eat her.
09/05/2025

I am very interest about my new sister Nippy Maree but I didn’t eat her.

05/05/2025

This is my new sister who is coming to live at our house tomorrow and her name is Nippy and she is a lizard but bigger than the ones who are already in my family and she will live inside in a special box and eat vegebles and bugs and also sometimes dog food so there will be more interesting foods for Lola sometimes and I will be interested to see what her pooses are like and you can look at her Facebook and sometimes I might be on it.

I am Nippy’s sister Lola.

Mr Nippy Maree is a blue tongue skink. He’s a rescue who’s had a rough life and has scars to prove it, so we’ll be doing our best to provide him with a happier future.

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