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Chronic Catnip This is the catnip your cat's mother warned it about! Behold the Crippler Custom Chronic Blend! If catnip was the bible, this is the Book of Revelations.

This legendary cat treat is a secret blend of the most powerful organic catnip strains in the world. Our super potent sweet leaf nip’ packs up to 5 times the nepetalactone content as ordinary “store bought” catnip. This is the catnip your cat’s mother warned it about, and it’s in stock and ready to ship! Please bear in mind that catnip this good is ONLY intended for good kitties, and if you’re pet

has been guilty of even the slightest behavioral infraction in recent history, it arguably does not deserve organic catnip this potent and fantastic, however, the choice is yours. What you need to understand is that beneath your cats happy go lucky exterior and occasional loving meow, beyond its quiet, loyal, and subtle demeanor, your cat is seeking something; your cat has a dream. A dream that has danced in its head since it was just a baby kitten; it wants, to just once, experience the greatest catnip in the history of the world. Your cat wants the Chronic. This is a secret dream that all cats share, one that sadly too often goes unfulfilled, mostly because cats do not know how to use a computer. However for those lucky few cats, a loving human has set forth a chain of events that will change their lives forever. A legendary organic catnip blend has been ordered on their behalf, and is now scheduled for delivery at the very house in which they live. And when that telltale package is opened, kitty eyes will well with tears as once fuzzy fantasies become clear and feline emotions will run rampant as many animals are simply overcome with joy. Some cats are even left completely speechless. When cats sleep, they think of the chronic. When the elder cats speak, they speak of the chronic. When your cat purr’s, it is really trying to ask you to order our purr-ticularly potent chronic catnip blend. Is it not time for you to start listening?

$12 bucks delivered to your door, shipping included, the legendary crippler catnippler™ custom chronic pure strain organic catnip blend! MEOWSERS! That’s good nip!

Today’s Funny! 😻
17/12/2023

Today’s Funny! 😻

Hey Meowsers!! I’m delivering my Christmas list to Santa!! Cannot take any chances!! Chronic Catnip is all I want this y...
09/12/2023

Hey Meowsers!! I’m delivering my Christmas list to Santa!! Cannot take any chances!! Chronic Catnip is all I want this year for Christmas..well… maybe a couple of mice too and a pound of kibbles. I told Santa to go to www.thechroniccatnipcompany.com. They have the best! It’s twisted whiskers! 😻

Looks like someone went a little heavy on our Chronic Catnip! We have fresh nip ready to go and it’s wicked good! A grea...
07/12/2023

Looks like someone went a little heavy on our Chronic Catnip! We have fresh nip ready to go and it’s wicked good! A great gift for your furrbaby!! See us @ wwwthechroniccatnipcompany.com 🎄🎄

18/01/2022

A little lesson of kindness and love from these furrbabies…❤️

Praying for some Chronic Catnip for Christmas?? Paws up Meowsers!! We are freshly stocked with our wicked nip blends and...
16/12/2021

Praying for some Chronic Catnip for Christmas?? Paws up Meowsers!! We are freshly stocked with our wicked nip blends and check out our brand new Cat in the Window ornaments at www.thechroniccatnipcompany.com! Get those paws busy and order today!!

Please say you bought me more Chronic Catnip... Please say you bought me more Chronic Catnip... http://www.thechroniccatnipcompany.com/

Hey Meowsers anybody tried this before?
24/06/2021

Hey Meowsers anybody tried this before?

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meowser Mommies out there!!
09/05/2021

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meowser Mommies out there!!

03/05/2021

Paws up Meowsers!! We are all good!! Up and ready after some technical interruptions! So if you have been looking for your favorite wicked nip go here now!! www.thechroniccatnipcompany.com

The World Famous Chronic Catnip Company - Our 100% pure strain organic catnip blend will blow your cat's friggin mind!

Hey Meowsers!! It’s the weekend! Kick back with some Chronic Catnip! Get it here! www.thechroniccatnipcompany.com! Now ...
23/04/2021

Hey Meowsers!! It’s the weekend! Kick back with some Chronic Catnip! Get it here! www.thechroniccatnipcompany.com! Now this will get your whiskers twisted!! Order today !

Good Morning Meowsers!! Catching a little Spring air and getting my workout in!! Later today I’m hitting up on my fav..W...
07/04/2021

Good Morning Meowsers!! Catching a little Spring air and getting my workout in!! Later today I’m hitting up on my fav..WOWEY MEOWEY I ordered from The Chronic Catnip Company. Get yours today by going to www.thechroniccatnipcompany.com! It’s the best stash on the street!! Get some today!! It’s twisted whiskers!!

03/11/2020

PAWS UP MEOWSERS! TODAY’s the day! GET YOUR TAIL TO THE POLLS 😸

We just had to share! These furry little devils sneak into our hearts❤️❤️
28/10/2020

We just had to share! These furry little devils sneak into our hearts❤️❤️

My heart is exploding💔

Your Wednesday funny!
15/10/2020

Your Wednesday funny!

Some things are just more important

Hey Meowsers!! Paws Up!!
15/10/2020

Hey Meowsers!! Paws Up!!

Best Medicine.

Hey Meowsers! I think this is what repurposing looks like!! 😂🤣
12/10/2020

Hey Meowsers! I think this is what repurposing looks like!! 😂🤣

How cute are these two!

Hey Meowsers!! Hope you are all staying well out there!! Here’s your Friday funny!! Don’t forget! Get some of our newest...
24/04/2020

Hey Meowsers!! Hope you are all staying well out there!! Here’s your Friday funny!! Don’t forget! Get some of our newest blend, WOWEY MEOWY at www.thechriniccatnipcompany.com.. You won’t be sorry!! 😻😻

Hey Meowsers! Try this for beating the Covid boredom!!
16/04/2020

Hey Meowsers! Try this for beating the Covid boredom!!

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Catnip wakes up the dead
Catnip wakes up the dead

"My cat has the energy of a dead slug and acts as though he's dead. So I bought your catnip for him to get high before he departs this dear planet - I spread some out onto his old clawing box. Eish! This cat came alive! He became lovable and energetic and clawed and rolled and flipped and talked and talked and is now passed out in the carpet with the happiest smile on his face. Your high quality catnip has the Lazarus effect! Thanks guys! Here's a short clip ..." -From A Happy Customer

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