08/06/2017
The Bumblesnot
Oh, his eyes, his eyes
Make puddles look like they’re not shinin’
His farts, his farts
Come endlessly without him trying
He’s so Bumbleful
And I tell him every day
I know, I know
When I gripe on him they don’t believe me
And it's so, it's so
Funny to think they may not see what I see
But every time they ask me, “Is he okay?”
I say:
When I see his face
There’s not a thing that I would change
‘Cause he’s amazing
Just the way he is
And when he drools
I have to stop and stare awhile
‘Cause he’s so messy
Just the way he is
His nose, his nose
I could wipe all day if he’d just let me
His snort, his snort
It’s loud but I think it’s so silly
He’s so Bumbleful
And I tell him every day
Oh he knows, he knows
I’d never ask him to change
If perfect’s what you’re searching for
Just say his name
He doesn’t care either way
He knows I’ll say:
When I see his face
There’s not a thing that I would change
I can’t stop gazing at
Just the way he is
And when he snores
I have to listen for awhile
‘Cause he’s hair-raising
Just the way he is
Bumb, you’re amazing
Just the way you are.
snort snort zzz
