Thunder_Alaskan Malamute

26/06/2024

Ladies and Gentlemen... I'm the proud owner of a Cow 😂🎉
❤️🐺

23/06/2024

Happy Birthday to my bestest Frenemy and Wv tower Buddy Luffy Enzo 🥰 Thank you for the gifts 🎉🎉🎉

21/06/2024

When my Mummy is busy preparing for my Big Birthday Bash...of course I help!

16/06/2024

Rain Rain Go Away..Thunder Can't Play..😔🐺

15/06/2024

My Daddy and Me!
Who's more gwapo? 😜

Comment a photo with your daddy too and get a chance at a special surprise Plus an exclusive invitation to my upcoming Birthday Bash!
HAPPY DADDY'S DAY TO ALL DADS
❤️🐺

14/06/2024

I Am Daddy's Personal Surprise Assistant 🥰🐺

29/05/2024

Celebrating Graduation Season with my Tita!
Thunder with High Honors too
Congratulations! Job Well Done🎉🎉🎉

25/05/2024

Discover the Lifestyle at WV Towers and be Thunder's next neighbor. Free Ice Cream today

24/05/2024

Fluffy Boy looking for a playmate 😜
❤️🐺

17/05/2024

Thunder Thoughts 101

Beware of White floors

ccto1570FGemma

14/05/2024

Guess where I've been?! 🏰😝

12/05/2024

Late night munchies are the BEST! 😋

12/05/2024

Happy Mothers Day to my Fur Mommy. Thankyou for taking care of me and always spoiling me. Also to all the hooman Mommys in the world, thankyou for everything you do, God bless all of you.
Love Thunder.

11/05/2024

Today NATSUCON X Y2KON 2024
Thank you new friends! Thunder had a blast❤️
See you in the next event
Specia thanks to KosuDachi Events and Team Rescue Iloilo

11/05/2024

Catch this Pokemon NATSUCON X Y2KON 2024

11/05/2024

Yeyyy see you NATSUCON X Y2KON 2024 in Robinsons Pavia❤️🐺
Yummies for my new friends

03/05/2024

GUIDANCE (WARNING ⚠️) for those who want a Thunder too!😅🐺❤️

Dear Customer,
Congratulations
on acquiring your Alaskan Malamute
Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Alaskan Malamute comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Alaskan Malamute ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Alaskan Malamute suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.
Sunlight: Do not allow your Alaskan Malamute to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.
Naming: Your Alaskan Malamute comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
Nutjob
You’re kidding me!
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth
The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Alaskan Malamute's zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Alaskan Malamute is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the biting chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.
Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Alaskan Malamute
Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.
**borrowed from elsewhere**

30/04/2024

Living the Summer Life WV Towers and beating the summer heat!

Now who wants to go swimming with me?
❤️🐺

27/04/2024

Yeyyy I looove meeting new friends! See you there in my very special Costume!

❤️Fun with a Purpose
❤️Team Rescue Iloilo

Konnichiwa, Tomodachi! ✨

It's about time that we meet one of the event sponsors that made this unique gathering running at full speed ahead! 💎

Introducing Thunder_Alaskan Malamute , A 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐙𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐑 sponsor of NATSUCON X Y2KON 2024 💗

Thunder is your adorable Alaskan Malamute, an alpha dog with a wise mind and full of flashy skills. His favourites are ice cream, long walks, air-conditioned areas and more importantly, giving hugs and kisses to lovely hoomans- and being called handsome. 😉

He is your precious Iloilo Celebrity Pup-del that loves hoomans as much as we all love pets, and he can't wait to see your dazzling cosplays and fits on the 11th and 12th of May!

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📌 For inquiries, contact us on our page and email us at [email protected]

Kosudachi Events

21/04/2024

When my Mummy woke me up at 4:30AM, I thought she was sleepwalking..But no! We walked and ran and made sooo many new friends (Hello Lao Tzu and Caesar!) at the Walk for FurPaws Atria Park District - Iloilo City with JCI Ilang-Ilang. And the best part was, it was for the benefit of my less fortunate friends in the different rescue centers in Iloilo City.
My reward?.. a big breakfast afterwards Waterfront Seafood & Cocktails Sunday Brunch and lots of cuddles

05/04/2024

I know here everyone calls Thunder the most gwapo (Handsome) everytime you see me..I get gasps and screams of admiration, people in cars even stop to ask about me..But can you believe that in China, There's malamutes and other unfortunate doggies that are very cruelly rounded up for the grrrrrrr( DMT) Dog Meat Trade every June-July for the Yulin Festival 😞😭.
So while my Mummy and Daddy are working on maybe finding me a new sibling from the rescues, help me share, donate and spread awareness. Together lets make the world safer for all the Thunders, Buddys and Ichabods in the world by ending the evil grrrr DMT
Thank you friends! Inspired by Ichabod; Yulin Survivor
Love Thunder ❤️🐺

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/AEKYSUh4RPAnxPZQ/?mibextid=NnVzG8

30/03/2024

So...my mummy went through the whole effort of getting me elevated feeders so I don't have to slump down while eating..
BUT turns out its a not a Height but a LAZY problem

19/03/2024

I stand with my friend Killua.
No furry friend deserves this cruelty.
We loove our hoomans more than ourselves 💔

!🙏
Run Free Bebe😭💔
Ipakita mong FurAnghel ka..tulungan mo ang fur family mong makamit ang Justice para sayo!🙌

08/02/2024

Please join me and help my friends too!
Any amount will surely make a difference
💖Team Rescue

19/06/2022

Happy Father's Day to all the hooman and puppy Daddies out there!
I'm lucky to have a Daddy who loves and spoils me!!

09/06/2022

Someone please rescue my Croc.. We can't find the body🥺

31/12/2021

Gearing up for the Countdown!
Happy New Year Friends
❤️🐺

22/12/2021

Finding a friend with the same mental disorder as you is priceless.
Cheers to frenemies who always have each other's tail!
❤️🐺

07/12/2021

Hi Everyone! Thank you very much for meeting Thunder and helping Team Rescue Iloilo! It has been a wonderful year despite all the challenges!
Im inviting everyone to share your photos taken with Thunder this year in his page with until December 20, 2021 and Thunder will choose a lucky Christmas Buddy to exchange special gifts with!❤️🐺

02/12/2021

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR EVERY DOGGIE and CAT FRIENDS TO HAVE A HOME AND FAMILY AS LOVING AS MINE!
I really really wanna see my friends on Monday and let's share our Christmas love and blessings to my friends at
Team Rescue Iloilo

❤️Thunder