Zoey Piske

Zoey Piske My name is Zoey Piske. I am a Bullmastiff puppy. I am having lots of great adventures that I want to share with everyone! Love, Zoey

04/11/2019

What are these boxes doing here?
Where is all of our stuff?
Hey, that’s my bed you threw in that truck!
Stop treating our things so rough!!

Next thing I know, I am placed in the car
And driven to Doggie Dude Ranch
I figure they think I’ll just be in the way
Or might bite those guys in the pants!!

A couple days later, my Mom picks me up
And we drive for a long two hours.
We end up at some house, it has all our stuff
But I know this house is NOT OURS.

Where are the trees and the deer and my run
Where in the world are the hikers?
Where is my dog door, I need to go out
And bark at all the dirt bikers.

But days start to pass, and so do the nights
And it looks like we’re here to stay.
I barked and I barked and I barked some more
But I guess I don’t have any say.

You people better get on the ball
I need me a doggie door.
Until I get one, don’t say a word
If I p*e and p**p on the floor!!

Wait a minute – new folks arrived.
My Mom and Dad seem so glad!
I like these folks who are staying with us
Maybe this ain’t so bad.

Lots of people petting me
And rubbing me on my belly.
I love it so much, it makes me melt
I feel like a bowl full of jelly.

I guess I’ll learn to be happy here
And make this my new home.
And now I need to get back to my life
But I hope you enjoyed this poem!

-Zoey-

19/07/2019

Oh, I forgot to tell you the best part. After showing the house, we all jumped in the car and went to a fast food place. I got my own hamburger!!

19/07/2019

I had the BEST day today. Some people came to look at the house, and they LIKE DOGS!! I was able to participate in showing the house and running around the property. My parents said I was a very good girl!

21/05/2019

Update on my "brother" Zeke. My parents re-homed him because his exuberance was more than they could handle, with him being 90 pounds. My parents had to remove him from the classes they took him to when he was a puppy, because he was causing so much commotion that the other dogs were paying more attention to him than the teacher. About a year ago, he went to live with a rodeo cowboy and his family (fenced acreage for him to run). They are a "Boxer" family, with other dogs and horses. Just got word that Zeke is doing very well. He goes to the rodeos with them, loves the horses, and is quite the cuddler. Although it was hard to let him go, it helps so much to know that he is much happier than he was up here on the mountain with a limited space to run. Now me -- I am a Bullmastiff -- I like to just hang inside with my folks. They say I have a bit of a lazy streak . . . .

18/04/2019

Hi, p*eps. I am back after my page was mistakenly flagged for inappropriate posts. Here are my thoughts:

I just don’t understand it
The reason for the “flag.”
All I ever do in life
Is “arf” and “woof” and “wag.”

I don’t post much on politics
No way that I can fight ‘em.
But some folks holding office –
If I could, I’d surely bite ‘em.

I don’t post sexy pictures –
I’m always fully dressed.
I wear this fur coat proudly,
I want to look my best.

For all the funny things I post
I’m never compensated.
And anything I say on here
Will always be “G” rated.

Oops, there’s someone on the road
I have to bark and greet ‘em.
Goodbye for now, I’ll be back soon
I need to go and meet ‘em.

01/02/2019

Feels good to be walking on all 4 legs again!! I love Dr. Walker!!🐕

30/01/2019

Well, my parents took me to the Vet today. I have had trouble off and on with my right hind leg since I was a puppy. The Vet has checked it out 3 or 4 times, and I would always hop on 3 legs for a bit, then it would go away. This time, l have been hopping for several days, so it was time for the Vet. I was such a good girl -- they LOVE me in there and give me lots of treats. Dr. Walker took me into another room for "X" something. I thought he was taking me somewhere rated "X" -- gonna see some doggie p**n or something. But he ended up taking two pictures (didn't let me brush my hair first, and he did not let me pose, using my best side). The pictures show some arthritis in my leg, and I am such a goofball that I jump around too much, and my leg is constantly going out from under me. Dr. Walker is going to show my X-rays to another doc for a second opinion, but doesn't think I need any kind of surgery. I like going to see Dr. Walker. (By the way, I weigh 95 pounds. I am thinking of starting the Keto diet.)

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