Rock City Mastiffs and English Bulldogs

03/05/2024

***Update*** Both boys have now found homes. Thank you everyone for your interest in them! 🫶

For anyone interested in the 2 boys we are currently looking to rehome, here are a couple pictures.

The apricot male mastiff is about 4 years old, still intact but will not come with papers. He is a great dog, very loving, and will make an amazing family pet.

The chocolate merle male English Bulldog is 3 years old and a big sweetheart. He is also still intact and we would consider homing him with his papers to the right family. He just lays around and loves the occasional belly rub, the typical bulldog!

Both are going for a low rehoming fee. Please fill out an application pinned to the top of our page and pm us if interested in one of these special boys.

02/05/2024

Well it looks like we will not be having puppies with Hazel and Ronan, breeding didn't take 😞 and after a lot of talking and looking at our lives moving forward, we are officially getting out of breeding.

As a result of this decision, we are looking for a few special families that we will consider rehoming a few of our adult dogs. These dogs are like family to us so we will be very picky on who they go to and will require a contract with return clause. If you are interested in an adult male English Bulldog or an adult male Mastiff, please pm us for more info. We may have a couple females that we are thinking of rehoming but they will remain with us for now.

This has been a tough decision for us and we have not come to it lightly. Thank you to all of our followers and previous families who have provided amazing homes for our puppies over the years! We love you all! ❤️🐾

29/03/2024

Happy 1st birthday to these little chocolate morsels from Debbie and Wilbur! 🥳❤️

11/03/2024

Cross your fingers that this breeding took. Hoping for some beautiful brindle, apricot, and fawn babies in a couple months! 🤞

11/03/2024

Got a pupdate on this gorgeous girl! Can't believe these babies will be 1 year old at the end of the month!

21/02/2024

Look at Remy just living his best life in 2024. Samantha Michael

21/12/2023

Important info for all of our bulldog families 🤣

Congratulations on acquiring your Bulldog. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Bulldog comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Bulldog ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Bullie suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Bulldog to stay in the sun too long. They can burn and over heat if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Bulldog comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Di****ad
Sh****ad
Goofy
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you As***le
Put that down
Why?
Leave it
Drop it
Get that out of your mouth
Sock thief
Stubborn Ass

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the Bullie's zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Bulldog is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Bulldog. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

(Last part is not completely accurate as per our contract lol)

16/09/2023

POTENTIAL OWNER: How much is the puppy?

BREEDER: $3500+ dollars.

POTENTIAL OWNER: What?? It's way too expensive!!

BREEDER: What do you think would be a good price?

POTENTIAL OWNER: No more than $500. You reputable breeders are so over priced.

BREEDER: I am sorry you see it this way, why don't you try it yourself?

POTENTIAL OWNER: But I've never done it!

BREEDER: For FREE I can teach you how to do it, and in addition you will have the knowledge to do it again.

POTENTIAL OWNER: Perfect, thank you!

BREEDER: To start you will need a female(average cost $4500 and up)and a male(average cost $4500 and up) or semen (average $2000-$2500 and up). You will need to do genetic & health testing on them, averages about $500+ per dog. Lets not forget progesterone testings, inseminations, ultrasounds, x-rays, semen collections, semen analysis, potentially semen overnight shipping and so on ($1500+). Raise and provide daily care, feeding & grooming for 2 years. (minimal $250 per month) Oh, don’t forget monthly prevention, annual vet visits and any other additional vet visits.

POTENTIAL OWNER: But I don't have that much money...

BREEDER: For $1200 you can raise a litter and then keep one of the puppies. Obviously, you will pay the cost of whelping & care.

POTENTIAL OWNER: I can do that.

BREEDER: OK so I have a female due to whelp in 2 weeks. You will need to be available 24/7 around the clock for at least 10 weeks to help with delivery and care. ( a million loads of laundry) Another 4 plus weeks to monitor mom and puppies.

POTENTIAL OWNER: Fourteen weeks?? it's way too much time for me! I have to work.

BREEDER: Plus You will need to be available for puppy families to call you 24/7 with a worry or concern no matter the age. You Must also be ready to take back the puppy/dog at any age if the family has a unforseen emergency.

BREEDER: You will also need the reproductive vet to do progesterone testing($110/ test ) & C-section($1000-$5000) and initial vet care on pups until old enough to be placed ($800+).
Have on hand a scale, thermometer, latex gloves, puppy pads, incubator, oxygen concentrator, nebulizar, heating lamp, whelping box, puppy pen, blankets, toys, bowls, cleaning supplies, appropriate food with supplements for mothers, formula, medications & hand feeding supplies in case of emergency....

POTENTIAL OWNER: But I don't have all these things!

BREEDER: For $5000+ you can buy them.

POTENTIAL OWNER: Ummm .... You know, I think it might be better if I just buy a puppy.

BREEDER: Wise decision.
For us, there are no vacations or holidays, while you go to visit with family & friends we are home at our dogs side caring for them. It is a no breaks commitment.

THIS IS THE REALITY
When you choose a reputable person, you aren’t only purchasing the puppy but also: knowledge, support , experience, love, time, sacrifices, etc...

**Plus the cost of life time support to the puppy owners…

These numbers are just the tip of the iceberg (best case scenario!!!) as a reputable breeder who takes on this journey full time!

Very well said…
*Copied from another breeder*

11/08/2023

Update: she has found her forever home, thank you for everyone's interest in this beautiful girl!

Hi friends! We have a family who is looking to rehome their 1 year old female (a Ham and Hazel production) due to some changes in their work schedule and they want her to get the attention she deserves. They are located in Jackson County, GA and would love for her to stay somewhat close by if possible. I don't believe she has been spayed yet but she was adopted with Limited AKC registration (no breeding rights, pet only). If you are interested in a sweet, house broken, (kinda) trained adult mastiff, please pm us and we can put you in contact with the owners. If she is anything like her parents, which it sounds like she is, you'll absolutely adore her! Jennifer Long Sossoman

07/07/2023

Too cute not to share! Enjoying the 4th of July festivities with his family 😍🇺🇲

15/06/2023

Update: She has found her new home. If interested in a puppy, please feel free to pm us about our planned breeding this fall.

AKC female, 9 months old, still looking for a new family that she can slobber all over 🤣 full or limited registration available. Pm us for more info ❤️

13/06/2023

Well, this was a hard day. Our last little girl went home with a great family today! We had gotten very attached to her and secretly hoped no one ever scooped her up but we're so happy she has found her fur-ever home! 🥹❤️

12/06/2023

This was too cute not to steal from one of our families! She has one of our Mastiffs and now one of our bulldogs! These guys are already the best of friends 😍 Carla Smith Arledge

10/06/2023

*No longer available, feel free to pm us to be added to our waitlist for our next litter*

Someone come and get our last girl. Working man’s price.

07/06/2023

This pretty girl is still looking for a new family to spoil her. She was our keeper from our last litter but have decided to downsize our pack a bit. She's 9 months old, comes from AKC health tested parents and will come with a contract including a 2 year health guarantee, lifetime breeder support, and lifetime rehome policy. Please pm us for more info. Located in Rock Hill, SC.

06/06/2023

Last girl still looking for a family to snuggle her! Getting a bit spoiled here but that's ok! She is such a cutie!

04/06/2023

This little man headed home to GA with a cute couple who needed a companion to complete their new home! Congratulations on your little rolly-polly 🤣

30/05/2023

We're happy to say that Moe has finally found the perfect home. He has been through a lot over the past month and I'm sure it's been an emotional rollercoaster for him but he is loving life with his new family and littermate, Tigger! 😍

29/05/2023

And then there was 2! Last boy and girl, still waiting to find their own couches to snuggle on! Could it be yours? 😉

29/05/2023

Good luck to this baby. Headed to the farm with attack llamas 😂😂😂.

28/05/2023

Just making dreams come true one puppy at a time!!!

26/05/2023

Missed posting this by a few days but happy 1 year birthdays to Ham/Hazel's May 17th litter and Ham/Lola's May 23rd litter! Feel free to post some updated pics of your babies! We love seeing how they've grown 🥳🥳🥳

26/05/2023

***Update: she is still searching for a new home, potential home decided not to move forward with her. Pm us for more info on her!

This sweet girl is looking to find a new place to lounge! She is 8 months old, from our last litter from Ham and Evie. We were going to keep her but have decided to downsize a bit. Parents are health tested and she will come with a 2 year health guarantee (along with a lifetime guarantee against the genetic conditions parents were tested clear for). She is going for a lower $ than most of our pups normally go for due to age but still the same quality we've always produced. Pm us for info on this beauty! ❤️

22/05/2023

🚨🚨🚨⏬️💰PRICE DROP!!! COME AND GET 'EM!!! BULLDOGS READY TO GO NOW! IF YOU'VE MESSAGED US BEFORE, PM US AGAIN FOR NEW PRICING IF STILL INTERESTED!🚨🚨🚨⏬️💰

21/05/2023

Mastiff meets bulldog baby!!!

20/05/2023

Bulldogs ready to go!! Vet cleared!! Don’t miss out on these babies.

18/05/2023

15/05/2023

How do they keep getting cuter?!?! Still have these babies 👀🏠 RTG May 24th