Chance Irish

09/09/2018

Suggestion to my fans out there. Don't chew up super glue tubes or you will have it all over your face!

24/11/2017

Now just because I come out of the kitchen licking my chops doesn't mean I am the one who stole your apples, carrots, strawberries, spinach, and gravy packets off the counter before you could use them for Thanksgiving.....Who ever heard of putting apples in dressing anyway....

28/08/2017

Junior says " Oh I see you found where I am hiding, I mean sleeping.... towel, What towel? Oh that towel. Well you see ummm Well, I know a bunch of Centipedes came in an, an, they got under your towel and marched straight out the front door with it....Yeah that's it. Well anyway you told me not to mess with them sooo...I left them alone...I think they were looking for shelter from the sun....Uh huh, that's what happened all right.....

16/07/2017

Junior Brown reporting in. So ya know I watched this show called Hell's Kitchen and decided that maybe I should take up cooking and apply to get on that show. After all I have a great palate...... Mom says we already live in Hell's Kitchen. I wonder what she meant by that......

07/07/2017

Junior Brown reporting in. So me and my little sis Bubbles got bored and we decided to uproot ALL of mom's Daylilies and have a chomp on those tubers. Mom has decided to punish us by expanding our mountain side in hopes we won't get so bored. Project has already been started. Boy do I have it made or what?

19/06/2017

Nibbling your toes? I was giving you a pedicure. Love Junior.

19/06/2017

Dear Mom. I picked all your flowers for you. Nipped them right in the bud. Love Junior....

16/04/2017

Ya know it is annoying when I am working on a project and I have to stop to pose for pictures....

16/04/2017

Junior Brown reporting in from camp. First I wish everyone a HAPPY EASTER! Now mom got out a fresh carton of eggs this morning and and cooked us some. That was tasty! Well the old woman isn't feeling up to par so she left the carton with all those beautiful eggs in it on the counter. So I swiped the carton and took them out side and we had a very nice Easter egg hunt! Hope you had fun on this day too!

29/03/2017

Junior Brown reporting in from camp... I had a busy night last night while mom was sleeping. It rained and snowed most of the night. Mom took her knee brace off and her nice warm socks that Aunt Penny McElheny gave her. Well I thought I was very generous as I only took one sock and left her the other. Ya know, then I got to thinking...what if I could use that knee brace for something? So that went out in the yard into my stash. Mom got up this morning and was hobbling around looking for that brace, so I just sat there and went WOOOO WOOOOO WOOOO. Well she got her crutch hobbled out into the yard and she found my secret stash. Of course the brace and the sock were wet and muddy. Now I have to find another stash place! This is such hard work!

14/02/2017

Junior Brown reporting from camp Chance Badness. First of all HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! Now mom knew exactly what to get me. A frozen raw pork roast. So last night she got it out of the freezer and put it on the counter for me. The beauty of a doggy door is I can sneak off with it and she won't notice for hours! Well she has decided to start taking me for short rides. This time around I am a home body and don't really want to go anywhere. So after nosing around in her purse, (hmmm no dollar bills) I got kinda of queasy so I threw up in the cup holder on the passenger side in the car door. I did it so quietly that she didn't notice for a couple of days and kept looking around for the source of the new scent in the car. I thought I was doing her a favor, She said it was very hard to clean out. I am not going to be a show dog she has my brother and sister for that....So she just needs to let me be a mountain dog....

22/12/2016

Junior brown reporting in from camp Chance. I decided the floors needed mopping so i dumped the water bucket

21/12/2016

Merry Christmas From Junior and the gang!!!

20/12/2016

Junior Brown here reporting from camp Chance badness. As you see I am having a discussion with Santa. He is telling me the the glass ornaments are not balls and shouldn't be eaten. Well I did spit out the hook and top part but I thought the class had a nice crispness to it. So mom found little bits of glass a while later and got on the internet and read from a vet site to feed me a few cotton balls covered in peanut butter. Well I seem to have a cast iron stomach and it all passed just fine. Santa told me to put decorations up, not take them down. So I found a roll of tin foil on the counter and I decked the halls with boughs of tin foil. I even ran the sheet of foil through the doggie door out to the front deck. Then I got out the big bag of cotton balls from the top of the fridge and threw those all over the house to make it look like snow. I knew mom would be excited when she came in and saw everything. She got so excited she started jumping up and down and squealing with well.... I hope it was with delight.....

23/11/2016

Junior brown reporting in from camp Chance badness. Hmmm mom looks like she is getting ready to ditch me. She has been packing her clothes and . I don't see any of my clothes and toys so I am going :( . Anyway, she got out some of that yummy liver to thaw and cook. Well she left it on the counter for just long enough for me to swipe it. Well that sent her back to the grocery store while I had Thanksgiving. Also she is looking at me in a very suspicious manner because she put her diamond ring on the counter to wash her hands and it is now missing. I'll never tell! Woof!

22/11/2016

Junior brown reporting in from Camp Chance badness. Well mom is pitching a fit on two fronts. One because I woke her up in the middle of the night chewing on her TV remote control. Of course by the time she found it, it had quit working. Well if she would just let me take my raw beef bones to bed, this wouldn't have happened, so not my fault!!!!
Then yesterday I had been looking at her nice red velvet shirt for the holidays. So while she was sleeping I took it outside and started altering it. I mean the thing has to fit me now doesn't it? Well she really lost it and a good game of chase went on out in the yard. When I finally conceded and let her have it back, she put it in the bathroom and lamented over it. I mean she really had a funeral service for it! Well when she wasn't looking I opened the bathroom door and tried to sneak out with it. Well can you believe this? She started yelling at me! I never heard her yell before, so I just started barking and woo wooing right back at her. Hmph....like a lecture is going to change anything......Anyway, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!

01/10/2016

Junior Brown reporting from Camp Chance Badness. Well today mom decided to load us 4 setters into the van for a weekend excursion. Well she rationed out the food and put it under the bed from the back door. Now, the front of the bed is blocked off soooooo, she decided that the food was safe and NEVER thought for a moment about that Teeny Tiny 6 inch crack between the bed and the back door. Then she decided to let us ride loose so we could look out all the windows. Well I tell ya, my brother Creedence is so dumb, he never figured this one out and mom never saw it coming. Well setter fans, WE HAVE SUCTION CUPS ON OUR HIND FEET!!!! Well, I waited until mom got on the freeway 'cause that keeps her good and busy. And I suctioned my feet to the back window and lowered myself to the food bowl. I mean I wouldn't have to go to such extremes if she would just feed me more! Well she looks in the rear view mirror and see only my butt and tail. I am so glad she gave me a last name this time. I like Brown better than Dammit. Well the people behind us are pointing and laughing. So she pulls off the nearest exit and pulls me out of there like pulling a rabbit out of the hole. Well I did eat over half of the rations, so she moves what is left of the food up under her seat. Now ya gotta figure, that van is bouncing and swaying all over the place and I begin to drool and cry. Well all I can say is that it is a good thing she put a tarp down over that carpet...I could have used an alka seltzer! Junior out for the night

31/08/2016

Chance wanted me to post this....
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30/08/2016

Lip Session

21/08/2016

Junior!!!!! What!!!!!!

21/08/2016

Junior Brown reporting from Camp Chance Badness. Well this is what mom took from my inventory this morning: One Shoe, A pair of Shorts, A shirt and A bottle of water. All that work made me thirsty. She called it contraband...While she was confiscating her items, I stole a bag of Chicken nubs. She now knows I can out run her. Snicker Snicker....

15/08/2016

Junior Brown reporting from Camp Chance Badness. You see I need to be as tall as Chance...Well maybe not that big...But I am only 4 months. In lieu Of stealing food out of the bowls, Oh I meant tasting....I did open the refrigerator door and licked the shelves very clean and got rid of some stale food. I think mom should pay me for my work.....

15/08/2016

Junior Brown reporting from Camp Chance Badness...Well i am finally getting tall enough to reach the counter and assume my position of master chef tasting everyone's food. Mom moved the pans but that won't last for long. remind you of someone?????

03/08/2016

I don't know what you are fussing about. I have been here innocently playing with my puzzle toy.....

03/08/2016

What???? You say you were surprised when you got up this morning and some of your clothes were on the front deck?

31/07/2016

No resemblance here right?????

31/07/2016

Junior Brown reporting from Chance Badness. Well mom expanded our yard so I went exploring. Well mom thinks this will keep me out of trouble. I think I have more hiding places now for my stuff...Of course after all that scouting around I had to have a beer so I swiped Jim's. He won't know....

31/07/2016

Junior Reporting from Camp Chance Badness. Well i finally did it. I swiped mom's bra off the dresser and stuck my front leg through it a hobbled around. Of course Bubbles had to show up and ruin things so mom got her bra back. Now about those skirts.....

28/07/2016

After a hard days work it is nice to settle in with my favorite toy....Still haven't found the towel, have ya, smirk.

28/07/2016

Junior reporting in from Camp Chance Badness..... Oh were you using this towel? Well just to show you its mine I put my foot on it and tore a hole. Now it is stashed somewhere out in the yard....Good luck finding it!

25/07/2016

What? You didn't know this was Chance's favorite toy and now it's my favorite toy???? I found it out in the yard.......Thanks Aunt Penny McElheny!

20/07/2016

Junior brown reporting from Camp Chance Badness. In his stashed manual (mom doesn't know so keep it a secret) Irish Setter Rules of Acquisition Chance states that it is always good to get out of bed at day break and pick up the pans and start dropping them on the floor. That way you get an early breakfast and another one at about 9 Am. So I did that this morning and sure 'nough it worked! Then I climbed back into bed and gave mom the I love you look....

18/07/2016

JR reporting from Camp Chance Badness. There I am practicing my Elvis lip and my sister decided to photo bomb!

10/07/2016

Junior Brown reporting from Camp Chance Badness. Who says you can't teach a new dog old tricks? After all night of snoozing next to mom, she got up to get a glass of ice tea. Well she set it down on the nightstand and went to put the tea back in the fridge. Well I tried to quietly take the glass of tea but it came crashing down. So I drank it as fast as I could before she made it back....I mean I was cleaning up the mess after all.....For six months mom could put the glass on the night stand anyway...he he he