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Muffin the Murderous

I am allergic to love, I try to murder my sister, and I'm hella adorable while I do it

13/02/2025

This is Bellatrix, aka Bella, aka Bellszebub. She was my partner's cat, who they stated didn't like people very much, yet she immediately latched onto me. When we moved in together she quickly adopted me as a parent and gives me so many snuggles and biscuits.

She's 5 years old, so quite an age difference between her and my little old ladies. For her joyous complications she has feline lower urinary tract disease (FLUTD), which means if she gets stressed out or unhappy, it causes her to have pe**ee accidents and sprays. She also was a bit of a bully when we moved in together because she didn't like having to share me with Snickers. She can also open doors, so she's a bit of a menace and our closet doors are bungie corded together.

The levels of Snickers murder have decreased and her and the kitten now have regular bap battles. Her weird thing is that she likes to get b***y smacks. I'm not talking little pats, I'm talking SMACKS. I try not to think about it much, but it makes her happy I guess lol.

She's more vocal than my golden girls, and it cracks me up

12/02/2025

Second day of bean introduction week with my sweet little Snickers! Found as a stray who showed up on the doorstep of her dadders and I. I started feeding her, she fell in love with us, and when it got cold, we took her in, which was not a great transition for her. Once she was fully cleared by the vet, she was allowed to be an inside/outside baby. Back in those days, she was a murderous little thing and brought me many, many wild animals as presents, even though I tried to get her to stop. When I moved out on my own, she embraced her spoiled princess life and has been inside ever since.

Been with me for 5 years, and every single night, she tucks me in by giving me biscuits on my belly or chest and screams at us if we go to bed too late. She has now accepted my partner into the family, and they get biscuits and screams, too. Her sweetness hides a possible past of abuse and neglect, which makes me so angry, but she is so loved now.

Vets have said she is 11-16 years old? Her dadders pointed out that she's lost some muscle tone when he saw her recently, and I almost cried. She still thinks she's a stray and will eat so much that she pukes, even with all sorts of measures to try and prevent it. Now she gets measured meals.

My beautiful little old lady will continue to live out her days in pampered princess style, she's taken over Muffin's kitty crockpot (heated bed).

11/02/2025

Happy Murderous Monday! I'm gonna be introducing all of the baby beans in my house each day. As she was my first acquired baby and this page's namesake, we start with Muffin!

10 years old, I've had her since she was 8 weeks old. Adopted together with her dadders, has been with just me for about 5 years. When she got to stay with her dadders for 5 days, she started searching for me day 3. Acts like she hates me, yet greets me at the door daily when I get home. Still remembers her dadders and gets super excited to see him. I regularly talk to her dadders, and he gets spammed with photos.

Originally diagnosed with FeLV, fought it off as a kitten, has PICA, arthritis, and maladaptive tooth reabsorption disease. Requires yearly dental cleanings and x-rays, daily Dasuquin for her arthritis. Can't drink out of a regular bowl of water without getting water everywhere. Has lost 2 canines on one side of her mouth already.

Ridiculously complicated, food motivated, and my sweet little demon baby. Part Maine C**n, part Ragdoll, all chaos.

04/02/2025

Happy Murderous Monday! In the latest episode of Our Cats are Complicated, we had to get a RFID feeder for both Snickers and Muffin because Marshmallow kept eating Muffin's lunch while we were at work, and Snickers' microchip feeder suddenly stopped detecting her microchip... So a big chunk of our paycheck went to these new additions 😭😂🙃

27/01/2025

Happy Murderous Monday! I'm feeling more relaxed today. I'm tired from keeping mahm company in whatever room she's in.

21/01/2025

Happy Murderous Monday!!! Mahm said that Saturday was my 10th "birfday," whatever that means. She says I'm 10 years old now? Either way, I got extra snuggles and treats, so I'm not complaining. Mahm said she hates that I'm getting older, but she knows she's giving me the best life I can have. From shelter to spoiled queen on a new king size bed. Heated bed when I can get it away from Snickers, and this is the life.

#10

14/01/2025

Happy Murderous Monday! We got some snow the other day and Muffin enjoyed it once she was gently yeeted into it. My little husky cat walked around forever and wanted to keep going. Snickers ran out and immediately found the only leaf not covered by snow to eat. Bellatrix and Marshmallow weren't as sure about the snow though... Apparently I can't do both video and photos in one post, so might do some reels

07/01/2025

Happy Murderous Monday! Mahm went back to work today and it made me sad. But we got so many snugs! My baby sister is starting to grow on me, I gotta say.

31/12/2024

Happy Murderous Monday! Mahm told me that as long as her appointment goes well, she's going back to work next week. Don't tell her, but I've really enjoyed having her at home with me. I get to snuggle her and knock stuff down and bathe in her scent. I secretly love my mommy, but don't tell her. Is secret.

24/12/2024

Happy Murderous Monday! I got to see my dadders yesterday! I haven't seen him in a long time so I didn't recognize him at first, but then he made the sound that him and mahm have had for me since I was a baby, so I ran to him! I even got to share a churu with my dumb sister Snickers. I'm glad that he understands how I am, because I went back to my bed and he didn't chase me or anything. He just pet Snickers, who had also missed him. But then he fed me dinner and knew I don't care how much I'm pet while I eat and took advantage and pet me a lot. I love my dadders though. Yay dadders!

We wish you a meowy Christmas!

10/12/2024

Sliding in very close for a Murderous Monday! Muffin continues to support me in my surgery recovery. Not pictured: hanging out in my shorts whilst I use the restroom. Bonus perfect shrimp form and sleeping on my pillow even though she totally doesn't love me ever.

03/12/2024

Post-surgery mahm may or may not have lost track of what day it was, so apologies for the late night post.

Happy Murderous Monday! Muffin seems to be enjoying having me around 24/7, but of course doesn't want me to know that. Thankfully I'm healed enough where her laying on me isn't painful, or that morning would have been really bad... She's also starting to get along well with the kitten, I've caught them exchanging kitty nose kisses and playing together.

26/11/2024

Y'all may have noticed that Murderous Mondays haven't been happening, and I just want to say that our favorite chonkstress is alive and well. I was prepping for a surgery I had last week and she's already heckin focused on my recovery, as are her sisters. She even needed to be close to me in the bathroom 😅

05/11/2024

"Am baby" just look at how perfectly I fit in this kitten cube! Always baby. No kitten will be able to take my place!

29/10/2024

I know it's Murderous Monday, but Friday was Snickers' 6th gotcha day!!! From skin and bones to so loved

22/10/2024

Happy insomniac Murderous Monday! Muffin continues to be adorable but denies that she loves me. She just... happens to enjoy pets and wants to say bye or hi when I enter or leave the house. That's all. Nothing to see here. Move along.

15/10/2024

Happy Murderous Monday! As I brought groceries in this evening, Muffin decided that she needed an evening adventure stroll. Not pictured, her getting mad that the front door wasn't open, refusing to walk back the way she came, and me picking up her 18 pound purring butt and walking around the side of the house with a road. Can't trust her to walk it

08/10/2024

Happy Murderous Monday! I didn't get a chance to get a photo because I fell asleep, but Muffin apparently knows when I don't feel well. She ended up joining me for a post-work nap in cuddles under the covers! She CAN be a sweet girl when she wants to be.

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