29/05/2025
As Ferris once said, “Life moves fast, but kittens move faster and usually break something while they’re doing it.”
Don’t double check me. That’s the quote. You’re just dealing with the Mandela Effect and sure, we can all wait for you to Google it and discover the movie was always about kittens OR you can just accept it and move on and then realize this rant made you want to add a double stack of tabby insanity to your life, so you too, can have a Day Off (with kittens).
Stop doom scrolling because it won’t make the tornado that life is right now any better, but clicking thru this *adorable* Carousel of Kittens will, who, mind you, look totally alike, so I’m not even going to bother to try to give you the “and this is..” short list of names. Except for Ian and Barley, who are not tabby, and that’s the only info I’m going to give out so you can play a game of, “who the hell is she talking about? Oh wait, I see, they’re not tabby” and then feel good because you won a tiny internet prize.
ANY. WAY. They’re all awesome, You can’t go wrong. As always, we don’t do single kittens because I don’t like bad reviews online about how that one kitten you adopted kept fu€king up your sleep because it was lonely and liked to play at 4am. Kittens come in pairs (two for one pricing, just like a good discount store deal), unless you have a cat you already own and want to p**s off by giving it a new best friend it didn’t ask for.
All adoptable kitties are fully up-to-date medically. Upon adoption I will provide you with their full vet record, as well as the Itty Kitty Kitten Starter Kit. The kit contains a three day supply of all the food they eat, litter materials (for transition at your home), their favorite toys, and an adorbs adoption photo for your fridge.
Visit our website or our bio for a link to our application, or shoot an email to us: [email protected]
Share this if you will, so these freaks can G**O of the place, so I can go loiter around bushes to fill this nest back up to the brim with more tiny monsters who like to steal my sleep and paint the walls with their poops.