In Dog Neat O

20/07/2024

The summer holidays have finally arrived. I shall be on annual leave until the 29th August . Hope you all have a lovely summer and hopefully some sunshine. ☀️

04/06/2024

Are you an experience Dog Groomer or Lecturer in Dog Grooming?
We are looking for a casual Lecturer to join our Animal Welfare Team and grow our dog grooming provision.

In addition to delivering courses to students on a range of different course levels you will also be contributing to curriculum development and be providing a grooming service outside of term time to meet the needs of the commercial grooming salon.

The post would be ideal for any dog groomer looking for additional work to supplement their income or to progress outside of the salon.

Find out more and apply on our website: https://www.moulton.ac.uk/work-for-us/casual-lecturer-dog-grooming

25/05/2024

I am currently on holiday, back to work on the 6th June.

30/03/2024

Wishing everyone a lovely Easter weekend. I am taking some time off and will return to work on the 17th April.

19/11/2023

Willow and Autumn are selling bags of pine cones again this year. £3.50 a bag, collection from The Bowery, 2 Church Lane.

31/10/2023

Happy Halloween!

20/10/2023

I am on annual leave until the 27th Oct. I shall respond all messages upon my return. X

10/05/2023

After 4 years of being “mobile “ and more recently going part time I have decided, as many of you are aware that it is time to become stationary. This will give me more time to offer you more appointments and hopefully reduce the waiting time some of you have had to wait for an appointment. I shall be based in Wymondham Le142ab and look forward to seeing you for your next appointment.x

06/01/2023

31/12/2022

Wishing everyone a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. Thank you for all your support and custom. Looking forward to see what 2023 brings us!

14/07/2022

I am taking some time off for a family holiday, I am back to work towards then end of the month. All messages shall be responded to upon my return.
Many thanks
Hannah.

14/06/2022

When learning to swim, do it in style! !

21/03/2022

Good afternoon!
I thought I’d just let you know I’m now booking appointments from the beginning of June onwards and unfortunately I am no longer offering the teeth cleaning service.
If I’m not able to answer phone calls during the day I shall respond in the evening.
Many thanks
Hannah

12/03/2022

16/02/2022

A day out for half term, Harold took his friend Stanley to the beach for the day, kids and I enjoyed ourselves as well 😁

24/12/2021

Merry Christmas, thank you all for your support this year, it’s very much appreciated. Wishing you all a prosperous and healthy New Year.
Hannah and Harold.x

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The Night Before Christmas - Grooming

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the shop
Not a groomer was stirring, they'd all come to a stop
The stockings were hung by the dryer with care,
Unfortunately each one was stuffed full of hair!

The bathers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of chapped hands danced in their heads.
The groomer's new clippers lay nestled in her lap
She had just passed out, t'was a long needed nap!

When in the reception there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the reception desk I flew like a flash,
Forgot about my new clippers they fell with a crash.

The moon high in the sky shone in thru the door
Illuminating paw prints I'd missed on the floor.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight filthy reindeer.

With a little old driver, I almost felt sick
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
He never pre-booked but each year he came
I kept calling to remind him but it was always the same.

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and V***n!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! Inside to the Hall!
It's time for some grooming!! Baths for you all!!

Twigs and leaves stuck to them, mud up to the eye,
When I laid my eyes on them I thought I would die.
So into the bathing room everyone of them flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, Blitzen stopped for a poo!!

And then, very softly, I heard a throat clear
Santa looked bashful he wouldn't come near.
For he knew that we'd worked for fourteen days straight
Right at this moment he pondered his fate!

'Dear groomer' he said, staring down at his feet
'I need you to help me, even though you feel beat'
'My reindeer are filthy, they stink like a skunk'
'How'd you like riding behind them getting covered in gunk?'

I stood there, mouth open, tried to hold back the tears
Why could he not book ahead after all of these years?
But I saw straight away I would have to be quick
I couldn't be responsible for letting down old St Nick!

I woke all the bathers they complained with good reason
As I told them about our last job of the season.
I saw teeth grit, thought I was in for a fight,
But they rolled up their sleeves I was so proud that night!

Water was turned on, bathing systems priming
Reinders into the bath with military timing.
First shampoo, conditioner, rinse then HV'ed
Some carding to finish, in the cage hope none pee'd!

When we all finished up the reindeer each looked devine
I went to my drawer for the very last time.
Bandanas were cut and tied on one-by-one
A little Spritz of cologne and, voila, they were done!

Tears welled in his eyes as Santa looked at his team
Groomers saved Christmas, and so it would seem,
And as they flew off, a faint voice I did hear...
'Hey groomer, can I pre-book for the same time next year?'
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17/12/2021

Favourite one this week, Hey Duggee, rocking his comb over top knot 😂😂😂

01/12/2021

🥰 Cutest puppy, such a chilled out chap🥰

16/11/2021

The one day of the year that my van is having its service and MOT, Harold decided to have a party in fox p**p! I’m not best pleased to be using my own bathroom. 4 shampoos later….

20/09/2021

When Harold goes out, he goes out out!
Bath…..✅
Blow dry …..✅
Pawdicue ……✅
Paw and nose balm…..✅
Cologne …….✅

05/07/2021

Yes, Doris the lamb also likes to be pampered (when she’s not stealing the washing off the line or chasing the dog around the garden….)

22/06/2021

Some beautiful views on my travels today. 😊

18/06/2021

Harold had his first puppy grooming session this week, all part of his training 💙🐶

07/06/2021

Harold says Hi!
He’s looking forward to meeting some of you in the near future as we venture out for our first walks. What Harold doesn’t realise is he’s getting his first puppy groom this week…

26/05/2021

This little man has kept me quite busy this week💙

14/05/2021

Harold has arrived. He’s a little love bug🐾