31/03/2023
My pets have very fine hair. One of the problems with this is that their hair quickly gets everywhere – like the sands of Tatooine. At first only the dog liked it, because his sole purpose in life is to bring me pleasure. So, even if it feels like a cheese grater, he’s going to smile and wag his tail because it pleases me. Then my cat, came over and wanted to know what all the tail wagging and smiling was about. He plopped down between us and begged for me to use the glove on him. So I did. I’m pretty sure my cat is into some B**M, because the harder I rubbed him the more ecstasy appeared on his face. Soon I had a glove full of gray hair that I wadded up and made into a Trump toupee for him. Then my rabbit got into the fray.
Yes, I said I own a rabbit. It’s normal. The rabbit, too, has very fine hair. She got between the tail-wagging dog, and the perverted cat so that I could use the glove on her. She did not make ecstasy faces or wag her tail (I’m not sure if rabbits can wag their tail). But she seemed pleased with the results. I say pleased because she remained glued to the spot while I rubbed her with the glove. It could also be that she was simply terrified and frozen with fear, but I prefer to think that she was enjoying the free glove massage. At the end of the evening I had three large piles of fur and three happy pets. I want to use this glove on other things, like strange dogs and homeless people; but I may wait to do that late at night when no one is around.
