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I am allergic to love, I try to murder my sister, and I'm hella adorable while I do it
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19/02/2024

13/02/2024

Happy Murderous Monday! Mahm went to a cat cafe and brought me home something to murder! I was very pleased with her offering. Then she took more photos of me under the bed after she took my hiding spot away... meanie. I don't lay in her spot when she goes to work, either. Nope, don't love her at all.

05/02/2024

Part 2 of 2! After this lovely reveal she immediately ran back into the dust cover and I removed it all. Little gremlin.

05/02/2024

Part 1 of 2
Happy Murderous Monday! Here's what I had going on this weekend. She was just happily purring away after this by the way.

29/01/2024

Happy Murderous Monday! Here we have a Muffin before and after belly rubs. Totally doesn't love me though, y'all

23/01/2024

Happy late night Murderous Monday! I'm so glad that my schedule has changed and I now get to snuggle these two on a lazy Sunday. Bonus of Snickers being a begging gremlin!

18/01/2024

I didn't do a Murderous Monday this week because.... Today is Muffin's 9th birthday! Look at this silly little bean. 9 years with this little one, looking forward to as many more as I can get.

09/01/2024

MAHM KIDNAPPED ME AND TOOK ME TO A NEW HOUSE. Happy Murderous Monday! We moved last weekend, and the babies have adjusted to the new, larger place quite nicely.

02/01/2024

Happy New Year and Murderous Monday from Muffin and Snickers! Bonus of Muffin loving my dirty laundry, which is apparently her resolution this year: keep being gross.

25/12/2023

Merry Christmas and happy Murderous Monday from my household 🎄🎅🎄

19/12/2023

Happy very late Murderous Monday! I got a beautiful tortilla blanket at my work's white elephant party, so I immediately made Muffin an angry burrito. As usual, I try not to share myself, but just look at her reaction! Absolutely livid. I'm now sick with a mysterious illness, so the two of them have been keeping me company. And finally, a close-up of a Murderous face.

12/12/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! Muffin got too murderous with her sister and paid the price :(

05/12/2023

Me to their dadders: "Alright so you're gonna judge me, but I got something for the cats...."

Their dadders: "Oh yeah, you're definitely judged" 😂😅

I'm so excited to see what the heck is going on with the two of them, especially Muffin!

04/12/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! I was woken up by kneading, purring, and snuggles this morning. Not sure what's gotten into this murderous one, but I'm loving the softer, snugglier side.

27/11/2023

More pictures of the rare snuggles! Yes, she doesn't snuggle like a normal cat. Why? I don't know, but she snuggles with her feet facing my belly, and has since she was a kitten 😂

27/11/2023

Usually this is a Murderous Monday, but I got the rare Muffin snuggles yesterday. She just hopped up, got under the covers, and purred for 40 minutes straight. I was truly blessed.

20/11/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! A day in the life with Muffin means biting me, then wanting pets not even an hour after. She's a mercurial little thing.

13/11/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! Just some candid chilling shots this week. Every time I see her in her fish bed I hear the "I'm just a little baby!" Tiktok sound.

06/11/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! Muffin loves salty chips

30/10/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! Here's some photos of playful bean and cuddly bean. Bonus Halloween filters!

26/10/2023

Five years ago I brought this little one inside, from stray to spoiled, a Snickers story. She had been wanting in a few times, so her dadders and I decided to just... let her walk in and walk into our garage.

Granted she had her inside and outside life for a bit, but now she's 4 years fully inside! Look at the difference between her coat and weight, she's so pretty.

Happy gotcha day to my little cuddlebug!

23/10/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! These two took such good care of me while I was resting and recovering. Muffin even accompanied me to the bathroom and led me back into the cozy office one day. She has her sweet and snuggly moments.

16/10/2023

Happy world cat day and Murderous Monday! Behold, a sweet bean

10/10/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! Just a beautiful baby begging for food. As you can see, she's never been fed before.... ever

03/10/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! Just a girl and feet, her favorite.

18/09/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! Lookit this little baby shark! She loves churu so much

14/09/2023

11/09/2023

Happy Murderous Monday! I present: leggy, obsessed with laundry, and believes that she is still baby bean.

06/09/2023

04/09/2023

Happy Murderous Monday, or rather cuddle mahm Monday. She decided to cuddle me yesterday while I was washing the bed coverings.

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Long video, but hilarious, I promise. Sound up, sorry for the Harvest Moon music in the background 😂 Happy Murderous Monday! Muffin snores like a human, and it's hilarious. It always makes me smile #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #snore #snoringcat

Part 2 of 2! After this lovely reveal she immediately ran back into the dust cover and I removed it all. Little gremlin. #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat

Part 1 of 2 Happy Murderous Monday! Here's what I had going on this weekend. She was just happily purring away after this by the way. #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat

Usually this is a Murderous Monday, but I got the rare Muffin snuggles yesterday. She just hopped up, got under the covers, and purred for 40 minutes straight. I was truly blessed. #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #cuddlycat #cuddles #purring #purringcat #happycat

I don't know why, but mahm is home when she'd normally be at work! And she's in bed, so I'm supporting her with my teef! Love you mahm! 😽 I somehow gave myself a mild concussion, so I have Muffin and her sister, Snickers, giving me snugs, and in Muffin's case, noms. #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #play #playfulcat #sheetmonster #nom

Happy Murderous Monday! Muffin loves her stinkies #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #stinky #laundry

Imagine getting to work, clocking in, getting your breakfast, and heading to the elevator to your office when you watch this clip. She misses me so much when I leave and it breaks my heart. She acts like she hates me, but I have lots of proof that isn't the case. Now excuse me while I resist the urge to cry 😭 #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #cry #crying #sad #sadcat #wheresmahm #missingmahm

Needed free shipping on Snickers' Chewy order for food, so I snagged her a pickle catnip toy. I have NEVER seen this cat bunny kick a toy, so suffice it to say, it's a hit! This was so precious. She's come so far from that little abandoned stray I started feeding all those years ago. Sweet baby. #SnickerWicker #Snickers #formerstray #adoptdontshop #cuddles #cuddlycat #calico #calicocat #calicocatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #Chewy #thanksChewy #pickle #bunnykicks #happy #happycat #catnip

Happy Murderous Monday! A little late, but I recorded this earlier in the day. Muffin versus frozen Churu. And then Snickers was summoned. I think they both liked them! #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #churu #Frozen #treat #SnickerWicker #MurderousMonday

I didn't post a Murderous Monday this week, so here's a slice of life shot of the babies whilst I'm at work. Really makes me miss them when I'm working. #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #chill #chilling

Happy Murderous Monday! Muffin versus puzzle feeder. I was pleasantly surprised that she figured it out so quickly, but she is food motivated #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #MurderousMonday #puzzle #catpuzzle #feederpuzzle

Happy Murderous Monday! Mahm found a big barrel of Churu on sale and I am so excited! #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #churu #greedycat #gremlin

I've been slacking on posting due to a rampant addiction to Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, so here's 30 seconds of her being murderous on this Murderous Monday! #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat

Happy Murderous Monday! Behold, her vast intelligence. #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #fountain

Happy Snickers Sunday spotlight! She's done this for a long time, I don't get it. I think she's trying to bury the sun? Either way, it's amusing. #SnickerWicker #Snickers #formerstray #adoptdontshop #cuddles #cuddlycat #calico #calicocat #calicocatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram

This happens most mornings after I leave for work. She'll just walk around crying and it breaks my heart so much to hear. 😭😭😭 #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #cry #cryingcat #missesme

This is for Jenna Anderson ! Behold, the crossed eyes as I boop her snoot #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat

Forgot to post this for last week's Murderous Monday, so here y'all go! She has always loved playing fetch with her dadders growing up. #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #ragdollcat #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #snowshoecat #snowshoecatsofinstagram #rescuecat #rescuecatsofinstagram #MuffintheMurderous #chonkycat #play #playfulcat #fetch

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