Mum has a new chair it's a recliner apparently I think its driven by witchcraft theres a bit that suddenly springs out from underneath well that's not normal. So I had
a really good bark at it and tries to bite mum said I was a silly sausage wont be that when the demon chair kills her. She then compounded the insult bu send the video to Tom in Ireland I mean he might show it to my mum and dad and kara says they'll think I'm a right weirdo. Mum says it might snow and I'm very excited kara says proper snow is great fun. Uncle dio says it's not and you can just about freeze your bollocks off which must be true as he hasnt got any π€£π€£π€£.
Just letting sneaky steve know who's in charge
Been a funny day I was sick this morning so obviously had to have a big cuddle with mum then I decided to rub my balls in her ear which was a step too far. She muttered on about personal space and other rubbish π shes overly dramatic tbh. The spare hooman has bought us new beds as I put my foot thro one of the others π€£π€£π€£. I'm not too sure about them tbh so decided to scrabble at them and things at which point he started muttering about the cost being nearly the GDP of a small country but you cant be too careful they might have been booby trapped by sneaky steve or odious Odin. Still on a plus my little people are coming to stay for two night which is always good I have my ear protection ready π€£π€£.
So I tried my paw at interior design today mum wasnt impressed lol
Had lots of fun today in the sun am quite tired now but it's nearly tea time dont wanna miss that πππ€£π€£
Well Morrisons have done me proud this week with the carrots some of them are massive very fangsome
Apparently it's not the done thing to pee in a paddling pool π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ mum says I'm a minger I however have no regrets. Came in and annoyed kara π€£π€£
I'm the very bestest boy today mums training has worked and I just stood quietly and watched the bin men steal our rubbish mum was very impressed and gave me a treat ππ. Uncle Dio had to ho back to the vets he has cellulitis which I think is mums fault as shes keeping him in the crate which obviously is a cell which is why he has cellulitis. Kara says I'm an idiot and should keep my snout shut bit shes just a meany and I'll get my own back ππ
Have been on a mouse hunt today picked up the smell round the bottom of the bird feeders and tracked it all round butnindidnt find one π will try later. Mum went to the vet as she has a sore paw apparently me licking it wouldnt make it better how very rude. Kara was a meany this afternoon and wouldnt let me have the ball I was not impressed
I have learned to sing and yet the hoomans appear unimpressed they have no taste