07/09/2024
*audible eye roll* π Please, dogs are not software. Flicking the lead and making creaky old man noises isn't it. Training can be quick or long, but is genuinely rewarding to you and your dog! Swerve entertainers.
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Yesterday, I received the following email from a researcher for the TV programme *Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly*:
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My first thought was to delete the email. I'm not a fan of Graeme Hall. I've watched a few episodes of his show, and in my opinion, he seems to make things up as he goes along, relying on outdated training methods.
However, I was puzzled. Was the βcravatβ unwell, and they needed a stand-in? I'm a nobody β why on earth would they want to film me training a dog when there are so many high-profile trainers out there? Curiosity got the better of me, so I decided to give the researcher a call.
I'm still in shock as I write this. The researcher explained that they wanted to invite me to Lytham with my Border Collie to "demonstrate" to Graeme Hall how I would train my dog not to respond to a phone ringtone.
Graeme would then take my training method and use it to teach the Border Collie of the family seeking help β all while filming it for his TV show!
WTF π³π³π³
I decided to dig a bit deeper and reached out to the force-free dog training community to see if anyone else had experienced something this bizarre.
It turns out that many trainers had also been asked to attend filming sessions to show Graeme how to train dogs before the cameras rolled. Most reported that they refused because of his methods, but a few had shown him and his team how to train a dog, only to be dismissed without any credit for their expertise.
I then did some open-source research on "The Countryβs Best Dog Trainer," as the *Daily Telegraph* calls him. He has no formal training in canine behaviour or training. Heβs essentially winging it with the help of whatever trainers are willing to show up and assist him.
According to his website, he charges Β£875 per session π€π§
Now Iβm not someone who normally criticises other trainers. I prefer to let my clients decide if Iβm the right trainer for them based on how I work with their dogs.
However, I couldnβt let this pass without making it public knowledge.
If you're looking for a dog trainer, please avoid this programme and this man. You have no idea whose techniques heβll be using week to week, and given that most qualified and accredited trainers want nothing to do with him, the quality of training youβll receive is questionable at best.
Instead, do your own research and find a local trainer who aligns with your own dog training ethics. Organisations such as The IMDT or APDT - Association of Pet Dog Trainers can help guide you to qualified & accredited trainers in your area.
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