Wags & Wine

29/05/2024

29/05/2024

Millie’s (left) passion for public education is quite impressive.
M: have you heard the latest with third grade retention?
w&w: no, ma’am.
M: well, now it’s 4th grade, too. Things keep getting dumber and dumber. Do they know this isn’t a THIRD grade problem?
w&w: we just groom dogs but we do have our tutoring certificate.
M: maybe someone in Nashville can pass this
https://www.livebinders.com/media/get/MjQxMTM4NTQ=
**Meanwhile Finley’s in the shop fridge popping tops…..

27/05/2024

Yes, Bella, your celeb lookalike IS Norma Jean (aka Marilyn Monroe). And we absolutely will play ‘Candle in the Wind’ whilst holding our cell phone flashlights and swaying. With tears in our eyes.

11/05/2024

Ollie- well-behaved, well-mannered, respectful. Patient……until you get his request twisted.
Ollie: Shaboozey.
w&w: Bless you.
Ollie: Shaboozey. Please and thank you.
w&w: Bless you. You’re welcome.
Ollie: frustrated…..Will you PLEASE play ‘the bar song’ by Shaboozey.
w&w: oooooohhhhhh, you weren’t sneezing, huh?

04/05/2024

This handsome devil, Bernie, had some very interesting thoughts this time.
Bernie: do you know how many famous guys are named Bernie?
w&w: I guess I really don’t.
Bern: oh yeah, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Mac (RIP), Bert and Ernie…
w&w: confused….but that’s Bert and ERNIE
B: sure- but when you combine them it’s Bernie.
w&w: valid.

04/05/2024

w&w welcomes Mac (don’t call him baby Mac). He received an A+ for his very first groom. We explored music genres and this guy rocked with some 90s R&B. Lil’MackyMac kicked it up a notch with ‘Feels Good’ by !toni!toné!

23/04/2024

So this happened. w&w: Alexa, play ‘Watermelon Sugar’. Honeydo: is that a fruit joke? 

19/04/2024

Millie-always the serious one…. Except when she’s not. w&w caught her eyeballing her sister and mumbling ‘This Ain’t Texas’!! Finley, of course, shouts ‘Yes, and! Say that stuff (we don’t allow the pups to swear) with your chest’!!!!  

06/04/2024

Look at this guy. You know what he’s sayin’? Bogey, holding nothing back, play ‘I got better things to do’ by and get me outta here.

23/03/2024

Mac: why have I never requested the song ‘Return of the Mack’?
w&w: maybe the spelling threw you off?
Mac: yeah, but the pronunciation is the same. Play it. And hand me the mic.

20/03/2024

This guy literally has pogo sticks for legs. He should not be able to jump that high. From floor to counter. From patio to table. From ground to your face. Running start?? Ha! Big D laughs at a running start- he needn’t one. Joker said might as well ‘JUMP’ then…..as agreed, Dunkin played drums, so I grabbed my tennis racket guitar.

09/03/2024

Scout Hallam is calling all to make some noise! Look out Dolly and Pit.

09/03/2024

w&w was excited to see Bernadette again! Her parents recently welcomed a baby human into their family. And speaking of babies, Bernadette might soon welcome her second litter. No question why her song choice was by Jung Kook & Latto, huh?

13/02/2024

Ever met that guy or gal who could literally win MVP every year? So have we. And it’s Finn. Finnlee Scout. He is such a gentleman and wanted to look his best for Valentine’s Day. He must have his eye on a special lady as he requested ‘So Emotional’ by . Any girl would be lucky to win his ❤️.

08/02/2024

Whoa! w&w was not prepared for Millie’s next topic of convo. Elections! Local, presidential, and all things in between. She uses words I have to look up. Thank you, Finley, for standing and shouting ‘parrrrrrty peopllllllle’!! And off we ran to dance!

03/02/2024

Big D (aka Dunkin) runs on rechargeable batteries. Joker never runs out of energy. He also never runs out of surprises. Would anyone like to guess his listening request today? That’s right…some I had never heard of. What is happening?!?!

28/01/2024

w&w welcomed our newest client Honeydo! Just as sweet as she is pretty. She not only requested ‘A Bad Goodbye’ by Clint Black and but to sing it as a duet. Good thing we have an extra mic. We may or may not have sung it more than once.

27/01/2024

Confession at w&w. We can’t tell Honey ‘no’, therefore, we don’t. So, when she tells us go gather others to join in the by Drake, that’s exactly what we do. Without question.

25/01/2024

Mac. Bogey. Dunkin. These boys bring some personality. And good music requests. Bogey surprised me with his selection- one reason we love him so much- soundtrack. He loves the movie, too, like we do at w&w. Mac stood on his back two legs and swayed when he heard by Tyla- a move he’s been saving. Big D told his uncle he’s not strong enough like . Then gave him a wink and stole the mic!

25/01/2024

Ollie!!!! Such a gentleman he is. His moms prob don’t know he loves . What?! But he does not like someone’s girlfriend. And you know here at w&w we do not share everything with our client’s parents, but all I will say is I got invited to the concert.

25/01/2024

Is Mollie not the prettiest girl? Like her mom ;) That’s what I always tell her. She’s one of w&w’s own, so perhaps a little bias exists. Mollie is as sweet as she is gorgeous. Inside and out as you’ll see in her song choice- ‘Who We Love’ by and Ed Sheeran.

02/01/2024

How pretty are these girls?!?! Millie- she knows things. I love her passion about education. I remember last year she was nervous about third grade because of some new law?? Now, she tells w&w about another new ‘crosswalk’ ILP-D or whatever?!?! What is happening in Nashville? Meanwhile, Finley and I just nod and request songs while Millie is ranting. It’s a win-win.

02/01/2024

Bernie, Bernie, Bernie! He insisted to have a before and after shot. And w&w cannot say no to this guy. His song choice- - ‘Let it Bern’ ;)
Handsome AND clever.

02/01/2024

Bella and Crouton were drained from rapping . I did not realize when Crooty said “I’m about to lose myself” what he meant exactly- until Bella hi-jacked Alexa and put in a song request.

10/12/2023

How is she even real?!?! Honey. Perfect name for her. She has as much sweet as sass and w&w loves it! Honey: hey, DJ, play a Christmas song! w&w: Alexa, play Christmas music. Honey: just a glare only she can give. w&w: sorry, Honey and . It was corrected.

25/11/2023

Meet Dutton! This fella is a huge teddy bear. So so sweet. His first trip to w&w was the first of many we hope. He’s a country music fan he warned but certainly perked up when he heard ‘Lovin on Me.’

16/11/2023

Trevor Leon, the youngest of w&w’s very own, captures everyone’s heart until he sticks out his tongue at you. But then he starts singing ‘Lil Boo Thang’ and you forget he has flaws at all.

02/11/2023

D’Mac’s (aka Dunkin) personality weighs more than he does for sure. This guy brings his A game every visit. He asked me to contact for a possible track. I will say D’Mac completely destroyed Gin & Juice….then, I had to make him one.

01/11/2023

w&w’s very own Sir Charles. He’s a devilishly handsome intellect who has no time for fun. Reading the news, researching the latest skin care products, or blogging about his latest travels brings Charlie great joy. He’ll be happy to help you with planning your next trip for a small fee…and by small he means opposite of small.