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Good to see a local cafe in Horbury celebrate Pride Month with this clever window display. The Flaming Teapot at the top...
14/06/2024

Good to see a local cafe in Horbury celebrate Pride Month with this clever window display.

The Flaming Teapot at the top of Queen Street in Horbury is a charming venue for lunch, gluten free food is available if you order in advance and ther is also an outside covered area for us DOG owners!

The food is delicious and Hannah is a great hostess.

Hi Sean here : If anyone wants to understand how a dogs brain actually works then I cannot recommend this book highly en...
12/06/2024

Hi Sean here : If anyone wants to understand how a dogs brain actually works then I cannot recommend this book highly enough. It is not an easy book to read and is not for the squeamish or for those who are easily upset by adult language , scenes of a s*xual nature and is written by an Aussie so what do you expect.

Enjoy if you dare!

For anyone looking for a wild , wild, scary , nail biting , light sabre waving adventure for the family on Fathers Day ,...
12/06/2024

For anyone looking for a wild , wild, scary , nail biting , light sabre waving adventure for the family on Fathers Day , try the frightening JURASSIC EARTH LIVE show at the Victoria Theatre in HALIFAX , which contains the worlds largest walking T Rex.

Catch Wakefields very own ALEX CLIFFORD aka RANGER DANGER as he trains the audience to stand up to the fantastic Beasts for a show that all of the family will enjoy!

Sean here : Why I love my Home Town!
10/06/2024

Sean here : Why I love my Home Town!

Why I love my dog!
10/06/2024

Why I love my dog!

Sean here : Lifelong Evertonians Andy Bell (not him from Erasure) and George Downing have come together to make an offe...
08/06/2024

Sean here : Lifelong Evertonians Andy Bell (not him from Erasure) and George Downing have come together to make an offer to purchase the club and their effort is being backed by the family office of American businessman Michael Dell, who is the founder of Dell Technologies, Sky Sports reports. The presence of the American gives the bid the backing of a $120 billion (£94bn) fortune.

If the deal actually goes through, subject to the approval of the FA of course, the consortium have requested that each end of the new stadium on the beautiful banks of the Mersey should be named in recognition of the two new owners. So the HOME supporters will be seated in the Downing End and the AWAY supporters will be seated in the Bell ...

CONYB!

Sean here : FYI you may see adverts on her for South Yorkshire Coaches offering trips to vist the fantastic Polar Expres...
08/06/2024

Sean here : FYI you may see adverts on her for South Yorkshire Coaches offering trips to vist the fantastic Polar Express Train Ride, these trips are to the Wenslydale venue based at Leeming Bar.

Alex Clifford runs the Embsay and Bolton Abbey Polar Express Experience based near the beautiful town of Skipton in which over 35000 people enjoyed the magical train journey in its first year !

Tickets are selling fast already for this years event

Hi Tracy here: Just to make the Rememberance Day celebration more real , we looked up the records for both my and Seans...
06/06/2024

Hi Tracy here: Just to make the Rememberance Day celebration more real , we looked up the records for both my and Seans uncles who died and were buried during WW2 in North Africa.

My own uncle , who we always called Jack died aged just 20 in Tunisia and is buried in the Tabarka Ras Rajel cemetary, his own mother , my grandmother, swore until her dying day that she knew the exact moment that he was killed ,weeks before the official notification of his death.

He gave his life that we have ours today as did Seans uncle, Michael, who died aged 23 in Libya and is buried near Tobruk, Michael was married with 2 small children whose own son served for over 30 years in the Brirish Army and saw action all over the World.

MAY THEY REST IS PEACE FOREVER

In those immortal word " he aint heavy, he's my brother!"RIP ROB A GREAT HUSBAND AND DAD!
03/06/2024

In those immortal word " he aint heavy, he's my brother!"

RIP ROB A GREAT HUSBAND AND DAD!

Sean here: Donald dismissed the verdict as " just a Stormy in a D cup"
31/05/2024

Sean here: Donald dismissed the verdict as " just a Stormy in a D cup"

28/05/2024

Sean here : OMG I cant believe there's only 5 sleeps until the incredible Centenary Illingworth Park Gala this Sunday 2nd June at 11am until 4pm.

Come and enjoy live entertainment, classic and vinatge cars, Prosecco Bar, beer tent, cake stalls and many more events during the day.

A BIG shout out must go to all of those businesses and companies who have help sponsor and fund raise to make this a very special occassion especially The Co-op Store in Ossett whose Charity Foundation send a generous donation towards the running of this exciting event!

Thank you everyone involvesd and fingers crossed for sunshine !

27/05/2024

SEAN CLIFFORD HERE !

One of the proudest men in the World!

Witnessing my fanastically talently, beauiful wife display all of her talents in her amazing role in Sister Act last week!

Just a word for all of those people who made the whole production possible and without their hours of work , sweat and dedication the show would never have been the success that it was!

Many people have commented that the show was as good if not better than productions that they had seen in the West End ! I say " BO****KS to the West End " this show was WAKEFIELD QUALITY and we should be very proud of what everyone has achieved with just 1% of the resources that them down there have at their disposal!

26/05/2024

Sean here :WOW military service for all 18 y/olds, where to I tick Rick!

Sean here : Looks like the Co-op curse has struck against for thousands of disappointed fans, No ! not because Man City ...
26/05/2024

Sean here : Looks like the Co-op curse has struck against for thousands of disappointed fans, No ! not because Man City players were due there to parade their PL Trophy and FA Cup there to selected £1000.00 per ticket "supporters"

BUT because US wrapper Nicky Menagerie got sniffed at Schiplol Airport by a nosey Alsation! and was detained for NOT carrying drugs out of the country!

Everyone knows under Dutch Law all tourists must leave Holland with at least tulip bulbs, a selfie with an Anne Franks relative or some form of illegal hallucenageric drug as a momento of there stay!

Nicky was phlegmatic and blamed everyone in her massive entourage for not getting her some gear before she boarded the Easy Jet to Mancland. She claimed she was victimised cos she is a wrapper and some of them give their profession a bad name , considering that the average life expectancy of an American wrapper if statistically abou 25 y/o you cant blame the Dutch Cops for their suspicions!

Sean here : The rain poured down outside No 10 ! The much anticipated announcement brought press from all over the globe...
23/05/2024

Sean here : The rain poured down outside No 10 ! The much anticipated announcement brought press from all over the globe to fight for a hallowed position behind the barriers.

Sunak emerged into to the downpour ,not a hair out of place, like a preacher he opened his arms and the crowd fell silent, after the long announcement the reporters shouted more questions .

Ms Kuenssberg voice resonated over the miriad of voices ;

July , Mr Prime Minister?? ?

Ricky turned, almost incandescent, irrited, dripping with perspiration and precipitation, he stared at her adopting that patronising, condescending tone that all politicions do when they need to show their authority to the hoi-polloi!

Yes , were you not listening woman?

Kuenssberg : Apologies Prime Minisiter I asked " DO YOU LIE ?"

Hi Sean here: This is Paula" Cruella De Ville " Vennels , the Face that launched a 1000 su***de attempts , multiple ment...
22/05/2024

Hi Sean here: This is Paula" Cruella De Ville " Vennels , the Face that launched a 1000 su***de attempts , multiple mental break downs, marriage splits, bankruptcies , destruction of family life, expulsions from Mosques etc.

Until yesterday she was responsible for the "Greatest Miscarriage Of Justice in British History", i.e. the Contaminated Blood scandal., Britain has a history of Greatest Miscarriages of Justice from thalidomide, asbestos, Aberfan, Hillsborough Disaster, Steven Lawrence, Grenfill Tower, Manchester Arena Bombings, Miners Strike and about every death in custody by victims of the MET polices " institutional racism"force.

Rumours are the Post Office, like the Royal Mail. is slimmiing down ready for a BIG sell off, the Government have a major carrot to get Fush*tsu to cough up compensation to all of the "victims" as Fush*tsu will then be able to tender again for all of those billion pound Defence contracts that they are barred from bidding for at the moment.

Oh well , alls well that Vennells well!

20/05/2024

Sean here again:

In this very Holiest of weeks when our Trace finally achieves her lifelong ambition to become a nun ! I found myself at a loose end yesterday and decided to throw myself into the my Go To Read " The Cathloic Pictorial Online ".

Much has changed in the rag since my seminary days , now there is a problem page, a spot the Pontiff competition ( easy hes usually stood on the Balcony overlooking St Peters Square !) and "Confession of the Week" which brings tears to your eyes! There was a very topical article from a Devonian Priest about the effect of boiling Holy Water on its healing properties but South West Water said there was no issue so long as you dont drink it!

A favorite story was about a man walking through a strange town when he heard a crowd shouting towards a religious looking man standing on a small stage holding up the Bible. All he could hear was " ar****le, ar****le, ar****le". Pushing his way to the front of the crowd he was desperate to hear what the poor Preacher was saying to invoke such a vicious and unchristian response!

Holding the Bible aloft the Preachers voice boomed out across the square ,silencing the crowd. " TELL me we die and go to meet our MAKER and we are cowering in HIS presence , where is the ONE place, the ONE place, that GOD ALMIGHTY will look for PROOF that we have lead the life that he demanded of us, before we can enter the gates of HEAVEN ?

Then with one voice allof the crowd cried in unison "OUR SOUL, OUR SOUL, OUR SOUL!"

20/05/2024

Anyone know how to get"approval" on the " You know you haved lived in Ossett " site?

17/05/2024

OMG ; Only one small step away from "The Final Game" on 26th May.

So dig out those Rosary Beads, bottles of Holt Water and Bibles and get some praying practice in whilst watching SISTER ACT 21-25TH May at the Theatre Royal before you make that annual pilgrimage to that Mecca of Soccer "The Hallowed Turf of Wembley Stadium!"

Will the Whites do it this time and achieve their status amongst the Gods of football or will they crash and burn in the hell and damnation of the Championship for all eternity?

As Sister Mary Martin would say " IS the Pope Catholic?"

Sean here : Wow, just take a look at Sister Mary Martins ecc reaction to the news that Leeds have gotten through to anot...
17/05/2024

Sean here : Wow, just take a look at Sister Mary Martins ecc reaction to the news that Leeds have gotten through to another Wembley play off final after their demolition of the Canaries !

16/05/2024

GO GO GO GO GO GO LEEDS !!!!

ALMOST THERE FINGERS CROSSED !

16/05/2024

Sean here, you just could not make it up !
"Man who was caught having s*x with heffers after farmer set up surveillance cameras in his shed suspecting his herd was being 'interfered with" according to todays Daily Mail Online.

The defendants lawyer laughed it off as just another "c**k and bull story" , but the defendant was convicted of the charges spared jailed and given a suspended sentence and was baaaaaaaard from approaching any farm animals in future!

15/05/2024

Sean here : To everyone out there is a relationship with women of a certain age , hide all of the cutlery before its too late !

Why ?
Deborah Stallard, 54, is spared jail for stabbing her husband, 51, for falling asleep while she was talking to him – after he told court it was a ‘one-off’ because ‘she is on the menopause’ - Mail Online Reported

Debbie was given a suspended sentence following the stabbing her rotund husband in the chest upon noticing him yawning and dozing off as she attempted to explain her personal isssues to him following a heavy sesh at the pub.

Had her hubby not been as large as he was the knife would have hit a lung and killed him , judging by his photos she would have needed a Samauri sword to pe*****te that gut!

Despite the ruling she is still prevented from contacting him until the end of her " sentence period " which must be big fear for him in case he blinks when she starts chatting to him again!

14/05/2024

Sean here,

I nearly choked on my Horlicks tonite when I heard the commentator on the radiogram repeat the rumour that Spurs would be happy to lose to Mansh*tty to blow the Arses title bid even if it meant them losing out on a CL spot next season !

Mark Bullingham Chief Executive Officer of the Footy Assoc recently issued a statement to all the Chairmen of the PL confirming that "the results of the FFplay breaches would lead to points deductions for those guilty clubs before the end of the season ie next weekend".

So of course Spurs are happy to lose tonight as they know that when Mansh*tty get their 100 point deduction next week and are relegated to Divion 1 , Spurs will be joining The Arse, The Kopsh*tes and The Villa in Europe next year as promised by the head of the FA

14/05/2024

Sean here ( or am I ?)

Sean here ( or am I?)

Spy scam victim: 'I'll never get my £850k back', Carolyn Woods gave her "MI5" boyfriend almost £1 million of her property sales profit over 12 months to fund numerous investments including the flat he " bought for her in Bath" according to the Dalily Mail.

Now having seen "him" sent down for 4 years for defrauding her and several other wealthy women across Europe she is attempting to recover some or all of her brass using The Proceeds of Stupidity Act .

These cases just clutter up the Judicial System and obviously offer not enougH warningS to other women , men or those who are yet to decide about giving their brass to total strangers who con them!

Ms Woods "boyfriend" will be out in two years but will probably never disclose the wereabouts of her dosh ,why should we feel sorry for her really!

Answers on the back of a cheque ........................

Sean here , I turned the radiogram on about 10pm last night only to hear that two goals had been scored against Merseysi...
14/05/2024

Sean here , I turned the radiogram on about 10pm last night only to hear that two goals had been scored against Merseysides second best team by Duran Duran , who being from Brum are big Villa supporters !

Shock up shock when I heard that Hollywood A Lister Tom Hanks was actually a massive Villa fan and was there to cheer on his CL bound team. He was really impressed with having a selfie taken with the most famous Forrest Gump look-a-like until his "people" told him it was actually Jurgen Klopp , oops

Sean here !A big THANK YOU to everyone who has worked so hard to get the Centenary Gala organised so far, all the stalls...
13/05/2024

Sean here !

A big THANK YOU to everyone who has worked so hard to get the Centenary Gala organised so far, all the stalls are booked and the entertainment ready to rock and roll!

We are still looking for owners of CLASSIC AND VINTAGE CARS who wish to display their pride and joy on the day for just £5.00

Cheers.

13/05/2024

Dog walkers will have their pets seized by police if they allow them to 'terrorise livestock' under new government laws

Great news for the farming community who have successfully lobbied Government into ammending the Countryside Act. The new law extends the ability of the Police to seize and destroy dogs which are proven to be of "threat" to animals rather that the dogs having physically injured or killed as in the past!

Both Canine Times and The Dogs Trust support the changes which will save the farming community millions interms of lost stock , stress, vets bills , losses through mis carriage and expensive court cases etc.

Lawyers point out that the legislation could ultimately extend to all dogs in the wider community using the Dangerous Dogs Act 2015 as the benchmark. If implemented this would mean any dog shown to be aggressive to another animal or human would be seized and destroyed

The new legislation allows for DNA evidence to be taken from the victim and attack dog(s) as proof but it would even cover "threatening" behaviour where no contact is made, as professional dog walkers we would also welcome this wider application becoming law.

Food for thought!

12/05/2024

Sean here : Danny Farkhe , the current LUFC manager, was recently quoted as "He added: "I think we have a winning mentality because on special occasions and spotlight games we are spot on. We played twice against Leicester and won two times, we beat Ipswich twice.

"Sometimes some more consistency would have been great for 'another day in the office' games but when you finish with 90 points you can't complain too much. We have two spotlight games now and I'm optimistic."

For a team who only won game in their last six, who fell apart after the internal break and whose " dressing room spirit" is in tatters after one of their star players told his colleagues he had been in negociations with a Premiership Club so was playing there anyway next season!

Or is this just fake news coming out of the club to spur the team on?

Sean here : I understand there were huge technical issues with Ollie Alexanders sound system at the final of Eurodisney ...
12/05/2024

Sean here : I understand there were huge technical issues with Ollie Alexanders sound system at the final of Eurodisney last night, the problem was everyone could hear the fecking song!

We were at Leeds Area last night being blown away by TENACIOUS Ds awesome show, Jack and Kyle have move musical ability in one finger than all of this acts groaning to us from Malma.

Thank god we never hear any of those " songs " ever again on our radiograms!.

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