Miss Lola Maree

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Miss Lola Maree I am Lola. I am a puppy. I like to bark at all the things and eat foods and make a poos. I made up a I am a dog. Bumpoosass.

My dog Daddy was Bug The Pug and my dog Mama was Jen The Cavalier King Charles Spaniel which makes me a pugalier but that is a dumb name and I am just Lola, except I am not just Lola, I am Princess Lola Maree Guacamole Noodle Ears BettihyphenBailey. My human Daddy is Bailey and my human Mama is Rachelle and my human sister is Charlize and my cat sister is Chloe and my lizard brother is Sam but he

is dead and I didn't eat him and there are lots of fishies. I like to bark at all the things and eat all the other things and make pooses which are my art because I am a creative genius like Kanye except his art is more poo than mine. All of the things are belong to Lola and I am the boss of you and you are a bumpoosass, which is a swear I made up.

10/05/2025

It is Mama Day and I love my Mama because she is fu***ng awesome.

I am very interest about my new sister Nippy Maree but I didn’t eat her.
09/05/2025

I am very interest about my new sister Nippy Maree but I didn’t eat her.

05/05/2025

This is my new sister who is coming to live at our house tomorrow and her name is Nippy and she is a lizard but bigger than the ones who are already in my family and she will live inside in a special box and eat vegebles and bugs and also sometimes dog food so there will be more interesting foods for Lola sometimes and I will be interested to see what her pooses are like and you can look at her Facebook and sometimes I might be on it.

I am Nippy’s sister Lola.

Mr Nippy Maree is a blue tongue skink. He’s a rescue who’s had a rough life and has scars to prove it, so we’ll be doing our best to provide him with a happier future.

We are watching a movie very early in the morning because I needed a wee and I woke Daddy up and he can’t get back to sl...
03/05/2025

We are watching a movie very early in the morning because I needed a wee and I woke Daddy up and he can’t get back to sleep so we are watching the movie and some science happened to a man and now he is very tiny and his own very kitty is trying to eat him because kitties are a dick and if my humans were made very little I would guard them and be safety of them and not eat them at all but maybe if Chloe was very tiny I would crunch her up in one bite because f**k you Chloe but i wouldn’t really because unlike kitties I am not a dick.

I am normal size not a dick Lola.

F**k you Daddy.
02/05/2025

F**k you Daddy.

Mama told her phone to make a photo about if I was a human and she is very sad and much more youthful than real Lola. I ...
20/04/2025

Mama told her phone to make a photo about if I was a human and she is very sad and much more youthful than real Lola.

I am real Lola.

I am fitness and strong just like my Charlie.
12/04/2025

I am fitness and strong just like my Charlie.

05/04/2025

I have experiential evidence that supports all of these claims.

We went to the dogtorium and a nursie took out all my stitches because I am healed up and I don’t have to wear any cones...
05/04/2025

We went to the dogtorium and a nursie took out all my stitches because I am healed up and I don’t have to wear any cones or donuts but I am hungry and my bowl is upside down and nobody even cares.

I am Lola.

The accurate term is “filthy puppy whore” and I say it to Mama all the time.
03/04/2025

The accurate term is “filthy puppy whore” and I say it to Mama all the time.

When you pet another dog…

Now I have a donut of pretty because I have to wait more days without eating my own body but this will be more comforble...
29/03/2025

Now I have a donut of pretty because I have to wait more days without eating my own body but this will be more comforble maybe and maybe easier to eat food and we will see because I haven’t tried to eat my stitches yet but I drank some water and it wasn’t as messy as the cone and Daddy said if there is a flood I won’t drown.

I am water safety Lola.

It is two weeks after my operation and I have no cone of pretty and I can lick and eat everywhere on my body!I am freedo...
28/03/2025

It is two weeks after my operation and I have no cone of pretty and I can lick and eat everywhere on my body!

I am freedom Lola.

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