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Kyle is a mini crossbred steer born March 22, 2021. He lives in Wisconsin on a horse farm and has a lot of fun with his shenanigans!

09/02/2024

Because doesn't everyone say on a random Thursday afternoon, "It's a beautiful day, I'm going to go take my horse and cow for a walk 😍"??

No?? Just me??

27/09/2023

If you've ever thought to yourself, "Wow, I wish I had something to tell me every time my fence wasn't working the way it should be!" Get yourselves one of these.

And no, I don't mean a cow. I mean a Kyle. 😑

08/09/2023

Kyle. Being about as Kyle as it gets.

*Sigh*

We've given up 🤦

05/08/2023

I don't mean to brag but....Kyle is officially broke to ride! 🤠

Do we still need to work on steering and not dragging people into corners where they have absolutely zero control to pull our head around? Yes. But we haven't bucked anyone off yet so we're heading in the right direction! 😁

07/06/2023

Apparently Kyle is also going to the Pinto World Championships in Tulsa? Self loaded himself right onto the trailer 🤣 Yes, he did go in there all the way, all by his big boy self 🤣

30/05/2023

What?

Not every barn has a free range cow wandering around napping in random places? 🤔

Wild.

25/05/2023

Forever the cutest cow on the planet 😍😘

16/05/2023

The world is Kyle's playground ⛱️

25/04/2023

He's ready 💪

09/04/2023

Kyle says he has absolutely no clue how the baby got on the wrong side of the fence 🤦🤦🤦

Always an adventure on the funny farm! 🐮

27/03/2023

Kyle! We are just trying to fix the fence, is this really necessary⁉️⁉️

22/03/2023

Happy 2nd Birthday to the boy that has changed our lives for the better 🥰❤️🥰

If you see the boy make sure to give him a hug today!

12/03/2023

Do they make moo collars? Like a bark collar but for cows? 🤔😅

Kyle has recently taken on a new role of being an emotional support animal for Rita, the sweetest horse ever but with her history of rescue she has a lot of anxiety. When she's with Kyle she's completely calm and Kyle absolutely adores her ❤️

While we'd love to bring Kyle along to the shows Rita goes to keep her nerves at bay, Kyle is the most loud animal on the planet and moos non-stop when he's not the center of attention (not spoiled, not sure who raised him this way) and would drive everyone within a 10 mile radius up the wall 🐮 So home he stays!

17/01/2023

The face of a cow who has thrown around boxes, escaped, broke the stall guard, and made a lesson student’s mom return him to his stall.

Heck.

31/12/2022

No, no, am not cow. 🐮

Is Labrador retriever. 🐶

22/12/2022

I had to remind Kyle he could be living outside with a herd of cows...

Instead he's living in a memory foam padded stall in a heated barn with a stall guard so he can stick his head out 💕

He still screamed at me every 2 seconds.

21/11/2022

Ok perfection 😍

03/11/2022

I started my morning getting licked by a cow. How bout you? 😋👅

01/11/2022

* Channeling inner Lightning McQueen *

🏎️⚡🏎️ Speed. I am Speed. 🏎️⚡🏎️

ZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

30/10/2022

If you've ever thought to yourself, " Wow, I'd loved to be screamed at by a giant, black, entitled cow in the morning!" boy do I have an offer for you 🫵

Every morning 8am at Orchard View, folks. Come on down!

29/10/2022

Thank you so much to Dawson Pointe Stables for inviting Kyle to their Halloween Trick-or-Treating event! 🎃 They had a GREAT turnout and Kyle had a blast getting to say hi to everyone (when he wasn't trying to wear his hay bag as a hat)!

24/10/2022

Bribe Your.....cow? 🐮

No "girlfriends" (ball) were harmed in the making of this video 🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYOKgWwSmM&feature=share

21/10/2022

to last year's blanket that started out too big for him 🥹🥹

19/10/2022

Kupcake got to go out with the big kids in the lane for the first time yesterday. I made the executive decision to lead them both in together at dinner time.

Only one of them had to frequently get their butt whacked to keep moving, and it wasn't Kupcake... 🧁

Only one of them tried to fight the horses over the fence on the way in, and it wasn't Kupcake... 🧁

Only one of them threw their body at the wall in a dramatic toddler fashion, and it wasn't Kupcake... 🧁

Only one of them tried to kick their friend on the way into their stall, and it wasn't Kupcake... 🧁

Kupcake's first time leading in from the big kid turn out, Kyle's 457th (probably) time leading in from the big kid turn out... So there's that. 🤦

12/10/2022

Kyle will be making an appearance at this SPOOKY and FUN event! 🎃

Check out Boo at the Barn at Dawson Pointe Stables in Oregon, WI, a FREE event for all ages! 👻

05/10/2022

The vet is coming? 💉 Well, today is as good a day as any to jump the stall guard for the first time.

Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeee! 👋👋

After screaming repeated angry moos at the vet it turns out Kyle was not due for any shots and simply needed some dewormer. To no surprise his sister Kupcake was perfectly behaved... 👼

29/09/2022

That awkward moment when your neck "skin" (skin, definitely not fat rolls) doesn't QUITE fit in your halter like it used to 😬

22/09/2022

Things Kyle did today:

Stuck his head and entire front half of his body through the fence to try to fight with the biggest horse on this property - an 18hh warmblood.

Like ok Kyle 🤦

18/08/2022

To say Kyle liked the parade would be an understatement - he LOVED it! 🥰

We were a little worried it would be a long walk for him and he'd stop halfway through getting us all stuck. Instead this "little" man DRAGGED his mom the entire way through happy as a clam with his little ears forward and so excited about everything going on!

Kyle was made for this wild and crazy life ♥️ After how he handled the parade and the county fair this year, it is clear that Kyle loves to go places and there will be many more adventures to come! 🐮

17/08/2022

I never knew cows could moo with such an entitled tone to their voice until I got Kyle 🙄

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Because doesn't everyone say on a random Thursday afternoon, "It's a beautiful day, I'm going to go take my horse and cow for a walk 😍"?? No?? Just me??