Miss Lola Maree

10/05/2025

It is Mama Day and I love my Mama because she is fu***ng awesome.

09/05/2025

I am very interest about my new sister Nippy Maree but I didn’t eat her.

05/05/2025

This is my new sister who is coming to live at our house tomorrow and her name is Nippy and she is a lizard but bigger than the ones who are already in my family and she will live inside in a special box and eat vegebles and bugs and also sometimes dog food so there will be more interesting foods for Lola sometimes and I will be interested to see what her pooses are like and you can look at her Facebook and sometimes I might be on it.

I am Nippy’s sister Lola.

Mr Nippy Maree is a blue tongue skink. He’s a rescue who’s had a rough life and has scars to prove it, so we’ll be doing our best to provide him with a happier future.

03/05/2025

We are watching a movie very early in the morning because I needed a wee and I woke Daddy up and he can’t get back to sleep so we are watching the movie and some science happened to a man and now he is very tiny and his own very kitty is trying to eat him because kitties are a dick and if my humans were made very little I would guard them and be safety of them and not eat them at all but maybe if Chloe was very tiny I would crunch her up in one bite because f**k you Chloe but i wouldn’t really because unlike kitties I am not a dick.

I am normal size not a dick Lola.

02/05/2025

F**k you Daddy.

20/04/2025

Mama told her phone to make a photo about if I was a human and she is very sad and much more youthful than real Lola.

I am real Lola.

12/04/2025

I am fitness and strong just like my Charlie.

05/04/2025

I have experiential evidence that supports all of these claims.

05/04/2025

We went to the dogtorium and a nursie took out all my stitches because I am healed up and I don’t have to wear any cones or donuts but I am hungry and my bowl is upside down and nobody even cares.

I am Lola.

03/04/2025

The accurate term is “filthy puppy whore” and I say it to Mama all the time.

When you pet another dog…

29/03/2025

Now I have a donut of pretty because I have to wait more days without eating my own body but this will be more comforble maybe and maybe easier to eat food and we will see because I haven’t tried to eat my stitches yet but I drank some water and it wasn’t as messy as the cone and Daddy said if there is a flood I won’t drown.

I am water safety Lola.

28/03/2025

It is two weeks after my operation and I have no cone of pretty and I can lick and eat everywhere on my body!

I am freedom Lola.