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Sammy the sod here. Follow my adventures here. We will laugh and cry and I will generally be a pain

16/08/2023

Mummy thinks she’s hilarious. She’s actually laughing her head off at herself. Sad or what?? But truth be told, I am top dog of Toton. 🐶🐶

13/06/2023

Sammy the sod here. I’m flipping fuming, I’ve been sat by this door flipping hours and no one is getting the message. I want to go out. People in this house are so thick, it’s actually unreal.

Mummy just walks around in her stupid sunglasses saying ‘it’s too hot Sam wam thank you mam’ (why does she call me this? My name is Sammy).

Totally and utterly fed up of this hot weather. It’s like being in prison round here. Although, Mummy did take me for an hours walk at 6am this morning, but that doesn’t count. And I get nice food and treats, a full on doggy paddling pool and lots of fuss and affection. But I’m sure this is what prison is like. I’m disgusted.

Over and out.

21/04/2023

Sammy the sod here. I’ve been for a groom, don’t I look smart? So when I got to groom place all the other dogs are shaking and scared. But I’m like super excited and started doing a funny, happy noise to the lady. She loved me.

Later on Mummy came to collect me. And the lady said that ‘I’d been by far the best behaved dog and she loved me’. Mummy said ‘are you being sarcastic or what??’ How rude!!. So finally, Mummy believes the lovely lady is telling the truth and now she won’t stop smiling a weird gormless like smile at me. It’s creeping me out tbh!!

Over and out.

18/04/2023

Sammy the sod here. Yet again my Mummy is completely thick. What doesn’t she get about me walking around with her smelly walking boot in my gob? But, she just carries on with her work. The pain (bad smell) I’m having to endure to have this awful boot in my mouth is beyond terrible. I just sigh loudly and walk away. Disgusting owner behaviour. Ps I did go out for an hour earlier, but so!!!
Over and out.

16/04/2023

Sammy the sod here. Long time no report. This week I’ve been in the serious dog house. It’s that bad, I can’t even repeat it. But I heard Mummy say to Daddy ‘It’s me or the dog.’ Daddy choose me, thank god.
Over and out.
PS Mummy is still here though!!!

03/03/2023

Sammy the sod here. I love submerging myself in murky, sh*tty water then shaking myself all over Mummy. I urge all dogs to do this to their owners. It’s great fun. And I’m sure it’s great for bonding.

02/03/2023

Sammy the sod here. So today, Mummy has been telling anyone that listens, that all dogs have different personalities. She also said whilst some dogs are quiet, gentle and quite posh, I’m the rough, loud and rude one. Now I’m only a dog, but I think this is rather insulting. I can’t help it if I’m tough, loud and bold. Mummy says if I was a human I’d definitely have an ASBO. Rude!!! Over and out.

01/03/2023

Sammy the sod here. Why is my Mummy so dumb? I’m bloody hungry, why doesn’t she get the message? I follow her everywhere, obstructing her daily life with this bowl in my gob. She still doesn’t understand. Someone help me please!!!! Over and out.

31/01/2023

Sammy the sod here. I really fooled Mummy today. So we were out walking and I was off the lead. I loved it but I made sure I went back to Mummy regularly, as I know how she panics.

She was walking along saying how brilliant I was and it was worth all the hard work and stress. But finally we had got there. Ha that’s where I fooled her.

So whilst she was busy dreaming about crufts trophies, I was up to no go. Next time she came into the real world, I was off on George Spencer rugby pitch. I have to say it’s fabulous. Mummy went into a right meltdown, serves her right for being so cocky.

Anyway all the George Spencer kids starting chasing me around and I got caught by a teacher. Not really but it sounds better than Mummy shouted me and I went back. Over and out. 🐶🐶

15/01/2023

Sammy the sod here. Whilst you lot rest in your beds, I’m out serving my community. Just did a litter pick. I’m hoping for a OBE off that new King. Over and out.

27/11/2022

Sammy the sod here. Went down park, barked at everyone. Everyone ran off. Had park to myself. The end.

18/11/2022

Sammy the sod here. So my infected paw is on the mend, I’m no longer on 3 legs. Which is absolutely marvellous. I’m still on these big pink treats (they don’t taste like treats, but I will eat anything). Mummy says they are antibiotics and that’s why my paw feels better.

Mummy rang the vets today, to see if I can run about yet. But the vet said in no uncertain terms, I’m not allowed. But I’m telling you if I have to walk around that frigging big block again, well I will go insane. I’m sick of seeing the same boring houses, peeing up the same boring lamp posts and smelling the same boring smells. It’s all just too much, I just want to run free.

Apparently, I can’t go off my crapping lead until the sample of my abscess comes back from wherever it’s gone, Tim-buck-too by the sounds of it!!!! How long do these things take?

Over and out Fed up Sammy the sod.

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