01/12/2025
In the dog world there is nothing worse than yellow snow. So, we asked a passing parade of pups, ok then “what’s the best thing?”
The pooch’s pondered, looked at each other, muttered and all seemed to nod in agreement. Speaking through a translator, this is what they said.
“The best thing in the world are our owners. They take us for walks, throw sticks and balls and let us get a bit muddy, this time of year, without shouting too much. We guard the front door for them, from the nasty Amazon delivery drivers (they all drive too fast). Sometimes we are allowed on the sofa. Our owners pick up our p**p - and that is very important, otherwise they may as well just get a cat. They feed us and, when we think about it, perhaps they even love us too!”
“So the best thing in the whole wide world, would be a trip out in the car that wasn’t to the vets. Like to eat in a restaurant, with sandwiches and cake for them and meaty sausage and natural treats for us. We’d like to be with the whole family and maybe even have Santa visit the table so we can tell him what we’d like for Christmas - or perhaps just get a tummy tickle. No cats allowed. Tough ask though. Sounds impossible. Perhaps just a trip out to Bruno’s.”
It sounds impossible? Sounds wonderful.
Here’s a booking lick … sorry... that should read link:
https://www.whiltonlocksgardenvillage.com/product/santa-paws/
It’s this Saturday. Don’t miss out and, oh yes, pup into Bruno’s for a Christmas treat, or two.
