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The Crowned Cat The Crowned Cat 501(c)(3)is a rescue organization dedicated to our feline friends & TNR

05/11/2024

If anyone is in need of a ride to the polling stations, please let me know! I’ll take you, regardless of who you are voting for!

Spread the word! I can transport you to your nearest polling station. I will talk about my cats, tho.

Should one decide to live in a pig pen, and then bemoan the filth, we would collectively, and fittingly, question the be...
23/10/2024

Should one decide to live in a pig pen, and then bemoan the filth, we would collectively, and fittingly, question the bellyacher’s misguided choice…….

So, too, should we contemplate, and castigate, those who choose to reside in the rural corners of nature….only to bewail the inevitable interactions with nature’s creatures.

As humans, we have the power to choose to live in a city filled with people….or a corner of wild, untamed rural nature. Both options come packaged with pros and cons…and every time I encounter a human who resides in the latter, and then bi***es about the creatures, to whose home you have invaded, my mind engages in a battle with my mouth….

Since taking a public-serving job in retail, my mind likes to caution my thoughts on the Mind to Mouth Highway….to S**U. After all, I need the money to feed my clowder of spoiled, fat cats…..but OMG, hot pickles in a jar, it is sometimes *SO DIFFICULT* to not admonish a person looking for ammunition in their never ending war on Nature.

Instead of focusing their energy on ways to live in harmony with Nature’s most resourceful woodland critters, a lot of folks spend dollar after dollar on such contraptions as “The Squirrelnator,” a trap that promises to “trap a dozen squirrels at once,” or lay toxic poisons that destroy ecosystems and harm pets, utilize wicked and horrid glue traps that force innocent creatures to endure the most unimaginable, torturous death, and a dozen other repellents, traps, contraptions & killers….

Me, personally? I live in the city. So, yes, my perception is a little screwed, maybe I’m flat out wrong. The only pests I deal with, are transients who squirrel away trinkets and stash away stolen goods in my bushes. Sure, I see a stray rat every great once in awhile….but my numerous outdoor cats dispatch any invaders with efficient speed and calculating precision. We had a mole living under our magnolia tree. After 1 week, we never saw it, or its natural destruction, again.

Which brings me to the question of why so many humans try to fight against Nature. You won’t win. You will waste globs of money, time, and sanity. But, in the end, Nature, and her wardens of the woods, will win….

Choosing to live in nature can bring immense peace, fulfillment, and connection. Our souls yearn for our natural world. But, for f***s sake…….please…stop trying to kill, trap, destroy, and repel the very creatures that inhabit the land. Learn to live in harmony. Figure a way to outsmart the destruction, and adapt to THEIR world.

Humans have the ability to think, strategize, adapt. The critters in the woods only know survival. It is our duty, as stewards of this world, to formulate a way to live in tranquility with Nature.

You can choose to live in the city. You can choose to live in Nature. But, please, stop choosing what living beings have the right to live or die, when you decided to move into THEIR ENVIRONMENT.

Should you decide to swim in a shark infested lagoon, don’t scream & cry when your leg is bitten off and eaten for lunch….💕

formulate ways to wage war on squirrels, rats, mice, gophers, moles, and other pesky “rodents,”

***COURTESY POST***Can anyone take these kittens? Poster needs immediate placement.
19/10/2024

***COURTESY POST***

Can anyone take these kittens?

Poster needs immediate placement.

07/10/2024

Seeking:

Transport from Medford to SNYP in take talent, tomorrow morning, dropping off feral cats.

If you can pick up cats tomorrow morning around 7:30am, and take them to SNYP in Talent by 8am, please message me!

Thank you!

What do Feline Fanatics do when there’s a Spray War?!Unfortunately, an oft overlooked, but extremely frustrating aspect ...
19/08/2024

What do Feline Fanatics do when there’s a Spray War?!

Unfortunately, an oft overlooked, but extremely frustrating aspect of Cat Servitude, is when two males, albeit neutered, feel insecure or threatened, and begin…….SPRAYING 💦💦😱😱😱😲😲😲😮🤯! Inside..the…home🏡…

This creates so much stress, not only on our feline 🐈friends, but those humans who love & serve them. It is also the #1 reason for re-homing.

Spraying & marking, in my opinion, is the MOST frustrating & stress inducing part of having cats.

The smell 🤢 is atrocious (tho not anywhere near as bad as when they are UN-fixed), the spots you cannot find are maddening, and it can leave one feeling absolutely hopeless and defeated.

I’ll be totally honest; when spraying begins, it can be a long, arduous journey to understand the reasoning, and find a solution. It’s work. And it SUCKS big time.

All it takes is 1 rescue cat to disrupt the harmonious flow of a Cat House. In our case, it was Captain…..and then a litter of kittens….that pi**ed Grizzly Tom off enough to start spraying….this led to stressing out poor 99, who now decided that spraying my bathroom shower curtain, my towels, my shoes, and the wall above the air vent…are most acceptable to back up his lil p**p shoot and wiener waterer, and spray with abandon. F*ck….🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Feliway pheromone diffusers in every room, calming collars on the Scandalous Sprayers, Captain finally adopted out, kittens in an outdoor kennel……and me…quivering with fear, that as the new day dawns, I’m going to find more territorial spray spots in my own I try so hard to maintain. 😕😮😮🤯☹️😖

As we fumble along to get through this harrowing hardship of tinkling terrors, to find a permanent solution, I ponder how at 42 years old, I spend my Saturday nights sneaking around in the dark, a UV flashlight illuminating evidence of destructive pi***ng wars….how the eff did this become my life? Is this love? Or insanity?

I’m quickly brought back into the moment, by the amazing height that these cats can achieve, when painting my walls with their p***s piddles….seriously, if pi***ng was an Olympic sport, Grizzly would win Gold.

The solution, at least over at The Crowned Cat , is to get both cats into a vet to rule out any medical conditions…

Since this is Grizzly Tom (total as***le), and 99 (semi-spoiled as***le), of course there is no medical basis for their bladder blasting; indicative of being behavioral, and much more challenging to resolve…

I have no definitive answers for you, Dear Fellow Spray Sufferer. It’s a deplorable club to be a part of….it takes time, patience, and a LOT of enzyme cleaning spray.

We close off areas where no impish cats may wander. We spend loads on pheromone sprays and calming aids. We spend time with each cat, and our next step will be trying out prescription medication such as fluoxetine or gabapebtin, in hope of getting the cats through an anxious or stressful time.

Just know, you’re not alone. Cats are not for the faint of heart.

We love cats because they are wild at heart, independent, and angry pocket sized tigers…..but those same reasons can cause us to experience stress and frustration, when they communicate through spraying, a throwback to their feral, undomesticated, tameless nature.

How do you negotiate with a CAT?

You don’t.

You adapt. You clean. You find the root cause of their anxiety and insecurity…..

And you spend your free time wandering your darkened home, UV light in hand, with the expertise of a CSI agent, the nose of a bloodhound, the insanity of a True Crazy Cat Lady, and a heart too full of love and empathy to stop rescue.

Update on the second lil kitten that went in first surgery to remove the bad eye…..Sadly, although he made it through su...
27/07/2024

Update on the second lil kitten that went in first surgery to remove the bad eye…..

Sadly, although he made it through surgery on Wednesday, he passed away last night.

That makes 3 kittens rescued, that succumbed to whatever was making them so incredibly ill.

My hope is that they at least felt relief and love, if only for a minute.

The other 4 kittens rescued are putting on weight and seem to be thriving. Fingers crossed, they remain healthy.

To everyone following this saga, thank you for your love and support.

We can’t save them all. But at least we tried. 💕

Thank from The Crowned Cat

Update on Sick Kittens….I spoke too soon about the 1 kitten who got an eye removal surgery..he was fine at pickup, but t...
26/07/2024

Update on Sick Kittens….

I spoke too soon about the 1 kitten who got an eye removal surgery..he was fine at pickup, but the next day, he took a downward turn. Thankfully, Dr. Danna Catt was able to see him and get him some more treatment, which he is positively responding to. And Kaitie Skulitz is fostering him and loving on him and going to get him back on track.

Thank you to everyone who sent items from Amazon wish list today!!!! I opened my door to what looked like Xmas morning! The cats will be well cared for!

Thank you everyone! I’ll keep you updated.

*UPDATE ON SICK KITTIES & one stupid vehicle*Good Morning, Feline Freaks💕💕💕💕Three adults and 2 kittens from the property...
24/07/2024

*UPDATE ON SICK KITTIES & one stupid vehicle*

Good Morning, Feline Freaks💕💕💕💕

Three adults and 2 kittens from the property, were fixed, vaccinated and flea treated yesterday, and will be released back this morning….

…And thank pickles, because the fleas on these cats are the most disgusting, overwhelming, creepy things I’ve seen in a long time, and I’m SO happy they got relief and will feel much better soon😻😻

The 2 kittens with bad eyes went to Pear Blossom yesterday. The lil tabby did great. And is already feeling SO much better. His Very Bad Eye was successfully removed, and he will be a normal, happy, one eyed kitten from here on out…

Sadly, the Siamese, who went in for the same surgery, did not make it. Dr. Danna Catt did everything she could, because she’s a furreaking incredible human and Doctor💕

…this happens sometimes when there’s an unknown underlying condition…or, maybe he was just too weak. Unfortunately, because these kits had such a rough start, they were not very healthy to begin with.

…The kitten needed the eye removal, so The Crowned Cat opted for surgery…it’s not always successful, but it is always heartbreakingly sad.

To those who contributed and donated……..OMG THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉💕💕💕💕💕

You know who you are! I know who you are! And I’m grateful to ALL OFF YOU!!!! The kittens surgeries were covered in full! And I have a little bit leftover to continue care on the kittens now in the care of The Crowned👑 Cat🐱

And….my stupid vehicle. Apparently, he needed a new battery. Which was frustrating, because there was absolutely no indication prior, to get a new battery🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️I have never been impressed with opting for a hybrid…so I will be listing my vehicle for sale and purchasing just a regular old, combustible engine, gas powered car, or fully electric vehicle. None of this “hybrid” crap. It’s gotta be one system or another. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Are you interested in adopting? Fostering? Taking over rescue efforts so I can slink silently into a new life in some warm, sunny locale? Send me a PM…😂😻😻😻💕💕💕💕😻💕💕

23/07/2024

Just got home from the broken down car, cat trapping fiasco.

Dilemma:

It’s 1:31am, so nobody will probably see this.

I have 5 cats that need to go to snyp at 8:00am this morning.

And 2 cats to go to Dr. Catts at Pear Blossom.

My car is at the shop now, and The Husband left a locked trailer filled with rubbish, on his truck, rendering it not drivable for me.

If anyone can take cats to either place, PLEASE call or text me asap at 805-304-9680

Thank you.

Also, I’m done adulting. Too hard.

18/07/2024

**Rant incoming…**

Top irritating things I experience as a rescuer:

Any unsolicited advice. I don’t want to hear it. Unsolicited advice is just criticism with sprinkles on it. If I didn’t ask you, then I don’t want to hear it.

When people state…”oh, I wish I could help…” but then proceed to heap their 236 reasons and problems on me. Dear Goddess. If you cannot help, then don’t say anything. I, too, have a houseful of animals, kids, a full time job, and a life. I figure it out, or I move on.

Anybody that comes to me months/years after I tried getting their animal fixed, and they declined, and now they have unwanted kittens and expect me to help resolve the issue. These people really need a lobotomy.

Anybody who just randomly, unexpectedly, and un invited shows up on my doorstep. Please dont do that. It’s not polite, and half the time im elbow deep in cat chores, and the last thing I want is to stop and socialize with random people, who proceed to heap their drama and problems on me.

People who dump animals on me or my porch. Your parents failed you significantly. And you’re an irresponsible butthead.

The State of Oregon, or, at the least Jackson County, Oregon. What a s**t hole of a city our “leadership” has created. No resources for animals, rescuers, or people who wish to better themselves and live in a safe, clean city.

Cat “rescuers” who are actually just hoarders with clear mental illnesses.

It’s not the cats that make rescuing a challenge; it’s the people. So much ego, ignorance, and just plain, stupid irresponsibility.

I’m exhausted.

SOS Request:I’ve secured an appt for this sad lil creature…So, now, I’m hoping to find placement for it. This cat needs ...
18/07/2024

SOS Request:

I’ve secured an appt for this sad lil creature…

So, now, I’m hoping to find placement for it.

This cat needs a foster or home.

It’s going to be seen by my vet tomorrow morning.

Can you help?

SOS Request for help…The Crowned Cat  does *not* have these cats. I am trying to solicit help for these cats! I can tran...
17/07/2024

SOS Request for help…

The Crowned Cat does *not* have these cats.

I am trying to solicit help for these cats!

I can transport.

I can fundraise.

But I cannot take them into my care.

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